Hate mail

I'm getting hate mail with conflicting messages. Maybe she's got some sort of weird dyslexia. I would say it's NSFW, but who's at work in this week? Besides me, that is.

Paris is mad at us

"I realise that the media used me to make fun of
and be mean. I'm frankly sick of it. - Paris Hilton

I've been so mean to Paris. And I'm so sorry for it. Paris, can you ever forgive me? Tell ya what, I'll let you give me a BJ and we'll call it even. Deal?

Serena Williams in Ibizia

Her bikini says "It's all about me."

Uma Thurman is werid

I can't decide if that bikini looks more like granny panties or a superhero outfit. She's wearing some sort of weird wrist cast so she sort of looks like Wonder Woman in white.





Click thumbnail for closeup, bitches.

It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's that time again. Time for my favorite sport. It's not football, baseball or cheese rolling. It's Women's Beach Volleyball. We should just get rid of all the other sports and only have this one. Except they should be naked.

Here's the pics. If you want to know who they are and what teams, look them up, because I don't give a damn about that. I just want to look at the tight butts.

Alyson Hannigan in a bikini

These are new.

Amanday Bynes Dance

Sarah Michelle Gellar is pregnant!

Check out the baby bump! SMG is having a baby Buffy.

Last week she was wearing this. Which is pretty much a sack designed to hide her bump. It's pretty obvious from the bikini pics she's preggers.

Jessica Biel at the beach

Love that butt.

Run Forrest Run!

Lindsay Lohan running in a bikini. Only a professional smoker can run while holding a lit cig. Don't try this at home.

Notice the complete lack of an appendectomy scar? How can that be? She was just in the hospital to have her appendix out. Do they have some new magic way of healing scars just for the rich and famous? She should at least have a bandage....

Or mabye she was really in for an overdose? Nah, couldn't be our sweet little virgin. Not Lindsay. Never.

Jessica Alba in a bikini

Why is it that everytime you see a hot chick in a bikini they are always scratching themselves or fiddling with their tits? Link.