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Saturday, September 30, 2006

Mariah Carey Walks Her Dog!


And it's news!

It occurs to me that if you're going to pay someone to hold the umbrella while you walk your dog then it would just be easier to have that person walk the dog, righ? Otherwise this is probably just Mariah's daily photo op, right?

Friday, September 29, 2006

Kurt and Courtney


Some people have their panties in a wad over this pic.

Britney is so cool!

Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man

That's right, Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark.


Here's Robert's mugshot. Check out the cool meth acne



.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Tom and Katie, Actual Size


So one day Tom Cruise forgot to wear his elevator shoes that make him look like a big boy. And Katie wore her high heels. Oops.

He's so tiny. It's like he's a hotel room shampoo version of himself.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Jennifer Love Hewitt puts it back on


People are asking her to put some clothes on, because she's naked around the kids on the set.

Click on the pic for the high quality Love boobs.

Nicole Richey and her new boyfriend

Kate Moss Upnose Pic


Here' s a pic of Kate Moss's nasty coke encrusted nose.
From the Sun, the bastards.

Screech Sex Tape!

A Screech sex tape has surfaced.


New York Daily News - Home - Rush & Molloy: Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell': "We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a 'Dirty Sanchez.' "

I'm so proud. Our little geek is all grown up, now.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Kirstie Alley Flipping the Bird


I thought Scientologists weren't supposed to act like that. She must not be drinking the koolaid anymore.

Mariah Carey Birddog

Natalie Portman NipSlip




Why is she dressed like Peter Pan?

Monday, September 25, 2006

Liv Tyler is smart!



Here she is showing up at the damned OPERA (do I capitalize opera? I feel like it should be in all caps, and bold, but not just plain text) Not just any premeire or cell phone kickoff party, she's going to something that's, like, historical and artistic. How fancy. How foofaral. She's better than the other celebrities.

Meanwhile her dad admitted that he has hep c.
It seems to be the cool disease these days. He probably got it from Pamela Anderson. Or maybe it was Tommy Lee. Whatever, oh those whacky celebrities.

Did you know this happens every year, I mean, the Opera? It's like an event. Other people showed up, too. Is it just a slow news day or what? Here's David Bowie at the damned thing. He must not have to be up early in the morning.
Although I do have to question what kind of showbiz Opera is when you have the opening on Monday night? Don't people in New York have to get up and go to work in the morning? And you're telling me that rich, snotty people don't want to watch Monday Night Football?



I keep hearing people who love opera complain that no one wants to go anymore. Did you ever think that maybe that's why? Your season kickoff should be on Friday night, or a holiday or something.



But while all the smart celebrities were at the OpErA ™ ® Paris Hilton was in Germany dressed up as a naughty Fraulein. Naw, Paris doesn't have a drinking problem. It's just a coincedence that it's Oktoberfest.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Rosie O'Donnell Boobs

Movie & TV News @ IMDb.com - WENN: "Rosie O'Donnell shocked co-star Julian McMahon when she bared her breasts during a love scene when her shirt kept getting in the shot. The outspoken gay talk show host guest starred on McMahon's TV series Nip/Tuck as a lottery winner who ends up bedding her plastic surgeon. She tells US news show Access Hollywood that the director tried to shoot around a tube-top they made her wear, but had to keep yelling 'cut' because a bit of the top could be seen in the shot. O'Donnell immediately pulled the shirt down to her waist, shocking her co-star. McMahon, who plays sexy surgeon Christian Troy on the show, looked down and told her 'nice boobs.' O'Donnell is a huge fan of the series and insists she would 'love to do that show again and again and again.'"

Jessica Simpson loves her some cock

JESSICA SIMPSON - SIMPSON WEARS ROOSTER NECKLACE TO MAKE UP FOR LACK OF SEX: "JESSICA SIMPSON has taken to wearing a rooster pendant around her neck, because it's a substitute for the lack of sex in her life. The PUBLIC AFFAIR singer has resorted to wearing the necklace after divorcing husband NICK LACHEY and an embarrassing failed relationship with singer JOHN MAYER. She tells Allure magazine, 'This is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. 'I don't have a c**k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. 'I saw it and said to myself, I've found my c**k! I've found my man!'"

