Sunday, December 31, 2006
I'm calling it. Here goes.
All I got was a message. I told her to call me back. I said she could say anything she wanted and I would publish it and not slant it.
I can be fair.
Of course if she doesn't call back I'm going to totally run her through the mud...not that I don't already.
But if she calls me then we could be BFF!
Thursday, December 28, 2006
- Lohan linked to John Lennon`s son Sean after the pair was spotted out several nights in a row together.
- Lindsay vows to hit on Nick Lachey in order to anger his ex-wife, Jessica Simpson.
- Lindsay seen with Keanu Reeves at an LA hotspot.
No mockery here, I loved Real Genius. Val Kilmer is talking about making a sequel.
Let's think about this. Let's just take a step back...No, no, take a step forward. Now take a step back. And take a step forward, and now we're cha-cha'ing!
All true geeks are in love with Jordan.
As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is WoB. We’re moving on to greater, bigger things. I would therefore like to announce the permanent shut down of World of Britney.com beginning January 31st, 2007.
She really should have taken all that money Hugh Hefner offered her to appear in Playboy. At this point I think Hugh is offering a 6-pack of PBR and a sandwich.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
You know, Tara, I consider you a friend and all. Why don't you come over and we'll have drinks.
But I have to tell you, if you let your hair grow longer it will cover up that disaster of an ass you have.
"Myspace is amazing!" Jameson exclaimed in a press release. "It is a great way to promote new projects and my appearances to fans, plus I have been able to keep up with my own friends online. I admit I am a bit addicted to Myspace!"
Just goes to prove that in America, every little slut can grow up to be a superstar.
I hope she runs for president. Full story, nsfw.
So Paris is in Maui with her hulking friend Brandon Davis, who looks ill. Is it wrong of us during this delightful holiday season to want to rip that damn cellphone off of Paris' ear and shove it up her ass, along with the arm holding it?
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
There's also a clip from Black Christmas of her getting killed.
She's a very naughty young woman.
Monday, December 25, 2006
NEW YORK - Macy's has pulled from its shelves and its Web site two styles of Sean John hooded jackets, originally advertised as featuring faux fur, after an investigation by the nation's largest animal protection organization concluded that the garments were actually made from a certain species of dog called "raccoon dog."
If Nelson Munce were here, he'd say, "Hah, Hah!" All you people who think you're cool, you're really wearing dog fur. At least you're lucky it wasn't rat fur.
Here's a pic of them. They are canines, technically. But they're related to foxes.
James Brown, the self-proclaimed "Godfather of Soul," who billed himself as the hardest working man in show business, has died at age 73, CNN reported on Monday.
Brown had been admitted to Emory Crawford Long Hospital in Atlanta over the weekend for treatment of severe pneumonia, his agent, Frank Copsidas, told CNN.
Friday, December 22, 2006
The Fourth Amendment.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Mike Evans, who created Good Times and appeared in such tv series as All in the Family, and Walker, Texas Ranger, has died.
On The Jeffersons, an All in the Family spinoff that debuted in 1975, Evans was initially a series regular, Lionel's even-keeled nature required to contrast with the volcanic nature of his "honky"-spouting father, George Jefferson.
Evans left The Jeffersons after its first season, just as Good Times was embarking on its third.
Good Times, co-created by Evans and Eric Monte, was an All in the Family spinoff, one generation removed. It focused on Florence Evans, the former maid on direct All in the Family descendant Maude, her family, their housing-project digs in Chicago and
Jimmie Walker's "Dyn-o-mite" catchphrase.
He was only 57 and died of throat cancer. Damn cigarettes. We'll miss you Lionel.
So last week, after I wrapped the "Manchild" pilot (which went phenomenally), the very next morning, I reported to work on a flick that'd reveal a heretofore unrealized dream I'd unwittingly harbored since I first watched David Addison limbo in the Moonlighting Detective Agency offices, twenty years prior...
For five days, I acted opposite Bruce Willis in this summer's "Live Free or Die Hard"
Thursday, December 21, 2006
LOS ANGELES -
Hilary Duff is a real doll. A real Barbie doll. Duff is the latest Hollywood star to take on 12-inch proportions as the world's most popular fashion doll. She joins other famous (doll) faces such as
Beyonce Knowles and Lucille Ball.
