Link.
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Paris Hilton's phone number leaked.
Apparently Paris Hilton's personal number has leaked. (415) 690-5482
I'm calling it. Here goes.
All I got was a message. I told her to call me back. I said she could say anything she wanted and I would publish it and not slant it.
I can be fair.
Of course if she doesn't call back I'm going to totally run her through the mud...not that I don't already.
But if she calls me then we could be BFF!
I'm calling it. Here goes.
All I got was a message. I told her to call me back. I said she could say anything she wanted and I would publish it and not slant it.
I can be fair.
Of course if she doesn't call back I'm going to totally run her through the mud...not that I don't already.
But if she calls me then we could be BFF!
Thursday, December 28, 2006
More Miss Nevada pics
Apparently this isn't the first time. This one was taken in 2004 and has been on the web since then.
All the men Lindsay Lohan dated this year
Here are some highlights.
- Lohan linked to John Lennon`s son Sean after the pair was spotted out several nights in a row together.
- Lindsay vows to hit on Nick Lachey in order to anger his ex-wife, Jessica Simpson.
- Lindsay seen with Keanu Reeves at an LA hotspot.
A Real Genius sequel?
No mockery here, I loved Real Genius. Val Kilmer is talking about making a sequel.
Let's think about this. Let's just take a step back...No, no, take a step forward. Now take a step back. And take a step forward, and now we're cha-cha'ing!
All true geeks are in love with Jordan.
Even Britney's biggest fans are dropping her
Britney Spears’s number one fan site, WorldofBritney.com, decided to toss Britney aside because of their waning desire to follow her public debacles. Given her recent extremely public divorce, several upskirt pics, and rumors of a sex tape, World of Britney has finally decided to throw in the towel. According to the fansite, the founder said,
As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is WoB. We’re moving on to greater, bigger things. I would therefore like to announce the permanent shut down of World of Britney.com beginning January 31st, 2007.
She really should have taken all that money Hugh Hefner offered her to appear in Playboy. At this point I think Hugh is offering a 6-pack of PBR and a sandwich.
As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is WoB. We’re moving on to greater, bigger things. I would therefore like to announce the permanent shut down of World of Britney.com beginning January 31st, 2007.
She really should have taken all that money Hugh Hefner offered her to appear in Playboy. At this point I think Hugh is offering a 6-pack of PBR and a sandwich.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Courtney Cox gets a ticket.
She's so laid back. Paris Hilton would have slapped the cop and called him a bitch. Mel Gibson would have called him sugar tits.
Tara Reid's fat, cottage cheese, ass
You know, Tara, I consider you a friend and all. Why don't you come over and we'll have drinks.
But I have to tell you, if you let your hair grow longer it will cover up that disaster of an ass you have.
Jenna Jameson has a million friends
"Myspace is amazing!" Jameson exclaimed in a press release. "It is a great way to promote new projects and my appearances to fans, plus I have been able to keep up with my own friends online. I admit I am a bit addicted to Myspace!"
Just goes to prove that in America, every little slut can grow up to be a superstar.
I hope she runs for president. Full story, nsfw.
WOW Report wants to rip off Paris Hilton's arm.
So Paris is in Maui with her hulking friend Brandon Davis, who looks ill. Is it wrong of us during this delightful holiday season to want to rip that damn cellphone off of Paris' ear and shove it up her ass, along with the arm holding it?
From Kiana.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Rob Zombie remaking Halloween
Rob Zombie was also asked if Michael's appearance, style of killing, and movements will be the same as in the 1978 original Halloween film. Zombie said that some original elements are likely to return, but fresh ones will also appear. It has been stated that it would be pointless in bringing some character elements as seen in the other eight installments. The basic storyline will be very similar to the original while some elements will be expanded upon or quite different from the original film. link
Pat Boone's Penis
You know how Pat Boone is always saying the world is horribly sinful and going to hell in a bucket?
Well, here's a pic of him with his penis in a box. Not safe for work.
Well, here's a pic of him with his penis in a box. Not safe for work.
Michelle Tractenberg is a Ho Ho Ho
Michelle Trachtenberg has a big crush on Hugh Laurie from House (who is very gay, or English, or both, who can tell?) So in a scene on the show where he had to examine her she left him a note between her legs that said, "I (heart) U".
There's also a clip from Black Christmas of her getting killed.
She's a very naughty young woman.
There's also a clip from Black Christmas of her getting killed.
She's a very naughty young woman.
Monday, December 25, 2006
Puffy loves him that dog fur
NEW YORK - Macy's has pulled from its shelves and its Web site two styles of Sean John hooded jackets, originally advertised as featuring faux fur, after an investigation by the nation's largest animal protection organization concluded that the garments were actually made from a certain species of dog called "raccoon dog."