Friday, September 22, 2006

I'm getting hate mail because of what I said about Paris Hilton.


Hey, look, I'm getting hate mail because of my opinions on Paris Hilton, of all things.

"King Enkil
to me
4:18 pm (2½ hours ago)

You don't know what you're talking about. In fact, you know nothing about Paris Hilton, you pretend you do.

First of all, you piece of shit, Paris Hilton has MILLIONS of fans world wide. All her products have been so far successful. Do you want me to name all her succuessful products? She has a best seller book. A recent new music album that sold more than 300 000 copies worldwide. One of her perfum made millions of dollars (I'm guessing more than 100 Million) and it was one of her most successful product ever. And I can go on!

So stop saying that no one buys her product!

Paris DOES DO SOMETHING TO KEEP HER FAME UP unlike Tiara and Lohan and other celebrity junkies. She doesn't just hang around and suck all her parent's money like most heirs and heiresses do.

The fact is, you stupid hater, that she makes MILLIONS of dollars every year.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T PRETEND YOU KNOW PARIS HILTON. SHE'S A LOT MORE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK, AND NO SHE'S NOT THE STUPID SPOILED KID YOU WANT HER TO BE, you piece of filth!'
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me
to King
4:19 pm (2½ hours ago)
Paris, is that you?

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King Enkil to me
LISTEN TO ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'M PARIS OR NOT. I'M NOT DEFENDING HER JUST BECAUSE I FIND HER KEWL OR I'M A FAN.

I'M DEFENDING HER BECAUSE WHAT I TOLD YOU ARE FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!1 OK?? DO YOU HEAR ME? OR YOU CAN'T FACE THEM??

YOU CAN'T EVEN PROVE YOUR STATMENT. SO YOU BETTER COME UP WITH A FACT! INSTEAD OF SENDING ME THE LITTLE BULLSHIT "Paris, is that you?" EMAIL.

STAND UP AND PROVE YOUR COMMENTS NOW! OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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King Enkil to me,

I AM WAITING, YOU ASSHOLE. I AM WAITING FOR YOUR FACTS!

She doesn't actually do anything

PROVE IT!

No one actually buys her cds or perfume or any of the other stuff she's tried to sell.

PROVE IT!
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Me to King Enkil

You're a dumbass with a hardon for a skanky ho with herpes.

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King Enkil to me,

ANOTHER BULLSHIT AND INCOMPETENT EMAIL?

WHAT'S THE MATTER YOU SCUMBAG, CAN'T STAND UP FOR YOUR COMMENTS? HUH?

LOSERRRRRRRRR
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Me to King Enkil

This isn't the debate team, sparky. I don't have to play by your rules, although I could prove it if I wanted. Like the abysmal sales of her cd. Did you buy it? I bet you didn't.

But I bet you did buy the "One Night in Paris" dvd and you watch it everynight and jerk off into a sock while dreaming of Paris's stinky pussy.

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King Enkil to me,

LOL YOU LOSER. THAT'S ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH?

YES I DID BUY HER CD. I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT WAS A QUALITY CD AND I LIKE ALL HER SONGS AND I DON'T JUDGE HER BY HER NAME, MONEY OR BEAUTY YOU ASSHOLE.

NOW ON GO!! MENTION THAT HER PARFUM SOLD LIKE CRAZY. MENTION THAT HER BOOK IS A BEST SELLER THAT HIP TOP 10. MENTION THAT HER ALBUM HIT TOP 10 ALSO ON BILLBOARD AND WORLD CHART.

MENTION EVERY SUCCESSFUL PRODUCT SHE HAS SOLD. GO ON!! I'M WAITING

OR SHOW ME THE FACTS!!!

