That booty just ain't natural. Do they even make butt implants?
Jessica stole the butt off a black girl from a music video.
Monday, December 11, 2006
Jessica Biel has a butt that's hard to believe.
That booty just ain't natural. Do they even make butt implants?
Jessica stole the butt off a black girl from a music video.
LIndsay Lohan pregnant?
Let's hope not. But there is this picture. Maybe she's pregnant, maybe she's just got a horrible fashion sense.
I swore I'd leave Lindsay alone, because I think she's mentally ill and it's not nice to make fun of crazy people.
But, dammit, she keeps doing crazy things and I just have to say something about it.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Struthers Crazy
Struthers 'crazy' over role in TV movie - Yahoo! News: "LOS ANGELES -
Sally Struthers felt like she'd won an award when she was offered a role in a new cable television movie about small-town values. 'I went crazy,' she said, citing family values, love and the struggle between good and evil as her favorite themes."
And twinkies. Her favorite themes are good, evil, and twinkies, not necessarily in that order.
Sally Struthers felt like she'd won an award when she was offered a role in a new cable television movie about small-town values. 'I went crazy,' she said, citing family values, love and the struggle between good and evil as her favorite themes."
And twinkies. Her favorite themes are good, evil, and twinkies, not necessarily in that order.
Nick to "cut back on acting"
Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting - Yahoo! News: "NASSAU, Bahamas - After more than 55 films,
Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting to pursue other interests, such as helping develop independent cinema in his new home of the Bahamas."
God, I'd hate to see what his movies will be like now that he isn't going to be acting in them. Will he just show up on the screen, makes some phone calls, have a Krispy Kreme from the craft services table and call it a day?
I think that's actually the plot of Ghost Rider. Except with motorcycles.
I don't think he's really done any "acting" since Leaving Las Vegas.
Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting to pursue other interests, such as helping develop independent cinema in his new home of the Bahamas."
God, I'd hate to see what his movies will be like now that he isn't going to be acting in them. Will he just show up on the screen, makes some phone calls, have a Krispy Kreme from the craft services table and call it a day?
I think that's actually the plot of Ghost Rider. Except with motorcycles.
I don't think he's really done any "acting" since Leaving Las Vegas.
Mel makes 14 mill on opening weekend, all is forgiven
I guess it's ok to hate Jews as long as you make money, huh?
Still, looks like a good movie. Everyone I know who's seen it says it's great.
'Apocalypto' earns $14M, resurrects Mel - Yahoo! News: "'Apocalypto,' a Disney release set in the Mayan civilization and told in an obscure Mayan language, opened with $14.2 million, according to studio estimates Sunday."
Also, you need to remember that it opened on very few screens. And you also need to remember that Mel did it without any major studio backing. So all that money is his.
Still, looks like a good movie. Everyone I know who's seen it says it's great.
'Apocalypto' earns $14M, resurrects Mel - Yahoo! News: "'Apocalypto,' a Disney release set in the Mayan civilization and told in an obscure Mayan language, opened with $14.2 million, according to studio estimates Sunday."
Also, you need to remember that it opened on very few screens. And you also need to remember that Mel did it without any major studio backing. So all that money is his.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
Britney's panties found!
Actor Jamie Kennedy arrives at an awards ceremony in Burbank, California wearing a pair of women's panties on his head and holding up a sign that reads: "I found Britteny's Panties". Pop princess Britney Spears has spoken out about a string of recent photos showing her partying minus her underwear, admitting that she had probably taken her new-found freedom "too far"(AFP/Getty Images/File/Jamie Kennedy)
Wesley Snipes surrenders to Feds
He was charged with several tax related crimes.
E! News - Snipes Surrenders to Feds - Wesley Snipes: "Snipes flew into his hometown of Orlando on a private jet and voluntarily turned himself in, according to the U.S. Attorney's office in Tampa. Around 9:30 a.m. local time, he was escorted by U.S. marshals and a prosecutor into federal court in Ocala for arraignment."
E! News - Snipes Surrenders to Feds - Wesley Snipes: "Snipes flew into his hometown of Orlando on a private jet and voluntarily turned himself in, according to the U.S. Attorney's office in Tampa. Around 9:30 a.m. local time, he was escorted by U.S. marshals and a prosecutor into federal court in Ocala for arraignment."
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Fashion Faux Pas
Laura Bush, and 4 other women, all wore the same Oscar de la Renta dress to the White House Xmas party.
Popbitch speaks
Madonna has a whistleblower.
Madonna better wake up. One member of her
large entourage/staff is trying to reveal
details of her private life to a newspaper.
The whistleblower's partner has overstayed a
visa here and the couple need some quick
cash to disappear abroad, hence the plan.
------------------
Black and Jew-baiting comedian Michael Richards
is a high-ranking Mason.
------------------
I'm not sure what TCP is....or Ken Dodd
For some reason we still have a Royal Variety
Show. Know the inside story before it is
on BBC next Tuesday:
* Ken Dodd smelt strongly of TCP. Prince
Charles was the only person in the theatre
who laughed during his act.
* Renee Zellwegger pulled out of the show with
only two hours notice, claiming she couldn't
get a dress in time. Emily Watson was offered
as an alternative by her embarrassed Publicist.
* Rod Stewart wrote graffiti on his dressing
room wall, "Rock clubs love this sort of thing".
(It was at the Coliseum, home of the English
National Opera.)
--------------------
Once upon a time fans used to hide in
pop stars' dressing rooms or have sex with
their roadies to get close to them. The
internet's spoiled everything. It's all about
hacking into your idol's email and phone now.
Devon Townsend of Albuquerque is in court this
week charged with hacking into Linkin Park
singer Chester Bennington's personal accounts.