If Nelson Munce were here, he'd say, "Hah, Hah!" All you people who think you're cool, you're really wearing dog fur. At least you're lucky it wasn't rat fur.
Here's a pic of them. They are canines, technically. But they're related to foxes.
RIP James Brown
ATLANTA (Reuters) - Singer
James Brown, the self-proclaimed "Godfather of Soul," who billed himself as the hardest working man in show business, has died at age 73, CNN reported on Monday.
Brown had been admitted to Emory Crawford Long Hospital in Atlanta over the weekend for treatment of severe pneumonia, his agent, Frank Copsidas, told CNN.
James Brown, the self-proclaimed "Godfather of Soul," who billed himself as the hardest working man in show business, has died at age 73, CNN reported on Monday.
Brown had been admitted to Emory Crawford Long Hospital in Atlanta over the weekend for treatment of severe pneumonia, his agent, Frank Copsidas, told CNN.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Michelle Trachtenberg on TRL
If you zoom in on the last pic you can see a little mustache. She needs to have that waxed.
Ex-Cop makes dvd showing you how to never get busted
The Fourth Amendment.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
RIP Lionel
Mike Evans, who created Good Times and appeared in such tv series as All in the Family, and Walker, Texas Ranger, has died.
On The Jeffersons, an All in the Family spinoff that debuted in 1975, Evans was initially a series regular, Lionel's even-keeled nature required to contrast with the volcanic nature of his "honky"-spouting father, George Jefferson.
Evans left The Jeffersons after its first season, just as Good Times was embarking on its third.
Good Times, co-created by Evans and Eric Monte, was an All in the Family spinoff, one generation removed. It focused on Florence Evans, the former maid on direct All in the Family descendant Maude, her family, their housing-project digs in Chicago and
Jimmie Walker's "Dyn-o-mite" catchphrase.
He was only 57 and died of throat cancer. Damn cigarettes. We'll miss you Lionel.
Kevin Smith will be in the new Die Hard movie
Here's what he said on his myspace blog.
So last week, after I wrapped the "Manchild" pilot (which went phenomenally), the very next morning, I reported to work on a flick that'd reveal a heretofore unrealized dream I'd unwittingly harbored since I first watched David Addison limbo in the Moonlighting Detective Agency offices, twenty years prior...
For five days, I acted opposite Bruce Willis in this summer's "Live Free or Die Hard"
So last week, after I wrapped the "Manchild" pilot (which went phenomenally), the very next morning, I reported to work on a flick that'd reveal a heretofore unrealized dream I'd unwittingly harbored since I first watched David Addison limbo in the Moonlighting Detective Agency offices, twenty years prior...
For five days, I acted opposite Bruce Willis in this summer's "Live Free or Die Hard"
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Hillary Duff is a Barbie Doll
LOS ANGELES -
Hilary Duff is a real doll. A real Barbie doll. Duff is the latest Hollywood star to take on 12-inch proportions as the world's most popular fashion doll. She joins other famous (doll) faces such as
Reese Witherspoon,
Beyonce Knowles and Lucille Ball.
The Red Carpet Glam Hilary Duff Doll, which shows the 19-year-old's likeness in a polka-dot dress with a red satin sash, hits stores this month.
Buffy and the Turtles
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be making a new cgi movie.
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Kevin Smith will be doing voice parts. Patrick Stewart will be doing the voice of a villain.
Full Story.
Miss Nevada Stripped Naked...
of her title... But also there are apparently pics of her topless, kissing another chick, out there on the net, somewhere.
Update: Found them, although heavily edited. More here. Here are the unedited pics.
"Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007," said Paula M. Shugart, president of the
Miss Universe Organization, which owns the
Miss USA pageant and others.
Rees' dismissal comes two days after Miss USA Tara Conner was allowed to keep her tiara when she admitted underage drinking at New York bars and agreed to go into rehab and undergo drug testing.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
MADD mad about something
Even the Mad Mothers are hating on USA...this time on Miss Teen USA.
LOS ANGELES - Mothers Against Drunk Driving said Wednesday it was severing ties with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair because it was "disappointed" by news reports that she had partied with Miss USA Tara Conner.
Miss USA, still a drunken slut
So Tara Conner was given a second chance. But the Terminator (get it? huh? huh? Sara Conner, Tara Conner, Donald Trump, he fires people...terminates them? Geez, my genius is so wasted with you people)...but anyway, she'll probably be fired.
Here's what she said about the rehab program that they told her to take,
"Anytime anyone gives you free anything, like therapy or rehab, you take it."
Hey, Tara, I'm having a contest, free jello shots if you show your tits, what do you say?
The FBI are big liars
For years the FBI said they couldn't release all of John Lennon's file because they were afraid of "military retaliation" against the United States. But it turns out they were just kidding.