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Me to King Enkil,

The facts never persuaded anyone.

I called her a stanky ho with herpes. Can you prove that she isnt'?

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King Enkil to me,

YOU HAVE TO PROVE HER STATMENT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OR ELSE THEY'RE MEANINGLESS AND YOU BECAUSE A RETARDED LOSER HAHA!

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King Enkil to me,

HAH! YOU ARE OFFICIAL A STUPID LOSER! HAHA YOU'RE GAME IS OVER. AND NOW YOU ARE NOW A COWARD. I'LL LET THE WORLD NOW.

DEAR, LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT.

THE HERPES BULLSHIT WAS A RUMOUR. TELL ME SOMETHING. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE RETARDS WHO BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING YOU READ IN CELEBRITY ARTICLES?

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Me to King Enkil,
What game? We weren't playing any game? What drugs are you on? I never agreed to play your little reindeer games.

And the herpes is real. I know a guy that fucked her and got it from her

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King Enkil to me,
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SPREADING FALSE FACTS IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE THEM.
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King Enkil to me,
LOL, ASSHOLE.

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PARIS. YOU PRETEND YOU DO. BUT YOU REALLY DON'T. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NUMBER OF MEN SHE HAS SLEPT WITH.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA SO PLEASE THE GAME IS OVER YOU CAN'T PROVE YOUR FACTS, SO WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO CHANGE MY MIND. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.
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Me to King Enkil,

I'm not trying to change your mind. I'm just pushing your buttons to see what you'll do to kill some time while I'm at work.

I like fucking with people like you to see what you'll do.

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King Enkil to me,

WOW. WHAT A SHAMELESS LIFE YOU HAVE. AND YOU WILL DIE WITH A UGLY HEART AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR LYING, AND FOR BEING A COWARD OF COURSE.
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Me to King Enkil,
Whatever, bored now.

You are very petty minded to only think in terms of losers and winners.

When we all know your worth as a person isn't based on how well you can debate (not very well in your case) but on how much money you have.
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At that point I got bored and stopped reading his emails.

Madonna == Jesus

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Scarlett Johansson for President!


She says she can do the job. I say we should give her the chance. No other president looks like this. And she can't be any dumber than W.

"Whose life would I like to step into for the day? The President's," she was quoted by Contactmusic, as saying.

I could probably get some things done in the Oval Office," she added.


Tim Burton has a striped penis


Helena Bonham Carter is filming the new
Harry Potter movie in Scotland. She
was overheard at the bar of a hotel
telling crew members that her husband,
Tim Burton, is "a demon in the sack",
and that he has "a black and white cock."

Elizabeth Berkeley is a Freak


She's got an eye that's two different colors. That's not right. She's a mutant. It freaks me out.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Fox cashes in on Xians

Fox studios put faith in Christian film fare / Video unit to make up to dozen per year: "(09-20) 04:00 PDT Hollywood -- The company that brought TV viewers racy and irreverent programs such as 'Nip/Tuck,' 'Temptation Island' and 'The Simpsons' has found religion.

In the biggest commitment of its sort by a Hollywood studio, News Corp.'s Fox Filmed Entertainment announced plans Tuesday to capture the gargantuan Christian audience that made 'The Passion of the Christ' a global phenomenon.

Fox Home Video, the home entertainment division of Rupert Murdoch's movie studio, plans to produce or distribute as many as a dozen films a year under a new banner called FoxFaith. At least six of these films will be released in theaters under an agreement with two of the nation's largest chains, AMC Theatres and Carmike Cinemas. The rest will go directly to DVD."

Does everyone remember when the first President Bush condemend Fox because of the Simpsons? Now they lick republican butt.

It's all about the money. Fox doesn't care as long as they make the long green. Soon you'll see them spin off an Al-Jazeera clone to market to Muslims.

Chavez hates Bush

He calls him the devil.

DRUDGE REPORT FLASH 2005®: "The devil is right at home. The devil, the devil himself, is right in the house.

