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Friday, June 29, 2007

To carry the meme into it's newest iteration.....

I made LOL pics for another site of mine, the nsfw one. It's so lame.

But they should be safe for here. I'll just link the thumbnails.

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Sharon Stone has become a zombie

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From the TMZ.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Paris is mad at us

"I realise that the media used me to make fun of
and be mean. I'm frankly sick of it. - Paris Hilton

I've been so mean to Paris. And I'm so sorry for it. Paris, can you ever forgive me? Tell ya what, I'll let you give me a BJ and we'll call it even. Deal?

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Hayden Pantierre poster

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With Hayden it's like the fun never ends. Here's a pic from a few days ago showing her licking some girls boob.

It's like the demon left Paris Hilton and has found a new host.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

This is not the greatest one-liner in movie history. - By Eric Lichtenfeld - Slate Magazine

The greatest one-liner in movie history. - By Eric Lichtenfeld - Slate Magazine: "Yippee-Ki-Yay ..."

Some people are saying that Bruce Willis in Die Hard has the greatest line in movie history. While it may be the best, and only part of the movie worth watching, I have to disagree.

The greatest one liner in movie history is Roddy Piper in They Live, "I'm hear to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Second place would be for Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conana for, "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Monday, June 25, 2007

Brooke Hogan

I usually just ignore anything anyone related to Hulk Hogan does, but this Brooke chick is giving her old man a run for the money. I can't believe what she's wearing, it's like Prince's buttless pants turned around backwards. Next she's going to be ripping off her shirt and screaming about Slim Jims.

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Brooke Hogan embarrasses herself - The Superficial -

50 Cent in child support court battle - Yahoo! News

50 Cent in child support court battle - Yahoo! News: "CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. - The $25,000 a month in child support and household expenses that rapper 50 Cent pays to the mother of his 10-year-old son is not enough, says the boy's mother, Shaniqua Tompkins."

25 thousand a month is plenty. I'm sure the kid is fed and clothed and all that on a lot less. What that bitch is really saying is she wants some bling and a new Ferrari. Why don't you get off your fat lazy ass and work for the money? Fitty did.

Christina Aguilera is reading scripts - Yahoo! News

Christina Aguilera is reading scripts - Yahoo! News

In other news, Christina can read!

American singer Christina Aguilera speaks during the news conference Monday June 25, 2007 in Shanghai, China. Aguilera, a four-time Grammy Award winner, will perform June 26 at the Grand Stage , which is her first-ever concert in China. (AP Photo)

Friday, June 22, 2007

Hayden Pantierre, cheerleader

Before it's all over, this chick is going to cause someone to end up in jail.

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Paris Hilton discovers her special purpose

She's going to open a halfway house for all the new friends she's made in the joint.

"I was really scared to come here at first, but all the inmates have been really nice and supportive and, I don't know, it was different than I thought it would be," she said. "It's not like what everyone thinks about jail.

"The walls are pretty thin and there are vents, so the girls next door talk to me through the vent, and they say, 'Oh my God, my kids love you,' or, 'My dad, all he wants for Father's Day is your autograph.' "

Hilton said that when she is escorted through the jail's hallways and passes by classrooms, the inmates will "all be in there and they'll all wave and blow kisses."

"Everyone is really supportive and sweet," she said. "If I'm crying and upset, they'll say, 'Don't cry' and 'God bless you.' "

Paris "This will give me a whole different perspective on this. (Patty squeezes Paris' backside) Hey! Will you be my friend? Is it getting hot in here? Wait a minute - what's happening to my special purpose?"
Patty: "What's your special purpose?"
Paris "Well when I was a kid my mom told me... there goes my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what my special purpose was!"
Patty: "Today's the day!"
Paris: "(the whole trailer shakes) Hey, this is like a ride!"

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Pitchfork: Smashing Pumpkins to Fans, Indie Stores:

Pitchfork: Smashing Pumpkins to Fans, Indie Stores:

The Smashing Pumpkins make their come back by releasing 4 different versions of their album, making it so you have to buy 3 different ones to get all the bonus tracks.