Oooh, Imagine all the people, knowing the FBI is full of morons.
Full story.
"Today we can see that the national security claims the FBI has been making for 25 years were absurd from the beginning. The Lennon FBI file is a classic case of excessive government secrecy," Wiener said in a statement.
The released documents include one that states Lennon "encouraged the belief that he holds revolutionary views ... by the content of some of his songs."
Oooh, Imagine all the people, knowing the FBI is full of morons.
Full story.
Eminem and Kim divorce again
Surprise surprise! The split up again.
Eminem and Kim divorce again - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
Eminem and Kim divorce again - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
Scarlett in red
You can tell several things about S-Jo from these pics.
One, she's very, very stoned.
Two, she's not wearing a bra, she's got some sort of flying butress made by the same people that put up Notre Dame cathedral to hold up them boobies.
The people who design her dresses could put up those statues at Easter Island.
Best blowjobs in Britain
TV property guru Kirsty Alsopp once appeared
on Pebble Mill with Heather Mills. They caught
the same train from London to Birmingham for
the show. Not recognising Heather, Kirsty
politely asked Mucca what she did.
Heather's reply? "I give the best blow
jobs in Britain".
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Coming to London from LA in 2007 - strawberry
cocaine. Lindsay, Paris, Brandon and all the
trashiest Sunset Strip club kids prefer to cut
their gak with strawberry flavoured nesquik
milkshake these days as they find the neat
coke to be too harsh. (Particularly for
breakfast.)
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on Pebble Mill with Heather Mills. They caught
the same train from London to Birmingham for
the show. Not recognising Heather, Kirsty
politely asked Mucca what she did.
Heather's reply? "I give the best blow
jobs in Britain".
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Coming to London from LA in 2007 - strawberry
cocaine. Lindsay, Paris, Brandon and all the
trashiest Sunset Strip club kids prefer to cut
their gak with strawberry flavoured nesquik
milkshake these days as they find the neat
coke to be too harsh. (Particularly for
breakfast.)
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Scarlett Johansson has a face made for luggage
She's been chosen as the new face of Louis Vuitton. They seem to think that's a compliment.
Scarlett for Vuitton - 20 Dec 2006 - Lifestyle: "Marc Jacobs, Vuitton's artistic director, said Johansson was 'young and fresh and slightly coquettish, with gorgeous skin and a figure made to wear bustier dresses and gold-heeled shoes'."
Scarlett for Vuitton - 20 Dec 2006 - Lifestyle: "Marc Jacobs, Vuitton's artistic director, said Johansson was 'young and fresh and slightly coquettish, with gorgeous skin and a figure made to wear bustier dresses and gold-heeled shoes'."
Britney is a lightweight
She needs an intervention or something. Firs she gets booed out of a Laker game, then gets drunk on champagne and coca cola. Who drinks that? It's like a drink a 12 year old would come up with.
After that she jumps up on stage at a club and unzips her bra. The manager then makes her get down. Twice. Apparently no one wanted to see her stuff.
And this from the woman who thought she was too good to be in playboy for 6 million dollars.
Celebrity Week - Where Hollywood Meets the Las Vegas Strip - Britney Thrown Off Stage...Twice:
After that she jumps up on stage at a club and unzips her bra. The manager then makes her get down. Twice. Apparently no one wanted to see her stuff.
And this from the woman who thought she was too good to be in playboy for 6 million dollars.
Celebrity Week - Where Hollywood Meets the Las Vegas Strip - Britney Thrown Off Stage...Twice:
Swayze Fever
Patrick Swayze's Road House is the all-time top-grossing movie in Iceland.
So they like Bjork and Swayze. I just don't get it.
So they like Bjork and Swayze. I just don't get it.
Monday, December 18, 2006
How many times do I have to say it?
Hollywood is out of ideas. It's like every damn day I see something else that proves to me that no one in the movie biz has a fucking clue.
Here's the latest. Underdog, the movie.
You'll believe a dog can fly. If you're really, really stupid. There's not enough pot in the world to make me actually give a damn about this movie.
The Cardigans
The Cardigans have a new cd out. I meant to say something about it a month ago. But I forgot. Hey, I'm being sued, I've got shit on my mind. I forgot I even downloaded this until now.
But it's really good. At least if you're depressed and bitter, like me. If you're looking for another Lovefool this ain't it. If you're getting old and hate the world, but in a sort of abstract, vague, way, this is the cd for you.
It's got some great song titles, like "I need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer." Which sounds like something I'd say. Except I've got a script for Xanax, so fuck the wine. But it's a great cd to listen to if you're pissed off, but not quiet pissed off enough to bring out the death metal. Or if you're depressed, but not quiet enough to breakout Disintegration by the Cure.