'And the devil came here yesterday. Yesterday the devil came here. Right here.' [crosses himself]

'And it smells of sulfur still today.'

Yesterday, ladies and gentlemen, from this rostrum, the president of the United States, the gentleman to whom I refer as the devil, came here, talking as if he owned the world. Truly. As the owner of the world. "

Wow, this guy's a poet and a preacher. Can he be our president?

Drunkenyeti hates Oprah

Just another reason why I won’t sleep with Oprah. at drunkenyeti: "Just another reason why I won’t sleep with Oprah.
Published by mike September 20th, 2006

Bitch can’t even pump her own gas."oprahgas.jpg

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Tom Cruise had Scientologists "talk to" his boss.

Did Tom Cruise Take On Paramount With Scientology Goons?: "Internet E-Magazine Radar says Paramount and Viacom head Sumner Redstone may have let Tom go because he dispatched scientology goons to intimidate Redstone's Paramount chief Brad Grey while negotiating Tom's deal for Mission: Impossible: III.

I'm going to go right ahead and quote this directly from them, avoiding any possibility of lawsuit for us. Before I do, let me say I don't know if this is true, can't confirm if this is true, this is simply what Radar says happened: 'Leaving the office one night, the diminutive Grey, walking to his car in the Paramount lot, suddenly found himself surrounded by more than a dozen Scientologists, who pressured him to ease up on the actor.' They add, 'Following a terse exchange, the visitors allowed Grey to get into his car and leave, but the message was clear. Though he was unnerved by the incident, sources say, Grey stood his ground.' "

Why not just have someone leave a horsehead in the guy's bed?

Monday, September 18, 2006

The Man Harshes Willie's Buzz

CNN.com - Willie Nelson cited for pot, mushrooms - Sep 18, 2006: "LAFAYETTE, Louisiana (AP) -- Willie Nelson and four others were issued misdemeanor citations for possession of narcotic mushrooms and marijuana after a traffic stop Monday morning on a Louisiana highway, state police said.

The citations were issued after a commercial vehicle inspection of the country music star's tour bus, state police said in a news release.

'When the door was opened and the trooper began to speak to the driver, he smelled the strong odor of marijuana,' the news release said."

Well, hell, if you're gonna arrest Willie Nelson for smelling like pot, why don't you just arrest him every day? How could you open Wille's tour bus and expect it not to smell like pot?

Nightmare on Elm Street House for Sale

Defamer Real Estate: Swear Off Ambien In The 'Elm Street' House - Defamer

Nightmare on Elm Street House for Sale

Defamer Real Estate: Swear Off Ambien In The 'Elm Street' House - Defamer

It's a stick, it's a stone

I really like this. I had only ever heard the Cibo Matto version before.



Waters of March

It's stick, it's stone
It's the end of the road
It's a rest of stump
It's a little alone

It's a shard of glass
It is life, it's the sun
It is night, it is death
It's the snare, it's the fishhook

It's peroba of the field
It’s the knot in the wood
Lamp caingá tree
It's the matita-pereira tree

It's wind-resistant wood
Falls of the ravine
It's the profound mystery
It's the you wish or you don’t

It's the wind blowing
It's the end of the slope
It's the beam, it's the span
The new roof party

It's the rain raining
It’s riverbank talk
Of the waters of March
It's the end of the struggle

It's the foot, it's the ground
It's the walk on the road
Small bird in the hand
A slingshot stone

It’s a bird in the sky
It’s a bird on the ground
It's a creek, it's a fountain
It's a piece of bread

It's the bottom of the well
It's the end of the way
In the face the annoyance
It's a little lonely

It's a thorn, it's a nail
It's a point, it’s a dot
It's a drop dripping
It's an tally, it’s a tale

It's a fish, it’s a gesture
It's silver shining
It's the morning’s light
It's the brick arriving

It's the firewood, it's the day
It's the end of the trail
It's the bottle of liquor
Splinter in the road

