To carry the meme into it's newest iteration.....

I made LOL pics for another site of mine, the nsfw one. It's so lame.

But they should be safe for here. I'll just link the thumbnails.

Sharon Stone has become a zombie

From the TMZ.

Paris is mad at us

"I realise that the media used me to make fun of
and be mean. I'm frankly sick of it. - Paris Hilton

I've been so mean to Paris. And I'm so sorry for it. Paris, can you ever forgive me? Tell ya what, I'll let you give me a BJ and we'll call it even. Deal?

Hayden Pantierre poster

And a few minutes later I came across this shot,

With Hayden it's like the fun never ends. Here's a pic from a few days ago showing her licking some girls boob.

It's like the demon left Paris Hilton and has found a new host.

This is not the greatest one-liner in movie history. - By Eric Lichtenfeld - Slate Magazine

The greatest one-liner in movie history. - By Eric Lichtenfeld - Slate Magazine: "Yippee-Ki-Yay ..."

Some people are saying that Bruce Willis in Die Hard has the greatest line in movie history. While it may be the best, and only part of the movie worth watching, I have to disagree.


The greatest one liner in movie history is Roddy Piper in They Live, "I'm hear to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Second place would be for Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conana for, "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

Jessica Biel dressed as a Catgirl for no apparent reason

Serena Williams in Ibizia

Her bikini says "It's all about me."

Why I stopped drinking coffee

Paris is such an artist

Paris Hilton draws in prison - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com


Paris drew this all by herself! In other news, she got out of jail today. I can't really find it in myself to care.

Brooke Hogan

I usually just ignore anything anyone related to Hulk Hogan does, but this Brooke chick is giving her old man a run for the money. I can't believe what she's wearing, it's like Prince's buttless pants turned around backwards. Next she's going to be ripping off her shirt and screaming about Slim Jims.




Brooke Hogan embarrasses herself - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

50 Cent in child support court battle - Yahoo! News

50 Cent in child support court battle - Yahoo! News: "CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. - The $25,000 a month in child support and household expenses that rapper 50 Cent pays to the mother of his 10-year-old son is not enough, says the boy's mother, Shaniqua Tompkins."

25 thousand a month is plenty. I'm sure the kid is fed and clothed and all that on a lot less. What that bitch is really saying is she wants some bling and a new Ferrari. Why don't you get off your fat lazy ass and work for the money? Fitty did.

Christina Aguilera is reading scripts - Yahoo! News

Christina Aguilera is reading scripts - Yahoo! News

In other news, Christina can read!

Hayden Pantierre, cheerleader

Before it's all over, this chick is going to cause someone to end up in jail.

Paris Hilton discovers her special purpose

She's going to open a halfway house for all the new friends she's made in the joint.

"I was really scared to come here at first, but all the inmates have been really nice and supportive and, I don't know, it was different than I thought it would be," she said. "It's not like what everyone thinks about jail.

"The walls are pretty thin and there are vents, so the girls next door talk to me through the vent, and they say, 'Oh my God, my kids love you,' or, 'My dad, all he wants for Father's Day is your autograph.' "

Hilton said that when she is escorted through the jail's hallways and passes by classrooms, the inmates will "all be in there and they'll all wave and blow kisses."

"Everyone is really supportive and sweet," she said. "If I'm crying and upset, they'll say, 'Don't cry' and 'God bless you.' "

Paris "This will give me a whole different perspective on this. (Patty squeezes Paris' backside) Hey! Will you be my friend? Is it getting hot in here? Wait a minute - what's happening to my special purpose?"
Patty: "What's your special purpose?"
Paris "Well when I was a kid my mom told me... there goes my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what my special purpose was!"
Patty: "Today's the day!"
Paris: "(the whole trailer shakes) Hey, this is like a ride!"

Pitchfork: Smashing Pumpkins to Fans, Indie Stores:

Pitchfork: Smashing Pumpkins to Fans, Indie Stores:


The Smashing Pumpkins make their come back by releasing 4 different versions of their album, making it so you have to buy 3 different ones to get all the bonus tracks.

Or, you could just download them for free....hmmmm such a hard choice. Get it for free or reward evil record companies for this kind of manipulative marketing crap. What to do, what to do.....

YouTube - Where Daft Punk got their samples from

YouTube - Where Daft Punk got their samples from




Here's some videos by them.

Crescendolls and Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.

Oh, and check out the dancers in this video of Around the World.

Katie Holmes preggers, again.

The Sun Online - Bizarre: Katie Holmes is Mom Cruise: "HOLLYWOOD star KATIE HOLMES is expecting her second child with TOM CRUISE, The Sun can reveal.

The Dawson’s Creek actress, who gave birth to daughter Suri in April last year, told close pals she is thrilled."

I don't think the bible said anything about a second Anti-Christ, did it?

Michael Moore proves he's a douchebag

'Sicko' leaks have studios crying malpractice: "'Every filmmaker intends for his film to be seen on the big screen,' Moore said. 'This wasn't a guy taking a video camera into a theater. This was an inside job, a copy made from a high-quality master and could potentially impact the opening weekend boxoffice. Who do you think benefits from that?'"

I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt. But this proves that he's just in it for the attention and money. If he really wanted to get a message out then he wouldn't care how the movie was distributed. But now he shows he's really just all about maximizing profits.

We all suffer when Paris suffers

Paris' neighbors want her out of neighborhood: "Cameron Diaz, who lives in Paris' neighborhood, said recently, 'Paris made her bad choices, she's going to have to deal with it, that's her journey.

'She just has to get plastered all over the world. There were 10 helicopters above her house, which I live not too far from. I was like, 'Could you please keep it down.'

'We all suffer when Paris suffers.'"

Ain't it the truth.

Michelle Tractenberg shopping with her mom

I guess she takes after her dad. Let's hope she doesn't end up like that.