Anal Sex Scene Edited Out of Final Harry Potter Novel!
London, England - In what Christians everywhere are calling a "victory for Jesus' love," Bloomsbury Publishing has capitulated, in the face of countless death threats from angry Christian school children, their parents and a prominent garden club in Hertfordshire, and announced that it will edit out several lurid lines from an explicit anal sex scene between a coquettish and greased-up Harry Potter and a very drunk, opportunistic Rubeus Hagrid in the final J.K. Rowling Book, "The Deathly Hallows."
Thank God!
Now maybe we can get on with what Harry Potter is really about, corrupting children into our satanic witchcraft church!
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