K-Fed's new cd

It's getting rave reviews. Here's one.

Amazon.com: Reviews for Playing With Fire: Music: Kevin Federline: "

My born-again friend said that this album is a sign of the end times. Here's the proof from an obscure religious text.

'And low, there will come an evil one of the end times.
And his merrymaking and vanity will be service in his songs.
He will praise his own name, walking not with the Lord
and be the consort of the many headed white trash Whore. "

Dana Delaney as a schoolgirl

Dana Delaney, from China Beach and Exit to Eden, here dressed as a catholic schoolgirl for Halloween. Check out the Milf cleavage in the second one.

This would have been hot, like, 15 years ago.

Still and all, she's better looking than anyone I've slept with recently.

What Myspace really needs

Myspace needs an enemies list. I mean, I can add bands or people or tvshows to my friends list and tell the world I like them. And that sort of defines me as a person. It gives other people a sense of who I am, and also gives me a place to sort of create myself.

So why doesn't it have an enemies list? What if I hate this band or that tv show, why can't I put them on my enemies list? That would give people a look at another side of me.

And I know a lot of people out there don't define themselves by what they like so much as what they don't like.

Anyway, here I am.

Angelina and the kids.

Here's Angelina Jolie and her brats... all these are from Pop Candy. I'm in love with Whitney Matheson.

Britney Drunk

Here's Britney Spears drunk. Sure, that looks like a Starbuck's cup in her hand, but it's really full of beer.

If you don't know

You should know about Hard Gay. He's a big star in Japan and possibly the gayest man in the world.

Naked Desperate Housewife

Marcia Cross from Desperate Houswives...no, not that one. Or that one. The one with red hair who's like the hot milf?

But I just have this thing for redheads. And Asian girls. Let me tell you, if I ever found an Asian redhead with big tits.....

but, anway.

Marcia Cross threw 200 naked pics of herself in the garbage and someone found them. Duh. Ever heard of a shredder or just matches?

Two hundred sexy snaps were reportedly discovered by a company hired to removed trash from redhead Cross' home in Los Angeles. The firm's owner is being represented by agent David Hans Schmidt, who plans to sell the pictures.

Schmidt tells the New York Daily News, "There are some pictures of her showering outside. She looks absolutely gorgeous. And yes, the carpet does match the curtains."

from the sfgate.

K-Fed Sucks

According to this article in the NYP.

KEVIN'S BAD RAP - New York Post Online Edition: Seven

No one is buying K-Fed tickets because his music sucks.

K-Fed said, "Fuck you bitches, anway. It was a joke. Yeah, the whole cd and concert was a joke. Yeah, America, you just got Punk'd! Popozao that, bitches!"

Ashton Kutcher's publcist said, "We have nothing to do with K-Fed and our lawyers will be talking to him about his misuse of a licensed trademark."

Check out the old dude looking at S-Jo's boobies.

Another slow news day, so here's Amy Lee

Jessica Alba having sex in the ocean

More at Celebrity Jpg.

K-Fed: 'If you want to hate me, cool, hate me' - CNN.com

K-Fed: 'If you want to hate me, cool, hate me' - CNN.com: "'If you want to hate me, cool, hate me,'

Hey, K-Fed...I hate you.


Federline, 28, says in an interview posted Thursday on People magazine's Web site. 'You know why? Because all it's going to do is help me.'"

Are you reading Nietzsche now? Can you even spell it? How about if I kick your white trash ass? Will that help?

Ok, I'm issuing a challenge. I want to fight K-Fed. That's right. I can walk the walk and talk the talk. I'll fight him. No boxing gloves, no holds barred, no rules, no weapons. It'll be blogger fight club. I'll whup his ass.

So if anyone knows K-Fed tell him about this. We'll set it up.

Borat's Top 10 Tips for Sexytime

Borat's Top 10 Tips for Sexytime MAXIM ONLINE

I like you? I like sex! Here I make my tops 10 checkings list for Americans mens on sexytime.

10. History of retardation in family: It important before make sexy time, to be sure there little or no historys of retardation in her family.

9. Yellow hairs: Everyones, even an Uzbeki, knows that woman has smaller brain than man. Some mens do not know, woman with yellow hairs has smallest brain of all.

8. Get vcr: sexy time womens love look on vcr with videotape cassette tape.

7. Is she shapeshifter? There is clever plastics surgeons in US and A look close on woman's head to checking she have not had remove of jew horns.

6. Erotic physique: If woman do have bosom that is not droop sufficient this can be remedy by attach rocks for 6 month. Miss Kazakhstan Karylgash Atmekova do this and now have beautiful pair that make dangle 1.3 metre.

5. Strong Physique. If you can carry a woman against her will for more than 5 mile she no good and will be too weak for pull plow in winter.

4. Make smell nice: Ladies like very much man who stench attractive. Ensure pungent chram by not wash at least 15 days before datings.

3. Moustache: Ladies like very much big moustache. I wishing mine was more—I was tease about it at school—it did not grow until I was 8 year old.

2. Use Protection: Do not make a sexytime without precaution against disease. A jar of gypsy tears worn around neck will prevent from infect by Herpes and Gonnoreas.

1. Prostitution: Check if woman have ever be a prostitute. It can obvious bring great shame to your family if she have not.

Heidi Klum

Look closely at the clothes she's wearing. Notice anything?

Just for the hell of it....

Amy Lee Cleavage pics. I actually hate the music, it's melodramatic treacle, but she's hot.

Fox still sucks

Fox thinks Americans are so dumb that they won't get the Borat movie, so they're cutting the number of screens.

Fox has a history of stupid moves. Let's recap a few, shall we? They cancelled Family Guy, Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Arrested Development...the list goes on and on. Not to mention the dumbass Fox News channel.

Fox, why do you hate America?


FOX - NO JOKE: BORAT IS MAKE UNGLORIOUS SLASH

In other Borat news the Kazakh ambassador to Britain laughed his head off at the movie. Especially the part when "an American government official agrees to eat cheese at the beginning of an interview because it is a “Kazakh tradition”, only to be told that it has been made from human milk. “My wife make this cheese,” Borat informs the official, who chews enthusiastically until Borat adds: “She make it from milk from her tit.”"

Now that's comedy. More here.

Playboy Girls of 1958

This is what real women are supposed to look like. Soft and with curves. I love these vintage pics. To get more stuff like this visit RetroRaunch (nsfw).

Mary-Kate is a bag lady

What the hell is going on with the Olsen twins? They used to be cute. From ninjadude.

A superhero, soap opera crossover?

Say hello to the new Marvel superheroine. Her name is Harley Davidson Cooper...and that's not her super hero name, that's her secret identity. She's going to be appearing on The Guiding Light.

The story focuses on mild mannered and harried Harley Davidson Cooper played by Beth Ehlers. Zapped by an electrical current, Cooper finds herself imbued with the powers of a superhero. How will her new powers affect her life as a cop, a mother and a wife?

Oh, however will she adjust to having eyes like Marilyn Manson? Maybe she should just consider herself lucky that she didn't die like most people who are zapped by an electrical current? With video.

Revenge of the Underboob

It's not safe to go to the magazine rack.