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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Miss USA, still a drunken slut


So Tara Conner was given a second chance. But the Terminator (get it? huh? huh? Sara Conner, Tara Conner, Donald Trump, he fires people...terminates them? Geez, my genius is so wasted with you people)...but anyway, she'll probably be fired.


Here's what she said about the rehab program that they told her to take,
"Anytime anyone gives you free anything, like therapy or rehab, you take it."

Hey, Tara, I'm having a contest, free jello shots if you show your tits, what do you say?

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