It's Sheryl's fault

Perhaps Owen Wilson's real problem was to
get involved with Sheryl Crow? Because Sheryl
is the Black Widow, The Angel of Death.
Sheryl and Owen dated at the turn of the
century. Only seven years later Owen's
life is in disarray. Join the club, mate.

* Ex-boyfriend Kevin Gilbert - died from
autoerotic asphyxiation.
* Ex-boyfriend Lance Armstrong - testicular
cancer.
* Crow had a hit with Leaving Las Vegas,
based on a book by John O'Brien, who
committed suicide soon after its release.
* Ex-boyfriend Kid Rock - has Paris Hilton
sniffing around him now.
* She was Jacko's backing singer.
Need we say more?

From Popbitch.

Is DMX raising dogs to fight?

Sheriff Raids DMX' Home, Seizes Dogs - The Huffington Post

Pit Bulls were not being fed or watered at DMX's property. But the story gets worse...

Arpaio said the deputies who served a search warrant at the home Friday seized 12 pit bulls tied up on the property and took them to an old jail that has been converted into an animal shelter.

Deputies found the buried dogs when they dug up the back yard. One had apparently been burned and the cause of death on the others was unknown because the bodies were decomposing.

Sounds to me like maybe he's been raising dogs to fight and the dead ones they found were the losers.

YouTube - Hipster Olympics

YouTube - Hipster Olympics

I'm thinking about getting one of these

I'm such an impulsive shopper that I am forcing myself to think about it before I buy it for one day. I'm just going to think about it.

What happens is I get drunk, buy things on the internet, and then don't remember it. This one time I went on a bender and 4 weeks later woke up with a real estate license....apparently I was so drunk I took the course every day and forgot about it.

So when I sobered up I went out and sold a house.

Anyway, looks like a pretty good mp3 player for 40 bucks.

ZEN V Plus - A new way to find your ZEN

This is weird

But there's a hot chick, in the shower, with chicken and beer.


YouTube - Pollo de Amstel

Celebrity Quotes

"I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel
like I'm distracting from the other things that
are important, like global warming and that kind
of stuff" -Lindsay Lohan

I've been busy

YouTube - The Training of O - Julie Night


I haven't been blogging because I've been editing video.

If I go to hell it will be for this,

Cool Spanish metal bondage thing

YouTube - SPAM vs LA CHINA PATINO - Escuchame Gritar

There's a Gnome/Warlock in my living room, sleeping on my couch.

YouTube - The Guild - Episode 1: Wake-Up Call

LINDSAY FULLY LOADED

YouTube - LINDSAY FULLY LOADED

Summer Glau pic

Here's a pic of Summer Glau from the upcoming series The Sarah Connor Chronicles. She was in Serenity and Firefly.



Don't expect too much. The series is going to be on Fox so expect it to be canceled in 2 months.


The Sarah Connor Chronicles - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

On the Road being republishd.

This is like the director's cut version. All the sex and drugs back in.

But when it was first published on September 5, 1957, a good bit of the most explicit sexual content was sliced out and the real names of the characters were swapped for pseudonyms.

The new edition represents the first time average readers will have seen the original manuscript, presented in a "less conventional, more spontaneous" style than the originally-published version, Vlagopoulos explained.

"The reason the original scroll version of 'On the Road' was not published up till now was to avoid lawsuits by those who thought they were defamed or that their privacy had been invaded," said John Sampas, Kerouac's executor.

Beat generation figures such as poet Allen Ginsberg, Neal Cassady and writer William S. Burroughs appear in the novel under their real names instead of their familiar pseudonyms of Carlo Marx, Dean Moriarty and Old Bull Lee.

Uncut edition of Kerouac's 'On The Road' issued 50 years later - Yahoo! News

Mena Suvari is ...I don't know

Here's Mena Suvari, in a crochet bikini and a crewcut, running around on a beach.

Does anyone remember when this chick was hot? I don't.




The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Karl Rove's Dead Gay Dad

Apparently Karl Rove's dad was not only gay, but into piercing. There may be pictures.

Boing Boing: Essay: "I'm the proud owner of Karl Rove’s father’s solid gold cock ring."

This is weird....

