The Rachael Ray Xmas Album

"This new album is just delicious! The smell that greats you as you open the wrapper reminded me of past holidays as the pleasant aromas of plastic and vinyl waft through the air. Ms. Ray serves up a perfect blend of flavors and textures as her album's simmering tunes permeate the kitchen. While the end result is a fantastic melange of traditional Christmas favorites, there may be just a few too many cooks in this kitchen with the addition of Willie Nelson and Hall & Oates. Additionally, it is hard to believe that this album can be fully prepared in 30 minutes or less."

My current obssession

I get obssesed with lots of things. Scarlett Johannson was the most recent.

But there's often a musical one as well as whatever chick I think is hot. Here's someone I just found out about today. Emilie Simon.



YouTube - Emilie Simon - Fleur de Saison

Axl hates the Eagles of Death Metal

Guns & Roses dropped support act Eagles of Death
Metal from their tour after one night. Axl called
them "Pigeons of Shit Metal".

Will Ferrell calls Lindsay Lohan a freak

Lindsay got drunk on champagne and started screaming at Jessica Biel's assistant.

BOOZED-UP LINDSAY IN TIRADE - New York Post Online Edition: Seven: "Overhearing her tirade about Biel's assistant, Will Ferrell turned to DiCaprio, Gore and Affleck and said, 'Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?'"

Will Smith has some sense

Tom Cruise tried to convert Will Smith to Scientology. But he said, "I was raised in a Baptist household and my grandmother would get up out of her casket (if I became a Scientologist).'"

Will Smith Turned Down Tom Cruise's Invite To Be a Scientologist - Starpulse News Blog:

Lindsay Lohan goes to AA

Now if only her good friend Paris Hilton would go....
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Rowdy Roddy Piper has cancer

Don't worry, he said he'd kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he's all out of bubble gum.

CTV.ca | "Rowdy" Roddy Piper diagnosed with lymphoma

J-Lo gets religion

She's turned to the hoodoo gurus Xenu worshipers of Scientology to help her get pregnant.

In other news Tom Cruise went to Charlton Heston to teach him how to not be gay.
JENNIFER LOPEZ - LOPEZ TURNS TO SCIENTOLOGY TEACHINGS FOR BABY HELP?: "um"

Dave Navarro buys condoms

Navarro: Hung Up on Safe Sex - TMZ.com

Britney shows all

First Brit showed a little bit...now she's showing it all. Her butt, her crotch...and with video.

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In the no surprise at all category....

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock to divorce - Yahoo! News

I just really don't even care....

What happens when Britney and Paris become friends?

You get Britney upskirts. Sans panties.

IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com

S-Jo smokes, fights with neighbors

Scarlett is in a fight with her tight ass neighbors because she won't open a window in her apartment when she smokes.

They say it makes the hall smell.

I say she's in her own apartment, move if you don't like it.

Full story here.

Magaret Cho part of sex toy company

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Margaret Cho has been named to the board of directors of the sex toy company, Good Vibrations.

For some reason the New York Post seems to think she's a lesbian.

As she once said, she's not bi, she's just a slut.

More pics of the tattoo.

It's official

I hate fall out boy.

I kept trying to give them a chance, but they suck.

Black Friday, by Steely Dan

When black friday comes
Ill stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor
When black friday comes
Ill collect everything Im owed
And before my friends find out
Ill be on the road
When black friday falls you know its got to be
Dont let it fall on me
When black friday comes
Ill fly down to muswellbrook
Gonna strike all the big red words
From my little black book
Gonna do just what I please
Gonna wear no socks and shoes
With nothing to do but feed
All the kangaroos
When black friday comes Ill be on that hill
You know I will

When black friday comes
Im gonna dig myself a hole
Gonna lay down in it til
I satisfy my soul
Gonna let the world pass by me
The archbishops gonna sanctify me
And if he dont come across
Im gonna let it roll
When black friday comes
Im gonna stake my claim
Ill guess Ill change my name

The evolution never stops for Madonna

She's going to be on tv selling her children's book.

Madonna: Like a Pitchwoman - Yahoo! News: "The Queen of Pop turned children's author is scheduled to make her debut as a TV pitchwoman Friday, Saturday and Sunday on HSN, where she'll be promoting her latest kiddie book, The English Roses: Too Good to Be True."

One day she'll run for governor of California....or become a priest. It's really hard to say.

Tawny Kitaen also a dumbass

Kitaen charged with drug possession - Yahoo! News: "Deputies responding to a request for a welfare check in May found 15 grams of cocaine in Kitaen's San Juan Capistrano apartment, authorities said. They said her two children were home at the time, and Kitaen had given deputies permission for the search."

Hey, babe? Never give the cops permission to search. Make them get a warrant.

Hilary Duff, playing with herself

Looks like more than just a pose to me.

Lindsay Lohan to play Stevie Nicks in movie

Which one will end up in rehab first, you think?