Thursday, November 30, 2006
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Don't worry, he said he'd kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he's all out of bubble gum.
CTV.ca | "Rowdy" Roddy Piper diagnosed with lymphoma
In other news Tom Cruise went to Charlton Heston to teach him how to not be gay.
JENNIFER LOPEZ - LOPEZ TURNS TO SCIENTOLOGY TEACHINGS FOR BABY HELP?: "um"
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Monday, November 27, 2006
I just really don't even care....
Friday, November 24, 2006
Margaret Cho has been named to the board of directors of the sex toy company, Good Vibrations.
For some reason the New York Post seems to think she's a lesbian.
As she once said, she's not bi, she's just a slut.
More pics of the tattoo.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Ill stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When black friday comes
Ill collect everything Im owed
And before my friends find out
Ill be on the road
When black friday falls you know its got to be
Dont let it fall on me
When black friday comes
Ill fly down to muswellbrook
Gonna strike all the big red words
From my little black book
Gonna do just what I please
Gonna wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do but feed
All the kangaroos
When black friday comes Ill be on that hill
You know I will
When black friday comes
Im gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it til
I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The archbishops gonna sanctify me
And if he dont come across
Im gonna let it roll
When black friday comes
Im gonna stake my claim
Ill guess Ill change my name
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Madonna: Like a Pitchwoman - Yahoo! News: "The Queen of Pop turned children's author is scheduled to make her debut as a TV pitchwoman Friday, Saturday and Sunday on HSN, where she'll be promoting her latest kiddie book, The English Roses: Too Good to Be True."
One day she'll run for governor of California....or become a priest. It's really hard to say.
Hey, babe? Never give the cops permission to search. Make them get a warrant.
And what's really horrible is I've done the same thing. Not with Jennifer Love Hewitt....mine was actually prettier than her. Girls, you need to be more blunt with us dumbass guys.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
E Canada Now - Breaking News » Britney Spears May Just “Give Away” Sex Tape: "Now Britney Spears says she may just “give away’ a copy of the sex tape the couple made on their honeymoon two years ago.
Sources close to Spears report she is “seriously thinking about” giving away a digitally re-mastered copy of the four-hour long sex video."
It's probably trash talk... but it would be cool is she gave it away. It's a whole new way of dealing with this sort of thing.
Monday, November 20, 2006
Corky from Life Goes On has died...or so imdb.com says. Christopher Burke was an actor with Down's Syndrome, who played a character with Down's Syndrome.
So far only imdb is carrying the news. So it could be wrong...but imdb is usually pretty good with the facts.
Update: Yesterday imdb.com had his date of death listed as Nov. 10 of this year. Now it doesn't. I'm not sure if he's alive or dead and can't find out any more info. If you know of anything or have a link to an obit please leave a message in this thread.
Except instead of going nuts and screaming about the Jews he goes insane and starts calling audience members "n*gger".
He told everyone there he didn't care what they thought and he was rich enough to have everyone arrested.
And then Paul Rodriguez...the washed up has been says, "Freedom of speech has it's limitations, and I think Michael Richards found those limitations."
Which is a load of crap. Even if you don't agree with what he says he has the right to say it. If you don't like it move to Iran.
Here's crappy video from cnn that might not work in your browser.
'Never-ending kiss' caps TomKat wedding - Yahoo! News
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Fiona Apple said it best, and everyone laughed at her for it.
I think the problem is that she wasn't mean enough when she said it. Those kind of people only understand extremes.
Friday, November 17, 2006
She's been cutting up her wrists. With that and some of the recent behavior we've seen I'd say she's probably got Borderline Personality Disorder.
Here are the pics of wounds on her wrists.
And also a pics of her kissing another chick. Looks like she's becoming a lesbian.
From The Superficial.
Shanna Moakler, ex-wife of one of those guys from a corporate cheese-punk band...
Blink 382 or Sum 41 or whatever....
Anyway, Shanna was letting the paparrazzi at X17 take pics of her and they asked if she had anything to say to Paris Hilton and she said, "Tell her not to forget to taker her Valtrex".
Valtrex is a med for herpes.
Here's the video.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
I laughed because me and my ex did the same thing. Well, I removed her from mine, but I think I'm still on hers.
» Britney and Kevin Taking it to MySpace - The Real Juice That Celebrities Would Prefer Not To Spill! - Celebslap.com
“When he was told we only had cow, goat, sheep and soya he threw a screaming fit. He said we should ring London Zoo to see if they had any.”"
Viagra must not be doing it for him, because the stuff is used by impotent men to help them get it up.