Kitten play. A girl pretending to be a kitten. It's probably more creepy than sexy.

No nudity, so I suppose it's safe for work.

Kim Kardashian's Butt in seqins

More pics of the famous butt.

Another underrated beauty

Julie Benz, who was Darla on Buffy and Angel. She's more of a MILF, though.

Sarah Chalke

I think her hotness is way underrated. She's absolutely gorgeous and it's like no one notices.

Gross: Amy Whinehouse's whale tail

I didn't need to see that.

YouTube - Big Boobs and You

YouTube - Big Boobs and You

Texas toast

Someone gave me a loaf of Colonial Texas Toast and I was wondering what it was.



Texas toast - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: "The Texas toast was first served at the Pig Stands on Calder Avenue in Beaumont, Texas[citation needed]. Royce Hailey requested that the bread from the Rainbo bakery be sliced thicker, but the bread came out too thick for the toaster, so a cook buttered both sides of the bread and placed it on the griddle to toast it medium brown."

Something I wrote for another site.

The fall of America: Signs of Americas decline - Homeland Security - Helium: "20 Billion dollars for an upgrade to air traffic control that would make all the planes run on time? Why, we can't do that, that's almost 6 more months in Iraq!"

Full Story.

Perez Hilton discovers Bear Force One

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton » Blog Archive » The Most Amazing Thing Ever! Big, burly, hairy gay men have formed a band....

Pregnant Nicole Richey pursued by zombies

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton » Blog Archive » Look At Them Boobies




Look at that guy behind her. I'm sure he's a zombie. He's not going to get a good meal out of those brains.

Danica Mckellar as Leia

That's right, fanboys, two fantasies at once. Winnie from The Wonder Years and Princess Leia.

Panty Trust

Panty Trust - Home


The Panty Trust verifies that chicks who sell panties on the internet actually wear them. There seem to be a lot of fakers in the industry.

100 Stoners under a parachute

About a hundred stoners are under a parachute, smoking it out. A cop comes up and they all run at once.

Patricia Heaton stole Homer's Donut!

Flava Flav loves him some porn

EXCLUSIVE! Flavor Flav Loves His Porn! He Gets Lifetime Supply Of XXX Films!

Flavor Flav can’t get enough porn! The star of VH1’s Flavor Of Love has graciously accepted a lifetime supply of porn from SugarDVD (NSFW), an online renter of XXX films, 24Sizzler.com has exclusively learned.

The rabblerousing rapper gushed today, “I want to give a shout out to SugarDVD (NSFW) and thank them for giving me a VIP card and the gift of a lifetime! I have to say, NO one has ever done that for your boy before.”

And needless to say, the ceo of SugarDVD (NSFW), Jax, is pleased with the latest acquisition: “Public Enemy was a leader in the hip-hop movement and continues to entertain and influence people around the world. We are proud to have the one and only Hypeman, Flavor Flav accept our exclusive VIP lifetime membership.”

The film most likely to land up in Flav’s hands, we bet? Hip Hop Honeys: Tasty Flavors. (NSFW)

Talking Dog Anti-drug commerical

This is pretty cool. I wish I had the kind of pot that makes you see talking dogs. Instead I just got the regular kind that makes you hungry.

Hayden Pantierre licking ass

Here is Hayden sticking her hands down the back of her pants and licking it.

I no longer want to have sex with her......That desire is just completly gone, now. Might lunch might go with it.

Mary Kate

Mary-Kate Olsen has turned into Stevie Nicks...

Helen Hunt, milf or not?

I can't decide....

Back in Black

I've been offline for a week because I moved. AT&T dsl was what I was using before but wasn't available in my new place. Apparently my new compound is too far out in the woods. But not too far for Comcast broadband. So I'm sucking up celeb pics at 8mbps or something like that. Got a burst of 22mbps earlier.

The new compound is a nice place. On top of a mountain. I've got a pool and a pond stocked with catfish, couple horses. Razorwire fence everywhere. All the cameras are networked and the whole place is covered with wifi so I can surf the web while setting in the field of marijuana plants.

Got a couple followers that might end up in the pig food, though. They threw beer cans on my salvia divinorum plants.