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2008-03-09T14:38:00.000-06:00

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GPS Used To Recover Stolen Baby Jesus

2007-12-27T18:08:00.000-06:00

GPS Used To Recover Stolen Baby Jesus - Orlando News Story - WKMG Orlando

WELLINGTON, Fla. -- Police in Wellington used a GPS tracking system attached to a baby Jesus to track down the statue and arrest a woman in connection with a Dec. 26 theft.Investigators said the baby Jesus figure was stolen from a Nativity scene in Wellington Wednesday night.Detectives tracked down the statue to a house in Wellington.A short time later, Danielle Santino, 18, turned herself in to authorities, the Palm Beach Post reported.Santino was charged with grand theft.The statue was returned to the village, the report said.Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

I thought for sure that they would just steal the gps, too. I'd rather have a gps than a baby Jesus doll.

Comic Art

2007-12-23T17:24:00.000-06:00

First, why do we still call them comics, even if they aren't funny? Don't say "graphic novels" because that just makes you sound both pretentious and nerdy. A pretentonerd, or maybe nerdtentious.

Progressive Boink: "This is what a woman looks like to Rob Liefeld. I can't even kid about this. It's fucking ridiculous. Fucking ricockulous. She's wearing a string of pouches where her stomach should but could not possibly be and both her thighs and forearms are larger than her abdomen. She has a big ole ass and torpedo tits, and I geniuenly think that when Rob finished drawing her he sat back, frowned, looked over at his friend, and said 'yikes, sorry, guy.'"
No, it doesn't look lifelike. But it looks good.

Look at this,

She's not lifelike, either. Her spine is too long. But that's one of the reasons its considered a great work of art.

Get it? It doesn't have to be realistic to be great art.

Cop goes into roid rage because his jeky was wrong

2007-12-23T09:02:00.000-06:00

Butcher Shop Owner: Off-Duty Officer Pulled Out Gun Over Jerky - News Story - KPTV Portland

VANCOUVER, Wash. -- A Vancouver police officer is on paid administrative leave after witnesses said he flew into a rage and pulled out a gun at a local butcher shop.Vancouver police were called to a butcher shop on Northeast Fourth Plain Boulevard around 4 p.m. Friday to investigate a disturbance involving an off-duty officer.The owner of the Top Choice Meat Market, Mike Brannan, said the off-duty officer was upset because 4 pounds of his deer jerky was seasoned incorrectly.

The officer is on paid-administrative leave, which is part of standard operating procedure.

Isn't that great. He threatens to kill someone and he gets a paid vacation.

W Sings REM!

2007-12-22T08:33:00.000-06:00

YouTube - The End of the World

Pig tases woman for no good reason

2007-12-21T21:41:00.000-06:00

Fla. officer shocks woman yelling at her - Yahoo! News: "While Elizabeth Beeland was trying to purchase a CD player at a Best Buy on Nov. 26, she stepped outside to talk on her phone, leaving her credit card. Concerned about the sudden exit, a store clerk suspected Beeland was using a stolen card and called over a police officer.

Officer Claudia Wright wrote in a police report that when she approached, Beeland became 'verbally profane, abusive, loud and irate.' She said she warned Beeland to calm down or face arrest.

Wright was not disciplined, and police Chief Mike Chitwood defended her actions. Beeland was refusing an officer's orders, and using a Taser avoided use of other weapons, he said."

So, instead of apologizing, the pig department said, "Shut up. You're lucky we didn't shoot you."

Is Mike Huckabee's son a dog killer?

2007-12-17T18:20:00.000-06:00

Son’s Past Could Come Back to Bite Huckabee | Newsweek Periscope | Newsweek.com: "As Mike Huckabee gains in the polls, the former Arkansas governor is finding that his record in office is getting more scrutiny. One issue likely to get attention is his handling of a sensitive family matter: allegations that one of his sons was involved in the hanging of a stray dog at a Boy Scout camp in 1998. The incident led to the dismissal of David Huckabee, then 17, from his job as a counselor at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, Ark. It also prompted the local prosecuting attorney— bombarded with complaints generated by a national animal-rights group—to write a letter to the Arkansas state police seeking help investigating whether David and another teenager had violated state animal-cruelty laws."