Also, I've listened to those cd's so many times...I think I've bought 3 copies of Disintegration. Because people keep stealing them.
But it's really good. At least if you're depressed and bitter, like me. If you're looking for another Lovefool this ain't it. If you're getting old and hate the world, but in a sort of abstract, vague, way, this is the cd for you.
It's got some great song titles, like "I need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer." Which sounds like something I'd say. Except I've got a script for Xanax, so fuck the wine. But it's a great cd to listen to if you're pissed off, but not quiet pissed off enough to bring out the death metal. Or if you're depressed, but not quiet enough to breakout Disintegration by the Cure.
Also, I've listened to those cd's so many times...I think I've bought 3 copies of Disintegration. Because people keep stealing them.
BeeGee's carreer is officialy over
Barry Gibb is recording a country album.
He also lives in Johnny Cash's former home in Tennessee.
"I am a country artist, always have been a country artist, and this is my chance to get some self-expression out because the group is no longer the group," he said. The Bee Gees disbanded after the 2003 death of his brother, Maurice.
"Well, except for that whole disco thing." The dork said, "but I don't remember much of that because of the drugs. Hey, mate, got any gack?"
Barry Gibb plans country record in Tenn. - Yahoo! News
He also lives in Johnny Cash's former home in Tennessee.
"I am a country artist, always have been a country artist, and this is my chance to get some self-expression out because the group is no longer the group," he said. The Bee Gees disbanded after the 2003 death of his brother, Maurice.
"Well, except for that whole disco thing." The dork said, "but I don't remember much of that because of the drugs. Hey, mate, got any gack?"
Barry Gibb plans country record in Tenn. - Yahoo! News
Victoria's Secret fashion show from Nov. 06
With Stacy Keibler,Gisele Bundchen, Alessandra Ambrosia, other models I don't know, those creepy old women who are really into fashion, lots of feathers....
From Fashion TV.
Friday, December 15, 2006
Paris Hilton can't write
The myspace entry where Paris defended Britney? It was a hoax.
Hoaxer, not Hilton, wrote Britney defense posting - Yahoo! News: "Did she write that piece? No, she did not,' Mintz said. 'I have no idea who did.'
'There are dozens and dozens of people that use the Web, that write things and post pictures and identify themselves as Paris. There are at least 80 of them. The Web is a bit like the Wild West -- somewhat uncontrollable,' he told Reuters."
we shud ov non coz it wuz nt roted lik dis. it be uze gud nglh n sizht.
Hoaxer, not Hilton, wrote Britney defense posting - Yahoo! News: "Did she write that piece? No, she did not,' Mintz said. 'I have no idea who did.'
'There are dozens and dozens of people that use the Web, that write things and post pictures and identify themselves as Paris. There are at least 80 of them. The Web is a bit like the Wild West -- somewhat uncontrollable,' he told Reuters."
we shud ov non coz it wuz nt roted lik dis. it be uze gud nglh n sizht.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Oh, god no!
Do we really need a cartoon version of this guy? Why couldn't it be Ron White?
Larry The Cable Guy To Star In Animated Series - Starpulse News Blog
Larry The Cable Guy To Star In Animated Series - Starpulse News Blog
Mariah Carey Naked in the snow
She needs to have pictures made.
The Sun Online - Bizarre online: Carey's merry naked Christmas: "The ditzy diva says she loves nothing more than stripping off and rolling around in the snow on December 25.
And she claims it’s all part of the festive traditions in Aspen in the States.
“I like to get out of the hot tub and roll in the snow,” she told Aspen magazine.
“Somebody told me that it was a tradition in Aspen, but maybe they were lying to me.”"
The Sun Online - Bizarre online: Carey's merry naked Christmas: "The ditzy diva says she loves nothing more than stripping off and rolling around in the snow on December 25.
And she claims it’s all part of the festive traditions in Aspen in the States.
“I like to get out of the hot tub and roll in the snow,” she told Aspen magazine.
“Somebody told me that it was a tradition in Aspen, but maybe they were lying to me.”"
Miss USA is a drunken slut
Miss USA's 'personal issues' scrutinized - Yahoo! News: "Pageant officials and Donald Trump, who co-owns the
Miss Universe Organization with NBC, would not say what Kentucky native Tara Conner, 20, had done to prompt the serious evaluation.
'I can't really talk about it now,' Trump said. 'But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that.'"
I think she got drunk and flashed her tits.
Miss Universe Organization with NBC, would not say what Kentucky native Tara Conner, 20, had done to prompt the serious evaluation.
'I can't really talk about it now,' Trump said. 'But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that.'"
I think she got drunk and flashed her tits.