It’s the house’s design
It's the body in bed
It's the broken down car
It's the mud, it's the mud

It's a footstep, it's a bridge
It's a toad, it's a frog
It's a rest of brush
In the morning’s light

They are the waters of March
Closing the summer
It's the promise of life
In your heart

It's a snake, it’s a stick
It's John, it's Joseph
It's a thorn in the hand
It's the cut on the foot

They are the waters of March
Closing the summer
It's the promise of life
In your heart

It's stick, it's stone
It's the end of the road
It's a rest of stump
It's a little alone

It's a footstep, a bridge
It's a toad, it's a frog
It's a beautiful horizon
It’s a tertian fever

They are the waters of March
Closing the summer
It's the promise of life
In your heart

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Friday, September 15, 2006

Jessica Biel is a Lesbian



Here she is kissing a girl and then looking guilty about it.

She's not a lesbian, but her girlfriend is. Or something.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Scarlett Johansson Ain't No Lesbian!

So stop spreading them rumors.
Scarlett Johansson is touchy about lesbian leanings slur: "'I was bothered about the story about me being a lesbian. I got my lawyers involved because it was untrue and it hurt my friend, who has nothing to do with this business. So it was important to me to stop that story,' (ANI)"

I guess it's official, now. Scarlett is my new obsession. I'll have to clear out some space when I make a shrine to her in the basement. Anyone want to buy a bunch of old Lindsay Lohan crap? She makes me feel dirty. And not in a good way.

Kate Bosworth NipSlip





She leaned over to schmooze with Kirsten Dunst and it popped out.

Also, someone tell that biotch she needs to eat a sammich.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

A Poem by Kriss

Something new I'd like to try here, The Hater poetry circle.

Urban Dictionary: butterface: "

Butterface, oh Butterface
I wish you would die
It’s really fucked up
To get my hopes up so high
With fucked up face – and bloodshot eyes
Hold the bag steady
So your face can’t scare the guys
Your body is banging, but your face makes me shout
Your front teeth are screaming “Let me the fuck out”
With Hair like brittle and breath like acid
You look like something
That crawled out of Lake Placid
That’s it for now
I have nothing else to say
Keep that face covered
It’s probably what killed Ray"

Models are so graceful

Hey, what's that white stuff on the floor? Is that some rock? I'll get it!
Sacha Baron Cohen has pissed off people so much that President Bush has to apologize for him.

President Bush To Placate Kazakhstan's Leader Over 'Borat' Outrage - Starpulse News Blog: "British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's comic creation Borat Sagdiyev has caused so much outrage in Kazakhstan with his new movie, President George W. Bush will address the issue when he meets the Kazakh leader. Bush is set to hold talks with Nursultan Nazarbayev over oil supply - and disgusted Kazakhs have demanded action over Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan.

Foreign Ministry spokesperson Roman Vassilenko says, 'We have made it clear that we are unhappy with the character's representation. He does not represent the true people of Kazakhstan.'"

President Bush responded, "Now wait a minute here, ain't this guy really a not from Kazakhi kinda guy? Ain't he really some Jewish guy from England? I don't know, he might be one a them gayboys, too. I don't see what that has to do with me, do you? I got no control over what English Jews do."

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Scarlett Johansson Hates Bush




One day soon the Republicans will round up all of us weirdos and free thinkers and put us in those shiny new concentration camps built by Halliburton.

At least I'll be there with all the hot ladies. You'll be out here with that fatass Rush Limbaugh.

Scarlett said,
The 21-year-old says, "I'd rather be photographed doing something politically active like encouraging people to vote. "I'm not a George Bush supporter and I'm eagerly awaiting the end of his term."

It's not a firecrotch, it's actually shaved.

Lindsay shows off her hoohaa. NSFW.

What's Mena Suvari's problem?

Mena Suvari, then and now. Well, now and then, because the images are usually reversed. Which is something blogger does that I can never get to work, but anyway....

