"I hate my judge," Spears declared to Bret. "He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all."
"His job is to sit there and tell people what to do," Spears said. "And that's just so sad, because he gets off on it."
Welcome to the real world, Britney. That's what judges do.
She's never going to get those kids. And the truth is, she doesn't really want them.