Brigette Nielsen and Gwen Stefani

Seperated at birth?

Christina Aguilera is an Exhibitionist

Ok, most celebs are. But she's really got a fetish. First she's wearing see-through outfits. Now it comes out that she likes to have sex in public places.

Washington, August 1: They may have been married for almost a year now, but pop singer Christina Aguilera said that she and her hubby have been on their honeymoon ever since they tied the knot, revealing that they love having ‘sex’ in public places.

The mushy lovers most recently made out at a celebrity spot in London, but Aguilera refused to reveal the name of the place where the couple gave in to their sexual desire.

Raul Castro Gay?

Sources tell me that Castro's little brother, the one who's in charge now, is gay. Apparently it's one of those open secrets that only gay people know.

Also, I'm told that George Clooney is also gay.

Contact Celebrities

Did you know you can contact any celebrity for only a dollar?

So I encourage all of you to send pictures of your penis/vagina or someone else's to Paris Hilton and see what she thinks about it. She's an expert on these things.

Or mail Nicole Richey a sammich.

Or send Nich Lachey a life. And tell him to stop doing that stupid commercial.

It's Alive!

It's Courtney love.

Let this be a lesson to you, kids. Don't be a rock star. It's really bad for you. Be a drug dealer...they live longer.

Tori Spelling loves Porn

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Avril's Honeymoon Pics

Here's her hubby just before he pissed on her foot because she got stung by a jellyfish.
Is that Britney and K-fed? No! It's Avril and her white trash soon to be babydaddy.
And then she takes pics of herself and her Sk8terboi.



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Yet another "rocker" sells out to Jesus

Why does this always happen? When did the gods of metal forsake us? When I was a kid and in church they used to tell us how Alice Cooper was posessed by the soul of a woman burned as a witch. If we listened to him we would burn in hell.

Now he's a christian, himself.

"Kids love boundaries. We used to fight against them. But in all reality, what we really did want was to know where we could go. Of course, you always step over the line just a little bit to see what's going to happen," said the 58-year-old rocker, known for his ghoulish makeup and hits such as 1975's "Welcome to My Nightmare."

Cooper said his Christian, nonprofit Solid Rock Foundation has begun fundraising efforts for a 20,000-square-foot teen activity center to be called The Rock, to be built at Grand Canyon University in West Phoenix.

Boy George

Maybe he should change his name to "Old Man George".

He has been sentenced to community service.

Born George O'Dowd, the 45-year-old singer has struggled with drug problems for years. He was ordered to do community service after pleading guilty in March to false reporting of an incident. He called police with a bogus report of a burglary at his lower Manhattan apartment in October, and the responding officers found cocaine inside.

Ok, let's put this down as yet another thing everyone knows. When you're paranoid from staying up all night doing coke, don't call the police! No matter how much you want to. Even if J Edgar Hoover is outside in a dress and he's eating garbage out of your cans. Never call the cops!

Blogging....

The goal is not to be the first person to say something. The goal is to be the first person to steal something and then claim it's yours.

And then you snarl at everyone who claims it for their own.

So here goes.


Hate is the new black.

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Be a hater.

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Hate the game and the playa.

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Tshirts comins soon.

Is she legal yet?

Here we have pics of the little sister of someone who used to be famous, but gave it all up to raise a litter in the worlds most expensive mobile home. Can you guess who it is? I'll give you a hint, she went from the swamp to the Barnyard premiere.

Here we have Courtney Cox and the guy who mows her lawn. Man, you got to be really good at cuttin' grass to get invited to movie premieres.

And here's Courtney with her mom.

WTF? With Mel Gibson?

Apparently he's gone batshite insane.

Ok, first he gets arrested for DUI. No biggie, celebs do that all the time. Usually to settle some political score, though. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Then he said some bad stuff about the Jews. Well, whatever, spirits are running high....they are bombing the frak out of a lot of people right now. Other people have said worse.

Now the FBI is involved. He's being called in on some Patriot Act shite. Apparently on suspected terrorism charges.

What the hell is going on out there? Now you people see why I live in Alabama and refuse to leave my property? Y'all are fraking crazy out there.

The Gayest Man on the Internet

He even beats the Peter Pan guy.

Devon Aoki

Here are some pics of Devon Aoki from the upcoming movie DOA, based on the video game. Looks like Jaime Presley is in it, too.

Mel Gibson Gets a DUI

Mel Gibson was arrested by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department in Malibu, Calif. early this morning for suspicion of DUI. Bail was set at $5,000.

But don't worry, Jesus will save him.

Tia Carrere

She's still alive! She's not dead or fat or anything!

Although she is with a weird looking guy.

Nicky Hilton at the Pool

"I dropped a cigarette in my shoe
And dove in the water
Then I swam until my hair dreaded
Like flying on fire
That day I quit smoking and swimming" Kristin Hersh.

Some of these things only make sense to me. Screw you people and your "logic" and "making sense".

The Hoff is a drunk

He was banned from a flight. Then stumbled around drunk and tried to pick up the manager of a store at the airport.

When someone asked if he was David Hasselhoff he denied it. "He wasn't aggressive, he just had problems standing." Someone said.

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Scarlett's a Diva

Scarlett was asked to be in a Sound of Music production.

Somehow I doubt she can actually sing. She was just hired for her boobies.

"Her people were not `pro' the idea. It became clear that it wasn't going to work because the demands were so ridiculous," Lloyd Webber was quoted as saying in The Times newspaper.

He said Johansson's representatives "couldn't understand why she would want to appear in the West End for $18,500 a week when she could be earning $10 million for a movie."

Publicist Marcel Parisbeau said it was a busy work schedule and not pay demands that sank the actress' chance to play the role made famous by Julie Andrews in the 1965 film version of the musical.

If they have to deny it, you know it's true.

Lohan OD's, again

Lindsay, that Jeremey Piven is a bad influence on you.

The actress, who is filming the movie Georgia Rule in the area, was
taken to an L.A. hospital very early Wednesday morning.

"She was overheated and dehydrated," Lohan's rep, Leslie
Sloane-Zelnick told TV's The Insider, which was first to report the
story. "She was filming in 105-degree weather for 12 hours."

When it's that hot lay off the cocaine. Stay inside and shoot tequila and Oxycontin. Everyone knows that.