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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Rob Schneider Collapses from "food poisioning"

STOCKTON, Calif. - Former "Saturday Night Live" cast member Rob Schneider was taken to a Northern California hospital after collapsing from food poisoning and heat exhaustion during the filming of an upcoming movie.




Remember, "food poisoning" and "exhaustion" are Hollywood code words for drug overdose. Or maybe the movie is so bad that the gods struck him down in an effort to stop it from being made. Personally I think it was the latter becaue Rob just isn't cool enough to be doing drugs. He's lucky his colon didn't leap up through his body and try to strangle him.

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