Have a very Popbitch Xmas
"Xmas Test"
Prince Charles is a huge fan of Borat. William
and Harry set up a private screening of the
movie for him and he loved it, saying he
"couldn’t believe the Americans even
understood why it was funny”.
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Old rockers never die. They just make
Christmas albums. This year Billy Idol goes
head-to-head with Rainbow's Richie Blackmore:
40 years ago, Blackmore founded Deep Purple
and gave us that rift from Smoke On The Water.
30 years ago, Idol was in seminal punk bands
Chelsea and Generation X.
Now Richie has released Blackmore's Night, a
selection of Christmas carols sung by the
pneumatic new Mrs Blackmore, Candice Night,
and featuring Richie on the lute.
Billy Idol releases Happy Holidays, a selection
of classics sung in a sub-Elvis blues drawl,
like Frosty the Snowman and Jingle Bell Rock.
Blackmore's Night is Scientific Computing
magazine's top gift tip for Xmas.
Prince Charles is a huge fan of Borat. William
and Harry set up a private screening of the
movie for him and he loved it, saying he
"couldn’t believe the Americans even
understood why it was funny”.
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Old rockers never die. They just make
Christmas albums. This year Billy Idol goes
head-to-head with Rainbow's Richie Blackmore:
40 years ago, Blackmore founded Deep Purple
and gave us that rift from Smoke On The Water.
30 years ago, Idol was in seminal punk bands
Chelsea and Generation X.
Now Richie has released Blackmore's Night, a
selection of Christmas carols sung by the
pneumatic new Mrs Blackmore, Candice Night,
and featuring Richie on the lute.
Billy Idol releases Happy Holidays, a selection
of classics sung in a sub-Elvis blues drawl,
like Frosty the Snowman and Jingle Bell Rock.
Blackmore's Night is Scientific Computing
magazine's top gift tip for Xmas.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Cameron Diaz a lesbian?
HotRag.net: News Update: "She told gay mag The advocate, 'I love women. I think they're amazing and beautiful.'
And she loves to stare at Pamela Anderson, says that the baywatch star was her first major girl-crush and.. because she's 'as hot as ever'."
Sure, Pam's hot, if you don't mind getting the Hepatitis all over you.
And she loves to stare at Pamela Anderson, says that the baywatch star was her first major girl-crush and.. because she's 'as hot as ever'."
Sure, Pam's hot, if you don't mind getting the Hepatitis all over you.
S-Jo says no one ogled her when she was naked
Scarlett Johansson's naked surprise: "Scarlett told Esquire magazine: 'We were going to be wearing thongs but the stylist snipped them off. Here we are, Keira and I, and we're totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry computer. Everyone was busy working. But I guess it's better than if they were all looking at me. It was surprisingly comfortable.' "
I know I would have been in the corner, whacking off.
She also said she would like to be naked in a movie one day.
I know I would have been in the corner, whacking off.
She also said she would like to be naked in a movie one day.
Dixie Chicks split up
The other chicks are a bunch of wusses and don't like it that Natalie, the cute slutty one, hates the Prez.
National Enquirer: "The controversial country superstars have secretly decided to split up after the Grammy Awards - because Emily Robison and Martie Maguire no longer want to share the nest with outspoken Natalie Maines, say sources.
'The Chicks are tired and wrung out,' said a group insider. 'They feel they've come to the end, and they want a break from each other to spend more time with their families.'
"
National Enquirer: "The controversial country superstars have secretly decided to split up after the Grammy Awards - because Emily Robison and Martie Maguire no longer want to share the nest with outspoken Natalie Maines, say sources.
'The Chicks are tired and wrung out,' said a group insider. 'They feel they've come to the end, and they want a break from each other to spend more time with their families.'
"
Polly Shore a big liar
The Weasel faked the whole thing.
Man he's desperate for attention.
Cops Say Pauly Shore Video a Fake! - TMZ.com: "The Odessa, Texas Police Department claims that an officer 'had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.'"
Man he's desperate for attention.
Cops Say Pauly Shore Video a Fake! - TMZ.com: "The Odessa, Texas Police Department claims that an officer 'had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.'"
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Oh Crap
Hanson is back together.
Celebrity Daily: New Hanson Music Video: "Here are some preview pictures from the new Hanson music video, it will be the single for their new album entitled 'The Walk'. The song is called 'go', Taylor does not sing in it."
What do George Bush and Jessica Simpson have in common?
That's right! They are both dumb as dirt.
They both have to have a speaker in their ear to tell them what to say.
Paris defends Britney's ‘partying ethics’ - Gossip: The Scoop - MSNBC.com: "A source on the Shreveport, Louisiana set of “Blonde Ambition” tells Star that Simpson is having trouble with her script lines. “After the seventh take on one shot, the director hid a microphone in her ear so a crew member could feed her lines,” a source told the tab. “Everyone was embarrassed for her, but she laughed it off, saying ‘I’m sorry, everyone. I’m sorry.”"