The girl has too much damn forehead. It's HUGE. That's not a forehead, that's a fivehead or a sixhead.

She finally figured it out and started wearing bangs. Bangs aren't really trendy, or are they? What do I know, I have a mullet like Brock Samson.

But, anyway, she got that fixed. Now she's dressed like a Japanses cowboy biker...and she's holding her crotch in this pic. What's her deal? Is she doing a lot of drugs or something or just a fashion victim? Maybe she's got feminine itching.

Myspace is a big fake.

Apparently Tom didn't create Myspace and it wasn't a grassroots thing. It was totally created by a marketing company and Fox Newscorp is trying to get the truth censored.

What News Corp doesn't want you to know about MySpace: Condensed edition - Valleywag: "1. MySpace is NOT a viral success. MySpace was advertised on mass levels to reach the public. MySpace was created by a company named eUniverse (who later changed their name to Intermix Media). eUniverse was a marketing and entertainment company who had over 50 million e-mail addresses in their databases, as well as over 18 million monthly web users. eUniverse leveraged their resources to proliferate and advertise MySpace.com. eUniverse went as far as telling 3 million users of their paid dating website, CupidJunction.com, to sign up for free MySpace accounts."

Monday, September 11, 2006

Miss Pot, meet Miss Kettle

Tonight - Nicole slams Angelina for 'publicity stunts': "Nicole Kidman has hit out at Angelina Jolie for using her charity work for publicity.

The Australian actress - who is about to make her first trip to India as goodwill ambassador for the United Nations Development Fund for Women - claims the Tomb Raider star gets far too much recognition for her good deeds."

Don't you love it when the sharks turn on each other?

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Robbed


She had a million dollars worth of stuff in an Hermes bag at the airport.


Lindsay's rep, Leslie Sloane, confirms to TMZ the theft occurred and that Lindsay is extremely upset about the loss of personal belongings. "She is begging for the return of the items," Sloane says. "She doesn't care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back."

So in other words Lindsay will do anything for a million dollars? Ok, first, I want you to have oral sex with ...oh, an elephant...no, wait, a dolphin. Then you have to be Paris Hilton's maid for a week. Then you can have back your jewlery.

Gay Weatherman Freaks Out Over Cock....roach

Chelsea Clinton in Threesome With Secret Service Agents


US newspapers claim to have a story that
Chelsea Clinton has been getting, er, serviced
by her two Secret Service minders. At the
same time. The man and woman appointed
to protect the ex-First Daughter are said to
be in trouble for taking that to mean they
should get this up close and personal with their
charge. So far the threesome are keeping quiet
but with US service personnel getting blown up
on a daily basis, shouldn't we just be happy
that some of them are just getting blown?

I love you *beep*

Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson got married in
the South of France last month.

They read their vows to each other off
their Blackberries.

Who said romance was dead?

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Gwen Stefani Doll


I wonder if she's anatomically correct.

This is a good idea. All rock stars should have dolls. I want a Robert Smith doll that comes with a little comb so I can tease his hair.

Tori Spelling's Life Sucks

I'm actually starting to feel sorry for her. Her dad died, and basically snubbed her in the will. Didn't her tv show get cancelled, too? Now her ex is going to go on tv and talk bad about her.

Celebrity Week - Where Hollywood Meets the Las Vegas Strip - Tori's Ex To Speak Out: "Tori Spelling’s ex husband is set to go public with his feelings about the actress and the break-up of his marriage on a new relationship self-help TV show. "

And now for something completly different

Help stop ABC and Disney from electing Republicans.


I hate both the major polictical parties. I think the networks should be as unbiased as possible.



Boycott every company who advertises on ABC.


Does a major national broadcast network want to stain itself by presenting an irresponsible, slanderous, fraudulent, "docu-drama" to the American public?

Not if you and I have the last word -- but either way, we're about to find out.

The ABC television network -- a cog in the Walt Disney empire -- unleashed a promotional blitz in the last week for a new "docudrama" called "The Path to 9/11". ABC has thrown its corporate might behind the two-night production, and bills it as a public service: a TV event, to quote the ABC tagline, "based on the 9/11 Commission Report".

