The real story behind Anna Nicole's fake babydaddy

Among a cast of loonies, "Prince" Frederick
von Anhalt has somehow managed to make himself
the most bizarre story in the whole Anna
Nicole Smith tragedy. Husband of 90 year-
old Zsa Zsa Gabor, von Anhalt is said to have
bought his title, knocked more than fifteen
years off his real age (mid 70s), laid claim
to a German castle, hit a Beverly Hills
police officer and now says he's the father
of Smith's baby.

That would be something of a surprise. Von
Anhalt has already tried suing the makers
of Viagra for causing him to be unable to have
sex without it. Oh, and most days he can be
found standing outside Starbucks in West
Hollywood with his Rolls Royce Silver Shadow,
looking to attract the attention of the buff
boys coming out of the Boystown gyms.

(FYI: Von Anhalt said he thought of adopting Anna
Nicole, as did her late husband J Howard Marshall.
But he changed his mind as marriage was
advantageous tax-wise.)

Anna Nicole Dead!

Anna Nicole Smith dead - Newsday.com: "Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy playmate whose bizarre life careened from marrying an octogenarian billionaire to the untimely death of her son, died Thursday after collapsing at a South Florida hotel, one of her lawyers said.

Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital."

This is all about money. Anna's son Daniel would have been next in line to inherit her money. Since she married Howard K. Stern he is now next in line to inherit. Even if their marriage wasn't legal then if he is the father of her 5 month old baby then he would still be in charge of the money because he has custody.

Even Anna's mother was suspicious of something as far back as Oct. of 2006. She said, "If Howard Stern marries her and she ends up dead, then who does the money go [to]? Danny's not there."