The Red Carpet Glam Hilary Duff Doll, which shows the 19-year-old's likeness in a polka-dot dress with a red satin sash, hits stores this month.
of her title... But also there are apparently pics of her topless, kissing another chick, out there on the net, somewhere.
Update: Found them, although heavily edited. More here. Here are the unedited pics.
"Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007," said Paula M. Shugart, president of the
Miss Universe Organization, which owns the
Miss USA pageant and others.
Rees' dismissal comes two days after Miss USA Tara Conner was allowed to keep her tiara when she admitted underage drinking at New York bars and agreed to go into rehab and undergo drug testing.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Even the Mad Mothers are hating on USA...this time on Miss Teen USA.
LOS ANGELES - Mothers Against Drunk Driving said Wednesday it was severing ties with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair because it was "disappointed" by news reports that she had partied with Tara Conner.
So Tara Conner was given a second chance. But the Terminator (get it? huh? huh? Sara Conner, Tara Conner, Donald Trump, he fires people...terminates them? Geez, my genius is so wasted with you people)...but anyway, she'll probably be fired.
Here's what she said about the rehab program that they told her to take,
"Anytime anyone gives you free anything, like therapy or rehab, you take it."
Hey, Tara, I'm having a contest, free jello shots if you show your tits, what do you say?
"Today we can see that the national security claims the FBI has been making for 25 years were absurd from the beginning. The Lennon FBI file is a classic case of excessive government secrecy," Wiener said in a statement.
The released documents include one that states Lennon "encouraged the belief that he holds revolutionary views ... by the content of some of his songs."
Oooh, Imagine all the people, knowing the FBI is full of morons.
Eminem and Kim divorce again - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
You can tell several things about S-Jo from these pics.
One, she's very, very stoned.
Two, she's not wearing a bra, she's got some sort of flying butress made by the same people that put up Notre Dame cathedral to hold up them boobies.
The people who design her dresses could put up those statues at Easter Island.
on Pebble Mill with Heather Mills. They caught
the same train from London to Birmingham for
the show. Not recognising Heather, Kirsty
politely asked Mucca what she did.
Heather's reply? "I give the best blow
jobs in Britain".
Coming to London from LA in 2007 - strawberry
cocaine. Lindsay, Paris, Brandon and all the
trashiest Sunset Strip club kids prefer to cut
their gak with strawberry flavoured nesquik
milkshake these days as they find the neat
coke to be too harsh. (Particularly for
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Scarlett for Vuitton - 20 Dec 2006 - Lifestyle: "Marc Jacobs, Vuitton's artistic director, said Johansson was 'young and fresh and slightly coquettish, with gorgeous skin and a figure made to wear bustier dresses and gold-heeled shoes'."
After that she jumps up on stage at a club and unzips her bra. The manager then makes her get down. Twice. Apparently no one wanted to see her stuff.
And this from the woman who thought she was too good to be in playboy for 6 million dollars.
Celebrity Week - Where Hollywood Meets the Las Vegas Strip - Britney Thrown Off Stage...Twice:
Monday, December 18, 2006
Hollywood is out of ideas. It's like every damn day I see something else that proves to me that no one in the movie biz has a fucking clue.
Here's the latest. Underdog, the movie.
You'll believe a dog can fly. If you're really, really stupid. There's not enough pot in the world to make me actually give a damn about this movie.
But it's really good. At least if you're depressed and bitter, like me. If you're looking for another Lovefool this ain't it. If you're getting old and hate the world, but in a sort of abstract, vague, way, this is the cd for you.
It's got some great song titles, like "I need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer." Which sounds like something I'd say. Except I've got a script for Xanax, so fuck the wine. But it's a great cd to listen to if you're pissed off, but not quiet pissed off enough to bring out the death metal. Or if you're depressed, but not quiet enough to breakout Disintegration by the Cure.
Also, I've listened to those cd's so many times...I think I've bought 3 copies of Disintegration. Because people keep stealing them.
He also lives in Johnny Cash's former home in Tennessee.
"I am a country artist, always have been a country artist, and this is my chance to get some self-expression out because the group is no longer the group," he said. The Bee Gees disbanded after the 2003 death of his brother, Maurice.
"Well, except for that whole disco thing." The dork said, "but I don't remember much of that because of the drugs. Hey, mate, got any gack?"
