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Friday, September 22, 2006

I'm getting hate mail because of what I said about Paris Hilton.


Hey, look, I'm getting hate mail because of my opinions on Paris Hilton, of all things.

"King Enkil
to me
4:18 pm (2½ hours ago)

You don't know what you're talking about. In fact, you know nothing about Paris Hilton, you pretend you do.

First of all, you piece of shit, Paris Hilton has MILLIONS of fans world wide. All her products have been so far successful. Do you want me to name all her succuessful products? She has a best seller book. A recent new music album that sold more than 300 000 copies worldwide. One of her perfum made millions of dollars (I'm guessing more than 100 Million) and it was one of her most successful product ever. And I can go on!

So stop saying that no one buys her product!

Paris DOES DO SOMETHING TO KEEP HER FAME UP unlike Tiara and Lohan and other celebrity junkies. She doesn't just hang around and suck all her parent's money like most heirs and heiresses do.

The fact is, you stupid hater, that she makes MILLIONS of dollars every year.

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DON'T PRETEND YOU KNOW PARIS HILTON. SHE'S A LOT MORE SMARTER THAN YOU THINK, AND NO SHE'S NOT THE STUPID SPOILED KID YOU WANT HER TO BE, you piece of filth!'
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me
to King
4:19 pm (2½ hours ago)
Paris, is that you?

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King Enkil to me
LISTEN TO ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I'M PARIS OR NOT. I'M NOT DEFENDING HER JUST BECAUSE I FIND HER KEWL OR I'M A FAN.

I'M DEFENDING HER BECAUSE WHAT I TOLD YOU ARE FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!1 OK?? DO YOU HEAR ME? OR YOU CAN'T FACE THEM??

YOU CAN'T EVEN PROVE YOUR STATMENT. SO YOU BETTER COME UP WITH A FACT! INSTEAD OF SENDING ME THE LITTLE BULLSHIT "Paris, is that you?" EMAIL.

STAND UP AND PROVE YOUR COMMENTS NOW! OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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King Enkil to me,

I AM WAITING, YOU ASSHOLE. I AM WAITING FOR YOUR FACTS!

She doesn't actually do anything

PROVE IT!

No one actually buys her cds or perfume or any of the other stuff she's tried to sell.

PROVE IT!
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Me to King Enkil

You're a dumbass with a hardon for a skanky ho with herpes.

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King Enkil to me,

ANOTHER BULLSHIT AND INCOMPETENT EMAIL?

WHAT'S THE MATTER YOU SCUMBAG, CAN'T STAND UP FOR YOUR COMMENTS? HUH?

LOSERRRRRRRRR
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Me to King Enkil

This isn't the debate team, sparky. I don't have to play by your rules, although I could prove it if I wanted. Like the abysmal sales of her cd. Did you buy it? I bet you didn't.

But I bet you did buy the "One Night in Paris" dvd and you watch it everynight and jerk off into a sock while dreaming of Paris's stinky pussy.

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King Enkil to me,

LOL YOU LOSER. THAT'S ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH?

YES I DID BUY HER CD. I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE IT WAS A QUALITY CD AND I LIKE ALL HER SONGS AND I DON'T JUDGE HER BY HER NAME, MONEY OR BEAUTY YOU ASSHOLE.

NOW ON GO!! MENTION THAT HER PARFUM SOLD LIKE CRAZY. MENTION THAT HER BOOK IS A BEST SELLER THAT HIP TOP 10. MENTION THAT HER ALBUM HIT TOP 10 ALSO ON BILLBOARD AND WORLD CHART.

MENTION EVERY SUCCESSFUL PRODUCT SHE HAS SOLD. GO ON!! I'M WAITING

OR SHOW ME THE FACTS!!!

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Me to King Enkil,

The facts never persuaded anyone.

I called her a stanky ho with herpes. Can you prove that she isnt'?

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King Enkil to me,

YOU HAVE TO PROVE HER STATMENT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OR ELSE THEY'RE MEANINGLESS AND YOU BECAUSE A RETARDED LOSER HAHA!

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King Enkil to me,

HAH! YOU ARE OFFICIAL A STUPID LOSER! HAHA YOU'RE GAME IS OVER. AND NOW YOU ARE NOW A COWARD. I'LL LET THE WORLD NOW.

DEAR, LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT.

THE HERPES BULLSHIT WAS A RUMOUR. TELL ME SOMETHING. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE RETARDS WHO BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING YOU READ IN CELEBRITY ARTICLES?

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Me to King Enkil,
What game? We weren't playing any game? What drugs are you on? I never agreed to play your little reindeer games.

And the herpes is real. I know a guy that fucked her and got it from her

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King Enkil to me,
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP SPREADING FALSE FACTS IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE THEM.
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King Enkil to me,
LOL, ASSHOLE.

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PARIS. YOU PRETEND YOU DO. BUT YOU REALLY DON'T. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NUMBER OF MEN SHE HAS SLEPT WITH.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA SO PLEASE THE GAME IS OVER YOU CAN'T PROVE YOUR FACTS, SO WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO CHANGE MY MIND. YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.
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Me to King Enkil,

I'm not trying to change your mind. I'm just pushing your buttons to see what you'll do to kill some time while I'm at work.

I like fucking with people like you to see what you'll do.

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King Enkil to me,

WOW. WHAT A SHAMELESS LIFE YOU HAVE. AND YOU WILL DIE WITH A UGLY HEART AND WILL BURN IN HELL FOR LYING, AND FOR BEING A COWARD OF COURSE.
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Me to King Enkil,
Whatever, bored now.

You are very petty minded to only think in terms of losers and winners.

When we all know your worth as a person isn't based on how well you can debate (not very well in your case) but on how much money you have.
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At that point I got bored and stopped reading his emails.

4 comments:

Greycat said...

No one is really THAT stupid are they?

Wayne Nix said...

Yes, and he's still telling me how much people are going to be on his side and how smart he is.

And he says he's posted the conversation to other sites so they'll support him.

I'm just playing this whole thing for maximum drama.

Enjoy the Silence said...

hi-larious. that's all I can say. it's kind of sad that you have to put up with such idiocy, but good job staying in the "game".

Anonymous said...

Apparently HE is Paris' only fan. I hate her.