She's going to be on tv selling her children's book.
Madonna: Like a Pitchwoman - Yahoo! News: "The Queen of Pop turned children's author is scheduled to make her debut as a TV pitchwoman Friday, Saturday and Sunday on HSN, where she'll be promoting her latest kiddie book, The English Roses: Too Good to Be True."
One day she'll run for governor of California....or become a priest. It's really hard to say.