I say we brand him across the chest with "dogkiller", like in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome".

Michael Jackson has problems

2007-12-17T17:54:00.000-06:00

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testing youtube thingy

2007-12-15T21:54:00.001-06:00

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The Jiggles

2007-12-15T09:16:00.000-06:00

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2007-12-07T17:47:00.000-06:00

Big Head DC » Teen Calls Bush’s Secret Phone; Creates Security Scare: "An Icelandic teen, MSNBC reports, figured out President Bush’s private phone number, and called it recently, leaving a message saying he was the president of Iceland and wanted Bush to call him back. When police visited the teen, after being alerted by Secret Service, he would not say how he learned the top-secret number. Big Head DC is speculating that he somehow deciphered the code from when Jenna Bush called her parents during a recent taping of the Ellen show."

Overzealous thought police arrest teacher

2007-12-02T11:08:00.000-06:00

Teacher Arrested In Connection With Web Posting About Columbine - News Story - WISC Madison: "WEST BEND, Wis. -- An Oak Creek High School teacher has been arrested after authorities said he posted comments online in a debate about teacher salaries, saying the Columbine High School shooters were heroes. James Buss, 46, of Cudahy, was arrested Thursday by West Bend police and released after posting $300 bail. He has been suspended from his job. He could face criminal charges. A message left at his home was not immediately returned Saturday."

Ok, what he said was stupid, but how can you arrest him for it? He has freedom of speech. Even stupid speech is protected. He deserved to be fired, but arrested? The Founding Fathers would be appalled.

Still don't think the TSA is out of control? Read this.

2007-12-01T11:50:00.000-06:00

Ken Schram: Someone should be fired | KOMO-TV - Seattle, Washington | Ken Schram: "Brief background: On the tarmac, an honor guard had been formed by Port of Seattle Police, airport fire and rescue and military personnel as the soldier's body was placed on the plane. A police officer then took the escort soldiers up to security. The TSA screener checked everyone's ID, including the police officer, and then had the soldiers go through the metal detectors. Their combat ribbons and medals set off the alarms. So what does the TSA screener do? He has the soldiers strip off their uniforms - in front of everyone - down to their tee shirts, pants and socks."

Canadians and Chinese are teaming up to poision kids, now

2007-11-30T23:32:00.000-06:00

The Canadian Press: NDP issues Christmas toy asbestos warning: "OTTAWA - The NDP is calling on the federal government to shut down Canada's asbestos industry and scrap 'horrifying' regulations that allow the use of the cancer-causing mineral in children's toys and other products. New Democrat MPs Pat Martin and Libby Davies released test results Friday showing that asbestos is present in CSI Fingerprint Examination Kit - a popular new children's toy made in China. 'Asbestos is the greatest industrial killer the world has ever known and you would have to be insane to put asbestos in children's toys,' said Martin."

Is it just that the Chinese are greedy and profit driven or are they actively trying to poison kids? I don't know what the hell is going on with Canada. Every kid who gets mesothelioma from this will be able to sue, at least.

Sarah Michelle Gellar rules out starring in Buffy movie

2007-11-18T10:52:00.000-06:00

Sarah Michelle Gellar rules out starring in Buffy movie

"Of course I never say never, so I'm not saying no, but my fear would be to open something like that up again, to only end it again," she added.

The day will come when she will be begging Joss Whedon for a Buffy movie. And he'll say no, because she will be too damn old. She's starting to look as leathery and dry as Sharon Stone.

Actress is now Sarah Michelle Prinze - UPI.com

2007-11-16T21:36:00.000-06:00

Actress is now Sarah Michelle Prinze - UPI.com: "NEW YORK, Nov. 16 (UPI) -- Hollywood actress Sarah Michelle Gellar has taken the last name of her husband Freddie Prinze Jr. as a fifth wedding anniversary present. 'She officially changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze,' a source close to the actress told Us Weekly. 'On their anniversary, she showed (Freddie) her new driver's license. It was so sweet.'"

You know this means that they'll be divorced soon, don't ya? It's like getting a tattoo of your bf/gf's name. It curses the relationship.