They both have to have a speaker in their ear to tell them what to say.
Paris defends Britney's ‘partying ethics’ - Gossip: The Scoop - MSNBC.com: "A source on the Shreveport, Louisiana set of “Blonde Ambition” tells Star that Simpson is having trouble with her script lines. “After the seventh take on one shot, the director hid a microphone in her ear so a crew member could feed her lines,” a source told the tab. “Everyone was embarrassed for her, but she laughed it off, saying ‘I’m sorry, everyone. I’m sorry.”"
Ching Chong, Rosie's a Dong
Outrage Grows Over Rosie O'Donnell's Asian Joke | Rosie O'Donnell : People.com: "O'Donnell said: 'The fact is that it's news all over the world. That you know, you can imagine in China it's like: 'Ching chong. Danny DeVito, ching chong, chong, chong, chong. Drunk. The View. Ching chong.' '
O'Donnell wrote on her Web site on Friday, 'It was not my intent to mock.' On Sunday, she called the bit 'comedy' and wrote, 'I do many accents and probably will continue to. My mom in law impression offends some southerners. What can u do? I come in peace.' "
Yeah, that's what the aliens always say before they eat the planet.
O'Donnell wrote on her Web site on Friday, 'It was not my intent to mock.' On Sunday, she called the bit 'comedy' and wrote, 'I do many accents and probably will continue to. My mom in law impression offends some southerners. What can u do? I come in peace.' "
Yeah, that's what the aliens always say before they eat the planet.
Pauly Shore knocked out
This made my day. He needs to get his ass kicked more often.
What's the cowboy's name? I want to send him a thank you card.
What's the cowboy's name? I want to send him a thank you card.
Monday, December 11, 2006
Nicole Richey arrested for dui
www.popculturepundit.blogspot.com: "Nicole Richie was arrested for a DUI early this morning when she was spotted driving her SUV the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank."
Now her, Lindsay Lohan and Paris can form their own AA group.
Now her, Lindsay Lohan and Paris can form their own AA group.
Sharon Osbourne sends poop to her enemies
It's official, the Brits are never allowed to say anything bad about American manners ever again. Sharon Stone ruined it for all y'all.
Sharon Osbourne Sends "Interesting" Packages To Her Enemies - Starpulse News Blog: "She says, 'The last turd? Three... no, four years ago, when the first review came out of The Osbournes. The journalist said something about my kids being fat and how unappealing that was. I said, 'I heard you've got an eating disorder. Eat this.''"
Sharon Osbourne Sends "Interesting" Packages To Her Enemies - Starpulse News Blog: "She says, 'The last turd? Three... no, four years ago, when the first review came out of The Osbournes. The journalist said something about my kids being fat and how unappealing that was. I said, 'I heard you've got an eating disorder. Eat this.''"
Jessica Biel has a butt that's hard to believe.
That booty just ain't natural. Do they even make butt implants?
Jessica stole the butt off a black girl from a music video.
LIndsay Lohan pregnant?
Let's hope not. But there is this picture. Maybe she's pregnant, maybe she's just got a horrible fashion sense.
I swore I'd leave Lindsay alone, because I think she's mentally ill and it's not nice to make fun of crazy people.
But, dammit, she keeps doing crazy things and I just have to say something about it.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Struthers Crazy
Struthers 'crazy' over role in TV movie - Yahoo! News: "LOS ANGELES -
Sally Struthers felt like she'd won an award when she was offered a role in a new cable television movie about small-town values. 'I went crazy,' she said, citing family values, love and the struggle between good and evil as her favorite themes."
And twinkies. Her favorite themes are good, evil, and twinkies, not necessarily in that order.
Sally Struthers felt like she'd won an award when she was offered a role in a new cable television movie about small-town values. 'I went crazy,' she said, citing family values, love and the struggle between good and evil as her favorite themes."
And twinkies. Her favorite themes are good, evil, and twinkies, not necessarily in that order.
Nick to "cut back on acting"
Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting - Yahoo! News: "NASSAU, Bahamas - After more than 55 films,
Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting to pursue other interests, such as helping develop independent cinema in his new home of the Bahamas."
God, I'd hate to see what his movies will be like now that he isn't going to be acting in them. Will he just show up on the screen, makes some phone calls, have a Krispy Kreme from the craft services table and call it a day?
I think that's actually the plot of Ghost Rider. Except with motorcycles.
I don't think he's really done any "acting" since Leaving Las Vegas.
Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting to pursue other interests, such as helping develop independent cinema in his new home of the Bahamas."
God, I'd hate to see what his movies will be like now that he isn't going to be acting in them. Will he just show up on the screen, makes some phone calls, have a Krispy Kreme from the craft services table and call it a day?
