From the "what's the point?" file....

Culture Club will reunite without Boy George.

Former band members Jon Moss, Phil Pickett and Mikey Craig
are searching for three or four "young, great singers".

(Translation: guys who won't upstage us like George did.)

A television company wants to follow the reunited Culture Club, who
might embark on a world tour in 2007, according to manager Tony Gordon.

(Translation: it's going to be for a lame-ass reality tv show.)

He says, "We cannot replace George - that's going to be an impossibility."

(Translation: George wouldn't do it.)

"We want to keep the brand but give it an uplift and make it fun,
great fun. Culture Club music was always joyous. We need that right
now, we need a nice, happy band."

(Translation: George is a bitch and none of us can get along with him. Also, he knows he doesn't need us.)