One of the many, many Baldwin brothers has been issued an arrest warrant for failing to appear in court.
Of course, in a perfect world, all Baldwins would be interred in special camps where they can be retrained to be useful members of society. They would be punished for what they call "acting" and rewarded when they did something useful, like learning to work the fry computer at McDonald's.
Arrest warrant issued for Daniel Baldwin - Yahoo! News