Here she is showing up at the damned OPERA (do I capitalize opera? I feel like it should be in all caps, and bold, but not just plain text) Not just any premeire or cell phone kickoff party, she's going to something that's, like, historical and artistic. How fancy. How foofaral. She's better than the other celebrities.
Meanwhile her dad admitted that he has hep c.
It seems to be the cool disease these days. He probably got it from Pamela Anderson. Or maybe it was Tommy Lee. Whatever, oh those whacky celebrities.
Did you know this happens every year, I mean, the Opera? It's like an event. Other people showed up, too. Is it just a slow news day or what? Here's David Bowie at the damned thing. He must not have to be up early in the morning.
Although I do have to question what kind of showbiz Opera is when you have the opening on Monday night? Don't people in New York have to get up and go to work in the morning? And you're telling me that rich, snotty people don't want to watch Monday Night Football?
I keep hearing people who love opera complain that no one wants to go anymore. Did you ever think that maybe that's why? Your season kickoff should be on Friday night, or a holiday or something.
But while all the smart celebrities were at the OpErA ™ ® Paris Hilton was in Germany dressed up as a naughty Fraulein. Naw, Paris doesn't have a drinking problem. It's just a coincedence that it's Oktoberfest.
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