That's false. "The Path to 9/11" is actually a bald-faced attempt to slander Democrats and revise history right before Americans vote in a major election.

The miniseries, which was put together by right-wing conservative writers, relies on the old GOP playbook of using terrorism to scare Americans. "The Path to 9/11" mocks the truth and dishonors the memory of 9/11 victims to serve a cheap, callous political agenda. It irresponsibly misrepresents the facts and completely distorts the truth.

ABC/Disney executives need to hear from the public and understand that their abuse of the public trust comes with a cost. Tell Walt Disney CEO Robert Iger to keep this right-wing propaganda off the air -- we'll deliver your message:

http://www.democrats.org/pathto911

This story is breaking quickly. The bias of the "docudrama" only became known when ABC began circulating previews recently. Less than two weeks ago, 9/11 Commission member Richard Ben-Veniste confronted a lead writer of "The Path to 9/11" after watching the first half of the miniseries at a screening, but most of what we know amounts to bits and pieces because ABC chose to screen the miniseries to conservative bloggers and right-wing media outlets exclusively. Almost none of the Democrats portrayed in the film have even been asked for their thoughts.

But we still know enough, thanks to news accounts and crack research, to fact check "The Path to 9/11" as a biased, irresponsible mess. Here's what you need to know:

  • Richard Clarke -- the counterterrorism czar for the Clinton administration, now himself a consultant to ABC News -- describes a key scene in "The Path to 9/11" as "180 degrees from what happened." In the scene, a CIA field agent places a phone call to get the go ahead to kill Osama Bin Laden, then in his sights, only to have a senior Clinton administration official refuse and hang up the phone. Sandy Berger, President Clinton's National Security Advisor, called the same scene "a total fabrication. It did not happen." And Roger Cressey, a top Bush and Clinton counterterrorism official, said it was "something straight out of Disney and fantasyland. It's factually wrong. And that's shameful."
  • Another scene revives the old right-wing myth that press reporting made it impossible to track Osama bin Laden, accusing the Washington Post of blowing the secret that American intelligence tracked his satellite phone calls. In reality, responsibility for that blunder -- contrary to "The Path to 9/11" -- rests with none other than the arch-conservative Washington Times.
  • The former National Security Council head of counterterrorism says that President Clinton "approved every request made of him by the CIA and the U.S. military involving using force against bin Laden and al-Qaeda," and the 9/11 report says the CIA had full authority from President Clinton to strike Bin Laden. Yet chief "Path to 9/11" scriptwriter Cyrus Nowrasteh, a friend of Rush Limbaugh, says the miniseries shows how President Clinton had "frequent opportunities in the '90s to stop Bin Laden in his tracks -- but lacked the will to do so."
  • ABC asked only the Republican co-chair of the 9/11 Commission, Tom Kean, Sr., to advise the makers of "The Path to 9/11". The producers optioned two books, one written by a Bush administration political appointee, as the basis of the screenplay -- yet bill the miniseries as "based on the 9/11 Commission Report."

This is a picture of bias -- a conservative attempt to rewrite the history of September 11 to blame Democrats, just in time for the election.

Tell Walt Disney president Robert Iger that you hold his company responsible -- and that this community demands that ABC tell the truth:

http://www.democrats.org/pathto911

ABC is trying to use of the airwaves -- airwaves owned by you and me, and loaned to broadcasters as a public trust -- to slander Democrats and sell a slanderous, irresponsible fraud to the American people, and they're shamefully doing it just weeks away from Election Day.

The Walt Disney Corporation could have given Americans an honest look at September 11. Instead, the company abandoned its duty to the truth -- and embraced the fiction known as "The Path to 9/11."