I think that's actually the plot of Ghost Rider. Except with motorcycles.
I don't think he's really done any "acting" since Leaving Las Vegas.
Mel makes 14 mill on opening weekend, all is forgiven
I guess it's ok to hate Jews as long as you make money, huh?
Still, looks like a good movie. Everyone I know who's seen it says it's great.
'Apocalypto' earns $14M, resurrects Mel - Yahoo! News: "'Apocalypto,' a Disney release set in the Mayan civilization and told in an obscure Mayan language, opened with $14.2 million, according to studio estimates Sunday."
Also, you need to remember that it opened on very few screens. And you also need to remember that Mel did it without any major studio backing. So all that money is his.
Still, looks like a good movie. Everyone I know who's seen it says it's great.
'Apocalypto' earns $14M, resurrects Mel - Yahoo! News: "'Apocalypto,' a Disney release set in the Mayan civilization and told in an obscure Mayan language, opened with $14.2 million, according to studio estimates Sunday."
Also, you need to remember that it opened on very few screens. And you also need to remember that Mel did it without any major studio backing. So all that money is his.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
Britney's panties found!
Actor Jamie Kennedy arrives at an awards ceremony in Burbank, California wearing a pair of women's panties on his head and holding up a sign that reads: "I found Britteny's Panties". Pop princess Britney Spears has spoken out about a string of recent photos showing her partying minus her underwear, admitting that she had probably taken her new-found freedom "too far"(AFP/Getty Images/File/Jamie Kennedy)
Wesley Snipes surrenders to Feds
He was charged with several tax related crimes.
E! News - Snipes Surrenders to Feds - Wesley Snipes: "Snipes flew into his hometown of Orlando on a private jet and voluntarily turned himself in, according to the U.S. Attorney's office in Tampa. Around 9:30 a.m. local time, he was escorted by U.S. marshals and a prosecutor into federal court in Ocala for arraignment."
E! News - Snipes Surrenders to Feds - Wesley Snipes: "Snipes flew into his hometown of Orlando on a private jet and voluntarily turned himself in, according to the U.S. Attorney's office in Tampa. Around 9:30 a.m. local time, he was escorted by U.S. marshals and a prosecutor into federal court in Ocala for arraignment."
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Fashion Faux Pas
Laura Bush, and 4 other women, all wore the same Oscar de la Renta dress to the White House Xmas party.
Popbitch speaks
Madonna has a whistleblower.
Madonna better wake up. One member of her
large entourage/staff is trying to reveal
details of her private life to a newspaper.
The whistleblower's partner has overstayed a
visa here and the couple need some quick
cash to disappear abroad, hence the plan.
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Black and Jew-baiting comedian Michael Richards
is a high-ranking Mason.
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I'm not sure what TCP is....or Ken Dodd
For some reason we still have a Royal Variety
Show. Know the inside story before it is
on BBC next Tuesday:
* Ken Dodd smelt strongly of TCP. Prince
Charles was the only person in the theatre
who laughed during his act.
* Renee Zellwegger pulled out of the show with
only two hours notice, claiming she couldn't
get a dress in time. Emily Watson was offered
as an alternative by her embarrassed Publicist.
* Rod Stewart wrote graffiti on his dressing
room wall, "Rock clubs love this sort of thing".
(It was at the Coliseum, home of the English
National Opera.)
--------------------
Once upon a time fans used to hide in
pop stars' dressing rooms or have sex with
their roadies to get close to them. The
internet's spoiled everything. It's all about
hacking into your idol's email and phone now.
Devon Townsend of Albuquerque is in court this
week charged with hacking into Linkin Park
singer Chester Bennington's personal accounts.
She used the information to make telephone
threats to Bennington's wife and put copies
of his intercepted personal messages and
email on the huge Linkin Park shrine she'd
built in her bedroom.
-----------------
Spice Girls Reunited?
Almost exactly 10 years ago the Spice Girls'
debut album entered the charts for an incredible
72 weeks and 2 become 1 was about to be their
third huge number one single. Posh, Baby,
Scary and Ginger may still be all over the
celebrity magazines but what a difference a
decade makes in terms of why we're interested
in them.
Geri - baby (she had to scrap her greatest
hits album). Mel B - vessel for Eddie Murphy's
seemingly unwanted eighth child) Victoria
- how weird can her breasts look?) Emma at least
is currently on TV and in the charts but
even her success is tainted. Her stint on
Strictly Comes Dancing looks set to end this
weekend and her somewhat self-funded album will
enter the charts at about number 60.
All this means - a reunited Spice Girls
in the Diana Concert next summer! Get your
money on it now.
----------------------
Madonna better wake up. One member of her
large entourage/staff is trying to reveal
details of her private life to a newspaper.
