It's Simon Cowell's Fault

David Hasselhoff has a new show called "America's Got Talent." Which might be true, but Hasselhoff doesn't. He says Simon Cowell told him to do it.

"He called me up and said, `Would you do this?' And I said, `I don't want to be a judge!' And he said, `Come on, it's fun! You're funny!'"

And, shrugged Hasselhoff, "Because it's Simon, I did it."

I'm now starting a petition to have Simon Cowell tell Hasselhoff to jump out of an airplane while singing that "oogachaka" song...but without wearing a chute.