Or, you could just download them for free....hmmmm such a hard choice. Get it for free or reward evil record companies for this kind of manipulative marketing crap. What to do, what to do.....

YouTube - Where Daft Punk got their samples from

YouTube - Where Daft Punk got their samples from

Here's some videos by them.

Crescendolls and Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

Oh, and check out the dancers in this video of Around the World.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Katie Holmes preggers, again.

The Sun Online - Bizarre: Katie Holmes is Mom Cruise: "HOLLYWOOD star KATIE HOLMES is expecting her second child with TOM CRUISE, The Sun can reveal.

The Dawson’s Creek actress, who gave birth to daughter Suri in April last year, told close pals she is thrilled."

I don't think the bible said anything about a second Anti-Christ, did it?

Michael Moore proves he's a douchebag

'Sicko' leaks have studios crying malpractice: "'Every filmmaker intends for his film to be seen on the big screen,' Moore said. 'This wasn't a guy taking a video camera into a theater. This was an inside job, a copy made from a high-quality master and could potentially impact the opening weekend boxoffice. Who do you think benefits from that?'"

I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt. But this proves that he's just in it for the attention and money. If he really wanted to get a message out then he wouldn't care how the movie was distributed. But now he shows he's really just all about maximizing profits.

We all suffer when Paris suffers

Paris' neighbors want her out of neighborhood: "Cameron Diaz, who lives in Paris' neighborhood, said recently, 'Paris made her bad choices, she's going to have to deal with it, that's her journey.

'She just has to get plastered all over the world. There were 10 helicopters above her house, which I live not too far from. I was like, 'Could you please keep it down.'

'We all suffer when Paris suffers.'"

Ain't it the truth.

Michelle Tractenberg shopping with her mom

I guess she takes after her dad. Let's hope she doesn't end up like that.

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Brit nipslip?

Some are saying that this is a yet another Britney wardrobe malfunction. But it looks like she's just playing with her boob while wearing a cowboy hat and a wedding dress.

Another site said it was NSFW, but you really can't see anything.

Click the pic for full size.

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Hayden Pantierre licking boobs

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Fake Paris

Team Paris Hilton Hired An Ugly Paris Body Double - The Bastardly

It looks like her but her face is all squinched up.

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Britney's message to all her fans

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She's too stupid to realize, but when she does things like this to the paparazzi she's really doing it to her fans.

And after all, isn't this the fame and fortune she wanted? If you want to be famous you have to deal with stuff like that.

The proper solution would be just to move back to Louisiana and stop running around like an idiot in LA.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Michelle Tractenberg, puffie nipples, no bra, see through top

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Ashton Kutcher and his grandmother

Get a haircut you damn hippie!

stupid, stupid, stupid

Mischa, Rumer, Bruce Set to Ruin Film Classic -

They're making a teenage version of Chinatown. I'm normally opposed to all remakes, but this one is really stupid. It's got Mischa Barton and Bruce Willis and his daughter Rumer.

Barton plays the most popular girl in a Catholic school who stumbles upon a sinister conspiracy while investigating the theft of SAT exams.

Hey, let's remake all classic films with hot young stars. We could remake The Godfather with Justin Timberlake as Michael Corleone!

Rachael Ray's third nipple

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Click on the thumbnail and look at the "mole" in her cleavage. I'm sure that's a third nipple. Oh, and the giant wheel necklace? I think that means she sold her soul to Aztec gods in exchange for fame and fortune.

This is from the 59th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards - Arrivals 6-15-07.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Hey, man, don't bogart. Pass it this way.

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Woody Harrelson and Matthew Mcconawhatever puffing on the cheeba.

Nicole Richey pregnant

You can see the baby bump in this pic.

She'll probably have a litter of puppies. At least one of them will look like Paris Hilton.