The whistleblower's partner has overstayed a
visa here and the couple need some quick
cash to disappear abroad, hence the plan.
------------------
Black and Jew-baiting comedian Michael Richards
is a high-ranking Mason.
------------------
I'm not sure what TCP is....or Ken Dodd
For some reason we still have a Royal Variety
Show. Know the inside story before it is
on BBC next Tuesday:
* Ken Dodd smelt strongly of TCP. Prince
Charles was the only person in the theatre
who laughed during his act.
* Renee Zellwegger pulled out of the show with
only two hours notice, claiming she couldn't
get a dress in time. Emily Watson was offered
as an alternative by her embarrassed Publicist.
* Rod Stewart wrote graffiti on his dressing
room wall, "Rock clubs love this sort of thing".
(It was at the Coliseum, home of the English
National Opera.)
--------------------
Once upon a time fans used to hide in
pop stars' dressing rooms or have sex with
their roadies to get close to them. The
internet's spoiled everything. It's all about
hacking into your idol's email and phone now.
Devon Townsend of Albuquerque is in court this
week charged with hacking into Linkin Park
singer Chester Bennington's personal accounts.
She used the information to make telephone
threats to Bennington's wife and put copies
of his intercepted personal messages and
email on the huge Linkin Park shrine she'd
built in her bedroom.
-----------------
Spice Girls Reunited?
Almost exactly 10 years ago the Spice Girls'
debut album entered the charts for an incredible
72 weeks and 2 become 1 was about to be their
third huge number one single. Posh, Baby,
Scary and Ginger may still be all over the
celebrity magazines but what a difference a
decade makes in terms of why we're interested
in them.
Geri - baby (she had to scrap her greatest
hits album). Mel B - vessel for Eddie Murphy's
seemingly unwanted eighth child) Victoria
- how weird can her breasts look?) Emma at least
is currently on TV and in the charts but
even her success is tainted. Her stint on
Strictly Comes Dancing looks set to end this
weekend and her somewhat self-funded album will
enter the charts at about number 60.
All this means - a reunited Spice Girls
in the Diana Concert next summer! Get your
money on it now.
----------------------
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
This is stupid
Here's another one for the dumb xmas presents category. Which is what the Rachael Ray cd was about..I probably should have said that then. But I thought it was obvious.
Here's a boyfriend pillow for only 8.97..
Yes, it vibrates.
Snuggle up and get cozy with a pillow that likes to cuddle. Our boyfriend pillow has a motion device that makes the pillow soothingly vibrate. Requires 2 "AA" batteries (not incl.).
Here's a boyfriend pillow for only 8.97..
Yes, it vibrates.
Snuggle up and get cozy with a pillow that likes to cuddle. Our boyfriend pillow has a motion device that makes the pillow soothingly vibrate. Requires 2 "AA" batteries (not incl.).
Top 10 SNICK Shows From The 90's
Top 10 SNICK Shows From The 90's - BigPlansBigCrash.com: "Top 10 SNICK Shows From The 90’s"
I don't care what anyone says, Apocalypto looks like a good movie.
Yeah, ok, he hates Jews. Still, it looks like a good movie. Although I don't understand his obsession with dead languages.
Can 'Apocalypto' restore Gibson's glory? - Yahoo! News
Can 'Apocalypto' restore Gibson's glory? - Yahoo! News
Andy Dick is a dick
He only did it because not enough people were paying attention to him.
For his next trick he'll appear with Kramer in Mel Gibson's next movie.
Andy Dick apologizes for racial slur - Yahoo! News: "'I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny,' said the statement, which was provided to the Los Angeles Times. 'In an attempt to make light of a serious subject, I have offended a lot of people, and I am sorry for my insensitivity. I wish to apologize to Ian, to the club and its patrons and to anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark.'"
For his next trick he'll appear with Kramer in Mel Gibson's next movie.
Andy Dick apologizes for racial slur - Yahoo! News: "'I chose to make a joke about a subject that is not funny,' said the statement, which was provided to the Los Angeles Times. 'In an attempt to make light of a serious subject, I have offended a lot of people, and I am sorry for my insensitivity. I wish to apologize to Ian, to the club and its patrons and to anyone who was hurt or offended by my remark.'"
Flaming Lips have alley named after them
It was either that or name it after S. N. Goldman, the man who invented the shopping cart.
Indie band has alley named in its honor - Yahoo! News
Indie band has alley named in its honor - Yahoo! News
Rocker Smith has writers block
Rocker Smith seeks cure for writers' block - Yahoo! News: "That is the problem facing The Cure frontman Robert Smith, who is struggling to come up with lyrics to some of the 33 new songs the band has recorded for its 14th studio album."
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
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