Barry Gibb plans country record in Tenn. - Yahoo! News
Friday, December 15, 2006
Hoaxer, not Hilton, wrote Britney defense posting - Yahoo! News: "Did she write that piece? No, she did not,' Mintz said. 'I have no idea who did.'
'There are dozens and dozens of people that use the Web, that write things and post pictures and identify themselves as Paris. There are at least 80 of them. The Web is a bit like the Wild West -- somewhat uncontrollable,' he told Reuters."
we shud ov non coz it wuz nt roted lik dis. it be uze gud nglh n sizht.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Larry The Cable Guy To Star In Animated Series - Starpulse News Blog
The Sun Online - Bizarre online: Carey's merry naked Christmas: "The ditzy diva says she loves nothing more than stripping off and rolling around in the snow on December 25.
And she claims it’s all part of the festive traditions in Aspen in the States.
“I like to get out of the hot tub and roll in the snow,” she told Aspen magazine.
“Somebody told me that it was a tradition in Aspen, but maybe they were lying to me.”"
Miss Universe Organization with NBC, would not say what Kentucky native Tara Conner, 20, had done to prompt the serious evaluation.
'I can't really talk about it now,' Trump said. 'But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that.'"
I think she got drunk and flashed her tits.
Prince Charles is a huge fan of Borat. William
and Harry set up a private screening of the
movie for him and he loved it, saying he
"couldn’t believe the Americans even
understood why it was funny”.
Old rockers never die. They just make
Christmas albums. This year Billy Idol goes
head-to-head with Rainbow's Richie Blackmore:
40 years ago, Blackmore founded Deep Purple
and gave us that rift from Smoke On The Water.
30 years ago, Idol was in seminal punk bands
Chelsea and Generation X.
Now Richie has released Blackmore's Night, a
selection of Christmas carols sung by the
pneumatic new Mrs Blackmore, Candice Night,
and featuring Richie on the lute.
Billy Idol releases Happy Holidays, a selection
of classics sung in a sub-Elvis blues drawl,
like Frosty the Snowman and Jingle Bell Rock.
Blackmore's Night is Scientific Computing
magazine's top gift tip for Xmas.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
And she loves to stare at Pamela Anderson, says that the baywatch star was her first major girl-crush and.. because she's 'as hot as ever'."
Sure, Pam's hot, if you don't mind getting the Hepatitis all over you.
I know I would have been in the corner, whacking off.
She also said she would like to be naked in a movie one day.
National Enquirer: "The controversial country superstars have secretly decided to split up after the Grammy Awards - because Emily Robison and Martie Maguire no longer want to share the nest with outspoken Natalie Maines, say sources.
'The Chicks are tired and wrung out,' said a group insider. 'They feel they've come to the end, and they want a break from each other to spend more time with their families.'
Man he's desperate for attention.
Cops Say Pauly Shore Video a Fake! - TMZ.com: "The Odessa, Texas Police Department claims that an officer 'had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.'"
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
They both have to have a speaker in their ear to tell them what to say.
Paris defends Britney's ‘partying ethics’ - Gossip: The Scoop - MSNBC.com: "A source on the Shreveport, Louisiana set of “Blonde Ambition” tells Star that Simpson is having trouble with her script lines. “After the seventh take on one shot, the director hid a microphone in her ear so a crew member could feed her lines,” a source told the tab. “Everyone was embarrassed for her, but she laughed it off, saying ‘I’m sorry, everyone. I’m sorry.”"
O'Donnell wrote on her Web site on Friday, 'It was not my intent to mock.' On Sunday, she called the bit 'comedy' and wrote, 'I do many accents and probably will continue to. My mom in law impression offends some southerners. What can u do? I come in peace.' "
Yeah, that's what the aliens always say before they eat the planet.
Monday, December 11, 2006
Sharon Osbourne Sends "Interesting" Packages To Her Enemies - Starpulse News Blog: "She says, 'The last turd? Three... no, four years ago, when the first review came out of The Osbournes. The journalist said something about my kids being fat and how unappealing that was. I said, 'I heard you've got an eating disorder. Eat this.''"
Let's hope not. But there is this picture. Maybe she's pregnant, maybe she's just got a horrible fashion sense.
I swore I'd leave Lindsay alone, because I think she's mentally ill and it's not nice to make fun of crazy people.
