Don't worry about North Korea

Any country with soldiers this pretty can't be all bad.

Courtney Loves Mel

According to a post on a fansite, Courtney Love considers Mel Gibson to be her own personal Jesus. He talked her into going into rehab, even after she cussed him and refused to let him in her hotel room.

What's funny is the Courtney Love fansite is called "Sugar Heart" and we all know Mel's favorite expression is "Sugar Tits". Do you think that's what he called Courtney?

Ozzy's wife to remove rubber band

Osbourne plans to remove gastric band - Yahoo! News: "NEW YORK - Sharon Osbourne says she plans to remove a gastric band that helped her lose 125 pounds and instead rely on psychotherapy to cope with her weight issues.

Yeah, psycho is right. Here's how that scene will play out, "Hey, psycho, stop eating so much." Then the therapist will whack her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

'I have to figure out why I do what I do to myself,' the 54-year-old wife/manager of rocker Ozzy Osbourne says in an interview in People magazine's Oct. 30 issue. 'I think I have some sort of self-destruction button.'"

Ya think? I mean, you're married to Ozzy. You're on the Crazy Train, babe.

S-Jo in Esquire

Kate Beckinsale's daughter is so cute

Check her out in the little Emily the Strange shirt and striped leggings. This kid has style.

Who should be Iron Man's secretary?

John Favreau is asking for your suggestions on who should be Pepper Potts, Iron Man's secretary in the upcoming movie.

I think the best suggestion so far is Kristen Bell.

Ellen Barkin says she had sex with George Clooney

She's a little frumpy and old for Clooney, isn't she? I thought he liked 'em young.

But, then again, I think he's just a slut. Here's more.

S-Jo InStyle

I've decided to start calling her S-Jo because Scarlett Johannson is just too hard to spell. I can never remember how many t's n's and if it's an e or an o.

Here are pics from this months InStyle magazine.

The dumbest celebrity trend, ever

First it was Angelina Jolie, then Madonna, now Britney is going to adopt an African child.
I suppose it's a noble sentiment, and all, but I kind of think it's like kittens. Everyone wants a kitten because they're young and cute and fluffy, but what are they going to do when these children grow up and start shedding on the furniture and pooping on the floors? They won't be so cute anymore, then, will they?


Do you really think this woman would be a good mother?

Free Tibet?

This is one of the contestants for Ms. Tibet.

Metok Lhanzey, 20, walks during the 'swimwear round' of Miss Tibet open to the public for the first time this year in Dharamsala, in the northern Indian state of Himachal Pradesh, October 13, 2006. Three years ago, at the tender age of 17, Lhanzey sat in solitary confinement in a pitch dark, filthy and horribly cramped Chinese prison cell in the Tibetan capital Lhasa. This weekend, the nervous 20-year-old is dreaming about being crowned Miss Tibet in a small but controversial beauty pageant held by Tibetan refugees in northern India. Photo taken October 13, 2006. (Stringer/Reuters)

Stupid TV Execs

Ok, first Comcast screws around and turns TechTv into G4...which sucked. They cancelled Martin Sargent's show. In some ways it was good, though. Digg.com was started by a guy that left TechTv.

Now they're going to combine E! with G4, because G4 can't get the ratings. These are two totally different audiences. I watch both, but that's because I've got some sort of disease that makes me care about celebrity gossip. It's not healthy, I know, but there's no cure. I sometimes watch the anime on G4, but mostly I don't watch it because I don't care about gaming.

But I'm not typcial. The average viewer of E! is women and the average G4 viewer is a teenage male. These two demographics are diametrically opposed. How are you going to sell advertising for neutrogena and Xbox 360? There is no common ground there.

I have this great idea for a show. Just let the Girls Gone Wild guy do a tv show that's a little milder.


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Eva Longoria in German Maxim

Here are scans from October's Maxim magazine, the German edition.

Have you ever seen Eva without makeup? She's got a mustache.

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Gibsons gonna get ya

Remember how Mel Gibson said he was gonna get the deputy that arrested him? Sure, later he said it was all a mistake and he didn't mean it. But sure enough, bad things are starting to happen to the guy.

Mel Gibson leak leads to probe of officer - report - Yahoo! News: "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The sheriff's deputy who arrested actor
Mel Gibson for drunken driving has had his home searched by fellow officers investigating how a police account of the actor's anti-Semitic tirade was made public, it was reported on Thursday.


Acting on a search warrant obtained by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, investigators raided the home of Deputy James Mee on September 13 and seized his computer, telephone records and other documents, according to the celebrity Web site TMZ.com.

Just watch. People like Mel Gibson don't get arrested without consequences. This little guy will get fired and disappear off the face of the earth, just you wait to see if it don't happen.

Torture Paris Hilton

Or David Hasselhoff, Pete Doherty, David and Victoria Beckham, Robbie Williams, Simon Cowell and some other people I never heard of.

It's a flash game...looks like some sort of promotion for Saw 3. Select your victim.

Nicole Scherzinger

This is Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls. These pics are taken from the November Maxim. They are very large, high quality pics. Click on them for full size.

It's official: James Bond is now a Dork

He's going to be driving a FORD.

Couldn't it at least be a Jaguar? They're owned by Ford, now.

It's the gayest christmas ever!

Wham is getting back together! George Michael and Andrew Ridgley are getting back togther this Xmas.

"George is thrilled that Andrew's agreed to perform," a source told Britain's Sunday Mirror. "It was something George had thought about for a long time. He couldn't be happier and can't wait for the gig." Michael often squashed rumors of a potential reunion in the past due to Ridgley's refusal to participate.

Anna Kournikova Cleavage

Here's Anna K. setting next to some pissed off redneck guy who looks like Kevin Federline's cousin from Mississippi.

But the boobies are nice.

These are very big, high quality pics. Click on them for full size.

Mission Insertable

Mr. Cruise is also demanding “the immediate and complete withdrawal” of the Mission Insertable butt plug from Holesome Fun’s Dark Side of the Moon catalog and from any and all persons “currently harboring” this device.

“My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality,” said Mr. Cruise’ attorney Marvin Keister. “The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness.

“L. Ron Hubbard taught Scientologists to respect their large—and their small—colons as the pathway to better physical and mental health; and although Mr. Cruise endorses regular high colonic cleansing and Vitamin K enemas, he is offended by the notion of butt plugs in general and of those with his face on them in particular.”

Now I'm all pissed off at myself for not writing that. Read the whole article, it's genius.

Dave Navarro had sex with Paris Hilton

Here they are after the dirty deed. He looks really stoned, doesn't he? But then he always looks really stoned. For their next trick he and Paris will have relations with Carmen Electra.