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Click the pic, bitches.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

This is for real. Bet on celebrities

Celebrity Betting, Paris Hilton Odds at Bodog Sportsbook

Bet on: Will David Hasselhoff check into rehab before the end of 2007?
Hasselhoff must check into a rehab facility for more than 1 day for Yes to be the winner. Any wagers placed after results become public knowledge will be graded no action. No refunds. Max. $50.
Odds On: Which Celebrity will be the next to be arrested for a DUI?
Listed Competitors only. If none of the listed competitors is arrested for DUI by December 31st, 2007 all wagers will be no action. Any wagers placed after results become public knowledge will be no action. Max. $50.
Britney Spears
Paula Abdul
Amy Winehouse
Lily Allen
Avril Lavigne
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
David Hasselhoff
Any 'Lost' Actor
Bet On: Will Akon be arrested before the end of 2007?
Any wagers placed after results become public knowledge will be no action. Max. $50.
Bet On: Will Paris Hilton be a guest host on The View during 2007?
Paris must be a guest host and not just a guest of the show during 2007 for Yes to be the winner. Any wagers placed after outcome becomes public knowledge will be graded as No Action. No refunds. Max $50.

It's good to be rich

Two court cases this week -
two very different defendants.

Paris Hilton
* Drifted through a variety of private schools.
Left with few qualifications.
* Home sex video made when 19 brought global fame.
* Caught on camera enjoying what appears to be
gak and weed.
* A series of DUI arrests and driving while on
probation lead to 23 days in jail.
* Released by LA sheriff after three days. Now
back in a correctional facility but still able
to call TV presenters with her story.
* Found God on the day her agents sacked her.

Genarlow Wilson
* Star athlete and honours student in Georgia.
* Convicted of consensual oral sex, aged 17, with
a 15 year-old girl, at a New Year's Eve party.
* 10 year prison sentence, plus lifetime
on sex offenders' register.
* This week US judge overturned the ruling,
after he'd served two years.
* Ex-President Jimmy Carter has written
to Georgia's attorney-general to question
whether his treatment was racially motivated.
* Georgia's attorney-general appeals against
new ruling, Genarlow is still in jail.

FYI: As the law stands, Wilson cannot return to
his own family if released, as he has an 8 year-old
sister and he would be forbidden contact.

Paris Hilton as Martha Stewart

"The goal was to make her the Martha Stewart
of her generation. It just didn't work out
that way." - Paris Hilton's ex-agents.

Well, they both did time in jail. I think Martha handled it better, but still.....

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Uma Thurman is werid

I can't decide if that bikini looks more like granny panties or a superhero outfit. She's wearing some sort of weird wrist cast so she sort of looks like Wonder Woman in white.

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Paris and Nicole, the comic!

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Click thumbnails for full size, bitches. From Milkfat.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

More Sopranos speculation

From an interview with David Chase.

"Another problem with a movie is that so many characters died in the last season. Chase said he has considered "going back to a day in 2006 that you didn't see, but then (Tony's children) would be older than they were then and you would know that Tony doesn't get killed. It's got problems."

So I think that means he does want people to think Tony is dead.

Personally I think it's a load of horseshit. Stories should have endings. That's all there is to it.

Ford product placement in the Sopranos

They can't seem to decide if they like the Expedition rolling over Phil Leotardo's head or not.

Whacked out Ford cameo: "'We don't like to see our vehicles cause the demise of anyone, but as a fan, I hated the guy -- and there was definitely an element of tongue-in-cheek to it,' he said. 'We had nothing to do with it, but as far as brand recognition goes, I think it was great.'"

Paris Hilton, Class Warrior

Stephen Elliott: Paris, The Hero - Politics on The Huffington Post: "This is about class warfare of the kind the rich have been waging on the poor. This is about separate and unequal. This is about a generation of poor stripped of political power in jail or on parole. And Paris Hilton has got America talking about these things."

If you think they have been hard on Paris, they're a lot harder on everyone else. Rodney King was driving without a license, too. Why didn't they beat the hell out of her like they did him?

Monday, June 11, 2007

It's the most wonderful time of the year

It's that time again. Time for my favorite sport. It's not football, baseball or cheese rolling. It's Women's Beach Volleyball. We should just get rid of all the other sports and only have this one. Except they should be naked.

Here's the pics. If you want to know who they are and what teams, look them up, because I don't give a damn about that. I just want to look at the tight butts.

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