"We're supposed to be liberated in America but if our president had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all.
"Every woman would have six children and we wouldn't be able to have abortions."
More at the Sun.
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
* Writing team producing next album needed more material
* Federline kept eating last Zinger in freezer without replacing it
* Ran out of things to talk about
* Stud contract required Federline be returned to breeder after second successful siring
* Decision made by write-in vote for Kids' Choice Awards
* Federline's late nights at the office became too much of a strain
* Kevin was being all jerky and Britney was all like, 'Get out. Jeez!'
KEVIN TAKES THE SPONGE ROAD - New York Post Online Edition: Seven: "'He just kept ordering more and more food and then asked for it to be put in containers so he could take the food out to the clubs with him. Then he started putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles and stuck them under his coat trying to sneak the liquor out with him. It was really unbelievable to watch. The guy obviously has enough money to buy a bottle of liquor on his own without trying to sneak it under his coat.' "
Junkiness » Blog Archive » Fergie is a Beautiful Gift From God: "“I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing,” the white hip-hopper told Vibe. “You can’t take that away from me, ‘cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.”"
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Beyonce to star in lesbian flick with Eva Longoria - New Zealand's source for entertainment news, gossip & music, movie & book reviews on Stuff.co.nz: "Eva, one of the stars of hit TV show Desperate Housewives, said: 'Yes it's true. We are talking about doing the movie together. It's such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story.'
A source revealed: "They weren't at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It's going to be very hot.""
I don't think this is coincidence, they're bi.
Jimmy Buffett wants Web site shut down - Yahoo! News: "'Many of these products are ones (Akard is) not even authorized to sell, but primarily, the problem is that, in some cases, the markup on items is as high as 50 percent,' lawyer Anthony Buzbee said. 'Jimmy Buffett's not in business to make money, certainly not anymore, and he doesn't appreciate what this guy's been doing.'"
The Prez's daughter was spotted at the Yale-Princeton game with a drink sticking out of her ass. Showing she's a chip off the old block, ain't she? She'll probably be president one day. And on that day, we'll still be fighting in Iraq. From Ivy-gate.
K-fed says that if he don't get the money he wants from her then he will release a sex tape starring himself and Britney.
Of course, she's got the really good lawyers. So I don't his ploy will work. Also, she could probably just have him killed if she wants. She is from Louisiana.
What's really bizarre is that a friend of theirs is also claiming they played chess. I bet he was always trying to jump her queen.
The Sun Online - Bizarre online: Britney and Kev sex tape shock
Cohen used Glod's Gypsies as stand-ins for Kazakhs in his runaway hit movie, 'Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.' Now offended villagers are threatening to sue the film's producers for paying them a pittance to put farm animals in their homes and perform other crude antics.
Not everyone in Glod is upset. Sorina Luca, 25, excitedly described how she was given $3.30 to bring a pig into her home and let the producers put a toy rifle into the hands of her 5-year-old daughter for one scene.
"I really liked it," she said. "We are poor and miserable. Nothing ever happens here."
At least one of them is telling the truth. No one would have even known it was Romania if you hadn't said anything. Everyone thought you were actors and the scenes were shot in England or someplace.
Monday, November 13, 2006
For Mrs. Cruise, Perhaps a Cat - New York Times: "“Now, Tom, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice if you will, but still they need them.”
And Ms. Holmes could be told: “Hear well, sweet Katie, for promise binds. Young men are free and may forget. Remind him then that you may have necessities and follies, too.”
“keep her, well or ill,” he is also asked, “And when she’s older, do you then keep her still?”
“Know that life is stark and often somewhat grim, and tiredness and fret and pain and sickness do beget a state of mind where spring romance is far away and dead.”
She is then asked if she is willing to “create still his health, his purpose and repose.”
Similarly the bridegroom is told, “The tides of fortune and of life are sometimes fair or grim.” He should not leave his wife in search of solutions, and the minister says, “Take thy own even though they sleep beneath foul straw and eat thin bread and walk on pavement less than kind.”"
Friday, November 10, 2006
Fans in uproar over Yao Ming sanitary pad deal - Yahoo! News: "BEIJING (AFP) - A Chinese businessman has triggered outrage over his plan to register the name of China's most famous basketball player, Yao Ming, as a trademark for a women's sanitary napkin."
Just roll with it man. Ask for an endorsement deal.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
But she's so dumb she accidentally hired a male prostitute to take her out.