She used the information to make telephone
threats to Bennington's wife and put copies
of his intercepted personal messages and
email on the huge Linkin Park shrine she'd
built in her bedroom.
-----------------
Spice Girls Reunited?
Almost exactly 10 years ago the Spice Girls'
debut album entered the charts for an incredible
72 weeks and 2 become 1 was about to be their
third huge number one single. Posh, Baby,
Scary and Ginger may still be all over the
celebrity magazines but what a difference a
decade makes in terms of why we're interested
in them.
Geri - baby (she had to scrap her greatest
hits album). Mel B - vessel for Eddie Murphy's
seemingly unwanted eighth child) Victoria
- how weird can her breasts look?) Emma at least
is currently on TV and in the charts but
even her success is tainted. Her stint on
Strictly Comes Dancing looks set to end this
weekend and her somewhat self-funded album will
enter the charts at about number 60.
All this means - a reunited Spice Girls
in the Diana Concert next summer! Get your
money on it now.
----------------------
Madonna better wake up. One member of her
large entourage/staff is trying to reveal
details of her private life to a newspaper.
The whistleblower's partner has overstayed a
visa here and the couple need some quick
cash to disappear abroad, hence the plan.
------------------
Black and Jew-baiting comedian Michael Richards
is a high-ranking Mason.
------------------
I'm not sure what TCP is....or Ken Dodd
For some reason we still have a Royal Variety
Show. Know the inside story before it is
on BBC next Tuesday:
* Ken Dodd smelt strongly of TCP. Prince
Charles was the only person in the theatre
who laughed during his act.
* Renee Zellwegger pulled out of the show with
only two hours notice, claiming she couldn't
get a dress in time. Emily Watson was offered
as an alternative by her embarrassed Publicist.
* Rod Stewart wrote graffiti on his dressing
room wall, "Rock clubs love this sort of thing".
(It was at the Coliseum, home of the English
National Opera.)
--------------------
Once upon a time fans used to hide in
pop stars' dressing rooms or have sex with
their roadies to get close to them. The
internet's spoiled everything. It's all about
hacking into your idol's email and phone now.
Devon Townsend of Albuquerque is in court this
week charged with hacking into Linkin Park
singer Chester Bennington's personal accounts.
She used the information to make telephone
threats to Bennington's wife and put copies
of his intercepted personal messages and
email on the huge Linkin Park shrine she'd
built in her bedroom.
-----------------
Spice Girls Reunited?
Almost exactly 10 years ago the Spice Girls'
debut album entered the charts for an incredible
72 weeks and 2 become 1 was about to be their
third huge number one single. Posh, Baby,
Scary and Ginger may still be all over the
celebrity magazines but what a difference a
decade makes in terms of why we're interested
in them.
Geri - baby (she had to scrap her greatest
hits album). Mel B - vessel for Eddie Murphy's
seemingly unwanted eighth child) Victoria
- how weird can her breasts look?) Emma at least
is currently on TV and in the charts but
even her success is tainted. Her stint on
Strictly Comes Dancing looks set to end this
weekend and her somewhat self-funded album will
enter the charts at about number 60.
All this means - a reunited Spice Girls
in the Diana Concert next summer! Get your
money on it now.
----------------------
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
This is stupid
Here's another one for the dumb xmas presents category. Which is what the Rachael Ray cd was about..I probably should have said that then. But I thought it was obvious.
Here's a boyfriend pillow for only 8.97..
Yes, it vibrates.
Snuggle up and get cozy with a pillow that likes to cuddle. Our boyfriend pillow has a motion device that makes the pillow soothingly vibrate. Requires 2 "AA" batteries (not incl.).
Here's a boyfriend pillow for only 8.97..
Yes, it vibrates.
Snuggle up and get cozy with a pillow that likes to cuddle. Our boyfriend pillow has a motion device that makes the pillow soothingly vibrate. Requires 2 "AA" batteries (not incl.).
Top 10 SNICK Shows From The 90's
Top 10 SNICK Shows From The 90's - BigPlansBigCrash.com: "Top 10 SNICK Shows From The 90’s"
I don't care what anyone says, Apocalypto looks like a good movie.
Yeah, ok, he hates Jews. Still, it looks like a good movie. Although I don't understand his obsession with dead languages.
Can 'Apocalypto' restore Gibson's glory? - Yahoo! News
Can 'Apocalypto' restore Gibson's glory? - Yahoo! News
Andy Dick is a dick
He only did it because not enough people were paying attention to him.
For his next trick he'll appear with Kramer in Mel Gibson's next movie.
Andy Dick apologizes for racial slur - Yahoo! News: "'I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny,' said the statement, which was provided to the Los Angeles Times. 'In an attempt to make light of a serious subject, I have offended a lot of people, and I am sorry for my insensitivity. I wish to apologize to Ian, to the club and its patrons and to anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark.'"
For his next trick he'll appear with Kramer in Mel Gibson's next movie.
Andy Dick apologizes for racial slur - Yahoo! News: "'I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny,' said the statement, which was provided to the Los Angeles Times. 'In an attempt to make light of a serious subject, I have offended a lot of people, and I am sorry for my insensitivity. I wish to apologize to Ian, to the club and its patrons and to anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark.'"
Flaming Lips have alley named after them
It was either that or name it after S. N. Goldman, the man who invented the shopping cart.
Indie band has alley named in its honor - Yahoo! News
Indie band has alley named in its honor - Yahoo! News
Rocker Smith has writers block
Rocker Smith seeks cure for writers' block - Yahoo! News: "That is the problem facing The Cure frontman Robert Smith, who is struggling to come up with lyrics to some of the 33 new songs the band has recorded for its 14th studio album."
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
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