I bet Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder still have their tattoos.

Terror police 'shot' man in coma

2007-11-15T21:22:00.000-06:00

BBC NEWS | England | West Yorkshire | Terror police 'shot' man in coma: "A man who had gone into a diabetic coma on a bus in Leeds was shot twice with a Taser gun by police who feared he may have been a security threat. Nicholas Gaubert has described how the incident happened in July 2005, just a week before the fatal shooting of Brazilian man Jean Charles de Menezes."

Going into a coma? That's a tazing.

Dumbass cop tasers himself

2007-11-13T17:14:00.000-06:00

local: "A Madison police officer was issued a letter of reprimand this month for zapping the officer's own hand with a Taser, inadvertently sending a massive jolt of electricity through the officer's body, police disclosed today. The incident happened on July 31 when the officer, whose name and gender were not disclosed, discharged the non-lethal weapon during a checkout procedure. According to a summary of the investigation issued by Lt. Kristen Roman of the Professional Standards and Internal Affairs office, officers are required to make sure that no air cartridge is loaded before testing the Taser gun, which is done at the start of each shift."

If they were being fair they would have taken him into custody where he would have somehow beat himself up.

Boy George has gone crazy

2007-11-13T16:05:00.000-06:00

Boy George charged with false imprisonment| Showbiz | This is London: "Boy George has been charged with false imprisonment after allegedly chaining a male escort to a wall."

Kanye's Mom's Doc a Quack?

2007-11-13T07:02:00.000-06:00

Awful Plastic Surgery: Doctor In Kayne's Mom's Death ID'd: "A message board claims that Dr Adams has two malpractice judgements against him and that the information was obtained at this site: http://www.medbd.ca.gov/"

Plastic Surgery kills

2007-11-12T09:51:00.000-06:00

Kanye West's Mother Dies -- A Mystery - TMZ.com: "Kanye West's mother, Dr. Donda West, has died. Multiple reports indicate that Dr. West's death may have been a result of complications from some sort of surgery. Kanye was in London when he was told. He is on his way back to the U.S. West often spoke about the close relationship he shared with his mother. Dr. West worked as the Chair of the English Department at Chicago State University before retiring to become her son's manager."

Just remember this when you go in for a tummy tuck or a boob job.

Britney's new cd cover

2007-11-11T03:33:00.001-06:00

It's ok to teach kids about war, but not about peace

2007-11-10T22:35:00.000-06:00

MyFox Tampa Bay | Teacher told peace banner not appropriate: "The principal says she's all for free speech, but doesn't think our youngest students are ready yet to hear about war protesting."

I don't think they're ready to hear about war.

Area 52, where the reall stuff happens

2007-11-10T22:16:00.000-06:00

Las Vegas Now - Breaking News, Local News, Weather, Traffic, Streaming Video, Classifieds, Blogs - I-Team: Area 52, The Secret Sister - Part 2: "When the Washington Post ran a cartoon in 1997 joking that Area 52 is where the government hides its elves and gnomes, it didn't realize there really is an Area 52, also known as the Tonopah Test Range. It might not house any elves, but it's where the military grapples with gremlins. For example, how to better exploit pilotless drones, or how to use parachutes to deliver nuclear bombs. The Sandia Corporation, which manages Area 52, is working on a fusion reactor, which it pointedly announced is, quote, 'not from Area 51,' a more secretive sister facility."

More regular people get background checks while child molesters get away

2007-11-10T22:12:00.000-06:00

Ohio.com - AP: "Already this year, 25 million Americans have had background checks by the federal government, a number that's risen every year since the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Amid the rise, a notable shift has occurred: More civilians are now checked each year than criminals. And checks on the vast majority come back clean, even as states allot more money for their growing screening operations. And, in rare cases, predators still slip through the cracks. Take Timothy Stephen Keil, an Ohio church camp counselor recently convicted of molesting two young boys. Or Ralph Fiscale, a New Hampshire soccer coach, and Stephen Unger Jr., a Texas schoolteacher, both of whom committed similar offenses in the past year. All were either not run through a check by their superiors, or they passed one. Civil libertarians say the tradeoffs of such a system, built largely through state"