But, dammit, she keeps doing crazy things and I just have to say something about it.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Sally Struthers felt like she'd won an award when she was offered a role in a new cable television movie about small-town values. 'I went crazy,' she said, citing family values, love and the struggle between good and evil as her favorite themes."
And twinkies. Her favorite themes are good, evil, and twinkies, not necessarily in that order.
Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting to pursue other interests, such as helping develop independent cinema in his new home of the Bahamas."
God, I'd hate to see what his movies will be like now that he isn't going to be acting in them. Will he just show up on the screen, makes some phone calls, have a Krispy Kreme from the craft services table and call it a day?
I think that's actually the plot of Ghost Rider. Except with motorcycles.
I don't think he's really done any "acting" since Leaving Las Vegas.
Still, looks like a good movie. Everyone I know who's seen it says it's great.
'Apocalypto' earns $14M, resurrects Mel - Yahoo! News: "'Apocalypto,' a Disney release set in the Mayan civilization and told in an obscure Mayan language, opened with $14.2 million, according to studio estimates Sunday."
Also, you need to remember that it opened on very few screens. And you also need to remember that Mel did it without any major studio backing. So all that money is his.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
E! News - Snipes Surrenders to Feds - Wesley Snipes: "Snipes flew into his hometown of Orlando on a private jet and voluntarily turned himself in, according to the U.S. Attorney's office in Tampa. Around 9:30 a.m. local time, he was escorted by U.S. marshals and a prosecutor into federal court in Ocala for arraignment."
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Madonna better wake up. One member of her
large entourage/staff is trying to reveal
details of her private life to a newspaper.
The whistleblower's partner has overstayed a
visa here and the couple need some quick
cash to disappear abroad, hence the plan.
Black and Jew-baiting comedian Michael Richards
is a high-ranking Mason.
I'm not sure what TCP is....or Ken Dodd
For some reason we still have a Royal Variety
Show. Know the inside story before it is
on BBC next Tuesday:
* Ken Dodd smelt strongly of TCP. Prince
Charles was the only person in the theatre
who laughed during his act.
* Renee Zellwegger pulled out of the show with
only two hours notice, claiming she couldn't
get a dress in time. Emily Watson was offered
as an alternative by her embarrassed Publicist.
* Rod Stewart wrote graffiti on his dressing
room wall, "Rock clubs love this sort of thing".
(It was at the Coliseum, home of the English
Once upon a time fans used to hide in
pop stars' dressing rooms or have sex with
their roadies to get close to them. The
internet's spoiled everything. It's all about
hacking into your idol's email and phone now.
Devon Townsend of Albuquerque is in court this
week charged with hacking into Linkin Park
singer Chester Bennington's personal accounts.
She used the information to make telephone
threats to Bennington's wife and put copies
of his intercepted personal messages and
email on the huge Linkin Park shrine she'd
built in her bedroom.
Spice Girls Reunited?
Almost exactly 10 years ago the Spice Girls'
debut album entered the charts for an incredible
72 weeks and 2 become 1 was about to be their
third huge number one single. Posh, Baby,
Scary and Ginger may still be all over the
celebrity magazines but what a difference a
decade makes in terms of why we're interested
Geri - baby (she had to scrap her greatest
hits album). Mel B - vessel for Eddie Murphy's
seemingly unwanted eighth child) Victoria
- how weird can her breasts look?) Emma at least
is currently on TV and in the charts but
even her success is tainted. Her stint on
Strictly Comes Dancing looks set to end this
weekend and her somewhat self-funded album will
enter the charts at about number 60.
All this means - a reunited Spice Girls
in the Diana Concert next summer! Get your
money on it now.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Here's a boyfriend pillow for only 8.97..
Yes, it vibrates.
Snuggle up and get cozy with a pillow that likes to cuddle. Our boyfriend pillow has a motion device that makes the pillow soothingly vibrate. Requires 2 "AA" batteries (not incl.).
Can 'Apocalypto' restore Gibson's glory? - Yahoo! News
For his next trick he'll appear with Kramer in Mel Gibson's next movie.
Andy Dick apologizes for racial slur - Yahoo! News: "'I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny,' said the statement, which was provided to the Los Angeles Times. 'In an attempt to make light of a serious subject, I have offended a lot of people, and I am sorry for my insensitivity. I wish to apologize to Ian, to the club and its patrons and to anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark.'"
Indie band has alley named in its honor - Yahoo! News