But ABC isn't the only company pushing this gross revision of history. ABC has enlisted the reputable education and children's entertainment company Scholastic, Inc. to send 100,000 letters to high school teachers, urging them to show students "The Path to 9/11". Scholastic has also created a discussion guide for teachers to use to encourage students and their families to watch this irresponsible fraud and then discuss it in school. The discussion guide does not in any way point out the concerns and criticisms that have been raised about the validity and accuracy of the film.

We've got to stop this now.

ABC/Disney must face an accountability moment. You can ratchet up the pressure on ABC by sending your own letter to Walt Disney CEO Robert Iger -- tell him to keep this propaganda off their air.



The Democratic Party | Petitions | Keep "Path to 9/11" Propaganda Film Off The Air

The Real Suri Cruise


The one your seeing in Vanity Fair has been photoshopped. This is the real one, quite obviously Asian.

Evil, I tell you, Evil!

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The New Style


This season fashion is all about heroin chic meets Yoda.

Jessica Biel Wears Short Shorts


Monday, September 04, 2006

Pope Poops on Pop


Telegraph | News | Pope abolishes Vatican pop concert
Pope Benedict XVI has abolished the Vatican's Christmas concert because of his distaste for popular music, it was claimed yesterday.
The current pope prefers Bach to The concert has been held in one of the Vatican's music halls for the past 12 years to raise money to build new churches in Rome.


The current pope
"prefers Mozart and Bach to pop music and so the tradition has been canned."

You know who else liked Bach? Hitler.

Mel Gibson Apologizes to Sugar Tits, Jew boy, and the other one

Isn't it nice.

Mel Gibson to Police: Flowers, Apology: "Soon after the incident Gibson offered an apology for his behavior and admitted a long time addiction problem with alcohol.

Reportedly Mel has gone one step further, and offered his apology with flowers to the three police officers involved in his arrest."

I sort of have this policy of only hating people for different reasons than everyone else. I hate Mel Gibson on principle, but he seems like a decent guy. Ok, he thinks Jews rule the world. That's bad. But I've done lots of stupid things when I was under the influence, myself. I'm not even going to tell you about the time I got drunk in the French Quarter and ended up in a transexual strip club....

Movie Director Suspended

Chinese director Lou Ye has been banned from making movies in his home country for five years!: "Chinese director, Lou Ye (41), has been banned from making movies in his home country for five years because his film 'Summer Palace' was screened at Cannes in May without government approval, state media said Monday."

God, wouldn't it be great if we could ban bad directors in our country? Alright, Martin Brest, you got to take a 5 year suspension for making that crapfest, Gigli. You can't make another movie until then.

Crocodile Idiot Dead

Well, what did you expect? You can't just go around sticking your thumb up animal butts and expect to escape unscathed.
Stingray kills 'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin - Yahoo! News: "CAIRNS, Australia - Steve Irwin, the hugely popular Australian television personality and conservationist known as the 'Crocodile Hunter,' was killed Monday by a stingray while filming off the Great Barrier Reef. He was 44."



Does anyone remember when a year or two ago he tried to feed his kid to a croc? Trust me, the world is better off without this idiot.

Now the Jackass guys need to die. Also, I think it would be funny if Ashton Kutcher tried to punk the president and the secret sevice shot him. Now that would be comedy.

Friday, September 01, 2006

J-Lo at the VMA


It's Jennifer Lopez, and she has come from the future. That's not a purse, that's a ray gun.

Ice T and his woman


This was at the VMA's. Notice the nipslip and the overhang?

Ice has himself a real hoochie mama.

From Hollywood Rag.

Madonna and Louis Vuitton?

Celebrity Gossip: Entertainment News & Juicy Gossip - The Hip, Modern Girls Favorite Blog: "MADONNA is thought to be planning to sing at a private party for the house of Louis Vuitton in Prague on September 8th, fueling rumors that she is about to be the new face of the house."

This makes sense. Vuitton sells leathery old bags and Madonna is a leathery old hag.

Fergie in England


This is the "before" pic from the orgy. I don't really want to see the after pic.

From the Bastardly.