Jessica Simpson accidentally hired a 'professional hooker' | 24dash.com - Showbiz & Slap Dash: "The 'Dukes of Hazard' actress, the ex-wife of Nick Lachey, has been scouring internet dating sites to find a man ever since she split from singer John Mayer.
However, the blonde star was left red-faced after she unknowingly arranged a meeting with a 'professional hooker'."
"A couple of years ago I was sitting in the Kodak
Theatre with my acceptance speech in my pocket,
waiting to get up and say that I was the first
openly gay actor to win an Oscar. Unfortunately,
that was the year the blacks won." - Ian McKellen
Kanye West got in a huff at the MTV EMA
awards because he didn't win Video of the Year.
Kanya stormed on to the stage when winners
Justice v Simian were being lauded shouting
that he should have won because his video
"cost a million dollars". "If I don't win, the
awards show loses credibility," he concluded.
Andy Taylor left Duran Duran last week.
Musical differences - he didn't want to
collaborate with Justin Timberlake -
was definitely part of it. Plus he was
somewhat under-whelmed that these days
Duran Duran was just Nick, Simon and John.
He and Roger were just employees. But Andy
wasn't the only person to walk out on the
band last week. Their web-mistress was so
upset that Andy left that she quit on the same
day, replacing the home page with a new message,
written in huge red letters, which had
Duran fans laughing all day long:
"Duran Duran Without Andy Taylor is Like
Anal Sex Without Lube."
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Here's the video that shows K-fed getting dumped by text message. He's so pathetic he's having to give away tickets to his shows for free. One day soon we'll find out he's living in a box and spending all his money on Maddog 20/20. I'm almost feeling sorry for the guy. Except everyone in the world tried to warn him about what was going to happen.
The Superficial claims to have Britney Spears sex tape.
Thanks, to WoW for the links.
Lingerie maker Triumph International Japan's 'No More Plastics Bags Bra', a bra which converts into a shopping bag, is shown at the company showroom in Tokyo November 8, 2006. The bra was created to raise awareness among customers to reduce the usage of plastics bags for the good of the environment, the company said. REUTERS/Yuriko Nakao (JAPAN)
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Spears Files for Divorce From Federline - washingtonpost.com: "LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears filed for divorced Tuesday from Kevin Federline, officials said. The Los Angeles County Superior Court filing cites 'irreconcible differences,' said court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts."
Friday, November 03, 2006
News Article: "In an interview with People magazine Friday, the How I Met Your Mother star happily confirmed that he is gay, just two days after his rep issued a release saying the actor is 'not of that persuasion.'
Publicist Craig Schneider's probably well-intentioned yet misinformed statement came in response to a Canada.com news brief reporting that Harris had helped his 'longtime sweetheart,' actor David Burtka, land a role on his hit CBS sitcom. "
There should be a Gay Day when everyone can come out at once. There could be awards for the best coming out party. It should be on May Day, so they could all dance around the Maypole.
Joan Rivers could host it.
This is just whacky enough to hit home.
Because, like, wow, that sounds familiar. I had a green 68 Impala.
Thursday, November 02, 2006
I hope it don't happen to me, but for the most part I give credit where it's due. Also, I'm a professional smartass, so I don't really need the pics, words are my weapon of choice.
Plus, I think I can get a fair use exemption if I have to.
For any lawyer that happens to be reading this, I'm a dues paying member of the EFF. So you can come after me, but I won't go down without a fight.
"Batty man does not mean gay. A batty man is
a man that like to have sex through the rear;
he isn't gay." Beanie Man
Abbie Cornish is the Australian actress
linked to the separation of Ryan Phillippe
and Reese Witherspoon. Some of Abbie's past
co-stars aren't that surprised. The blonde
likes to get close to the important people on
set. In The Golden Age, which she has recently
filmed, Abby seemed to spend much of her time
cosying up to the Director, Shekhar Kapur.
A recent conquest of Entourage's Jeremy Piven
says that, alas, TV's Mr 10% is, in reality,
still Mr 10%. She says unfortunately it
"was not even fun size."
(I wonder what Lindsay Lohan thought about that? She's been with him. )
Bonanza's Lorne Greene had one of his nipples
bitten off by an alligator.
Paris Hilton has been staying at the Chicago
Peninsula Hotel under the name Ms Heimen.
P Diddy has been staying in a Paris hotel under
the name Frank Black. ( So does that mean he's a Pixies fan?)
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
In a couple of these it looks like she's forming an all girl version of the Village People. There's the Indian, and the Lara Croft. I don't see the policeman or the Leather Queen.
From Drunken Stepfather (NSFW).