80's music

The Post Punk Progressive Pop Partyis a blog dedicated to posting clips and events from "On this date in 80s music history."

Yesterday was, "Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five - The Message".

5 Hottest News Chicks

Once we had to deal with three networks and had no choice but to look at Dan Rather. Now we get a pleasant stream of gorgeous women with great cleavage and short skirts.
via Thenettimes.com

Jessica Alba is single....

and you'll still never be with her.

Story.

LIfe during wartime

Israeli girls buying ice cream while on break from army duties.

Lindsay Lohan busted, blah, blah, blah

The most interesting thing about all of this is I found out her middle name is Dee.

Lindsay Dee Lohan. It's so white trash, don't you think?

Maxim has a naked Artic Monkey

From Maxim.

No End in Sight

The new DVD cover for Victoria Beckham

Celebrity Gossip - Star Muscle

The one who was foretold, he has come

This mysterious symbol was found next to the Giant of Wessex. Our savior has come!

A bunch of pagans are pissed that it's next to their giant naked man with an erect penis. They feel that it somehow degrades the nudity, or something.

Don't you think the ancient people put that up as a joke? It was probably some drunk stoneage teens who did the equivalent of climbing up on the water tower and painting a big dick. And now that big dick is historical.

I think the drunken teens who made it would have worshipped Homer Simpson as a god.

Link.

I don't care what anyone says...

Suri Cruise is Asian. Look at this kids face. There's no way Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes could have had that baby unless one of them has a mother that's Asian.

The Scientologists stole that child from someone and gave it to Tom. It really wouldn't surprise me if that child is the Anti-Christ.

FCC Gone Wild!

The latest is WPIX New York, which the FCC says has to pay a $15,000 fine for violating its limits on TV advertising in kids shows eight times.
via BroadcastNewsroom

The Pokemon character appeared in a commercial that ran during the Pokemon show. The FCC says that turns the whole show into an ad. Which isn't illegal, per se, but it does mean that the station went over the limit on time.

Or, they could just stop hassling the kids. The government doesn't so much want to protect the children, it just wants to meddle. If a kid is too poor to eat and can't read, that doesn't matter. Just don't let them watch tv we don't approve of!

Teh intarwebs is a bunch of tubes!

It's not a truck!

Now the crazy old man from Alaska, Ted Stevens wants to switch providers while he's on his motorcycle. from whatever.

I thought this was cute

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I really don't think this is true....

But I have some sort of duty to report the news.

Heh, I said dooty.

BLABBERMOUTH.NET - METALLICA Guitarist Says His Pet Dog Was Penetrated By Next-Door Neighbor: "Hammett explains: 'I went to my neighbor's. The guy took down his pants and started having sex with the dog! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. When he got up, I just took the dog and left. She was still wagging her tail.'"

Charlie Sheen's bling

Celebrity Gossip Blog: The Daily Blabber from iVillage Entertainment: "Charlie and Mrs. Sheen-to-be, Brooke Mueller, took a quick trip to Costa Rica for a little R&R, when the actor presented her with, what he called, a 'Welcome to Costa Rica' gift. Out came a bling watch, with this engraved on the back:

'B. - Wanna get married? . . . Love - C.'"

See, Charlie won it from a guy named Chris in a poker game. He didn't know it had that engraved on it until the bitch turned it over and saw it! Man, him and the girls at the brothel are all going to laugh about this when he finally dumps her ass!

Star Jones coming to CourtTV

Court TV is adjourning in favor of truTV. The network on Wednesday announced its name would change, effective Jan.

It's because they hired Star Jones and she don't like all that legal stuff. It hurts her head. So they're going to turn it into yet another women's channel.
via MyFOX Atlanta

Is Beyonce a Roboho?

TMZ RESPONDS TO SHARPTON’S ‘ROBOHO’ LETTER: He's the latest to site’s description of Beyonce outfit. - Topix


All Sharpton is mad at TMZ because someone over there called Beyonce a Roboho for wearing this outfit.


Come on, Al. Look what she's wearing. She's dressed like a robot whore. Aren't you a preacher? I think you should be coming down on Beyonce for dressing like that.

Dear Hollywood, please stop

They are remaking Footloose. It was a really stupid movie the first time around. It was only big because of the great soundtrack and marketing. At the time every week there was a new song from Footloose being played on the radio, months before the movie even came out. If it hadn't been for that it would have gone the way of Crazy For You. Remember that? With Adrienne Barbeau as the older seductress? No, you don't. You probably remember the Madonna song of the same name.

Here's the formula for crazy success in Hollywood.

Make a bad movie that's ripping off some other old movie. Add a soundtrack. Get nostalgic idiots to turn it into a cult film. Then have someone make it an all singing, all dancing Broadway Musical. Then make that into a movie.

Here's a few examples.
Little Shop of Horrors, Xanadu, Hairspray, and now Footloose. There are other examples but I'm too stoned to think of them right now.

It's just a matter of time before they make Friday the 13th a musical. Or maybe they did already, I wasn't paying attention.

I just thought this was weird and cool

Here's an old KFC commercial.

Something strange from Japan

I'm not entirely sure what the point of this commercial is. But the moral seems to be, breasts are dangerous.