Lindsay Lohan busted, blah, blah, blah

The most interesting thing about all of this is I found out her middle name is Dee.

Lindsay Dee Lohan. It's so white trash, don't you think?

Paris is such an artist

Paris Hilton draws in prison - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com


Paris drew this all by herself! In other news, she got out of jail today. I can't really find it in myself to care.

Paris Hilton discovers her special purpose

She's going to open a halfway house for all the new friends she's made in the joint.

"I was really scared to come here at first, but all the inmates have been really nice and supportive and, I don't know, it was different than I thought it would be," she said. "It's not like what everyone thinks about jail.

"The walls are pretty thin and there are vents, so the girls next door talk to me through the vent, and they say, 'Oh my God, my kids love you,' or, 'My dad, all he wants for Father's Day is your autograph.' "

Hilton said that when she is escorted through the jail's hallways and passes by classrooms, the inmates will "all be in there and they'll all wave and blow kisses."

"Everyone is really supportive and sweet," she said. "If I'm crying and upset, they'll say, 'Don't cry' and 'God bless you.' "

Paris "This will give me a whole different perspective on this. (Patty squeezes Paris' backside) Hey! Will you be my friend? Is it getting hot in here? Wait a minute - what's happening to my special purpose?"
Patty: "What's your special purpose?"
Paris "Well when I was a kid my mom told me... there goes my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what my special purpose was!"
Patty: "Today's the day!"
Paris: "(the whole trailer shakes) Hey, this is like a ride!"

Of course there's a shirt

How can someone go to jail these days and someone else not make a shirt about it? Warhol was wrong. Everyone's not going to be famous, but everyone will have a tshirt made about them.

You can buy them here.

Paris Hilton Going to Jail !

Even her mother hates her!

Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days | The Huffington Post: "As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: 'May I have your autograph?'"