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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton at the Beach


This is what people starving to death in bizzarro world look like. In bizarro world they have money for bikinis, beaches and cell phones, but none for food.

Nicole used to be cute. Now she looks like the before picture in a skin cancer warning ad.

1 comment:

Greycat said...

How can they possibly think that having an ass shaped like an L is sexy? i'm with you that Nicole Ritchie used to be cute when she was in that inbetween stage - after slightly chunky fashion disaster but before the fashionable but looking a little to close to Jack Skellington stage. That was all of about 6 months. i kind of feel sorry for her. Mischa Barton on the other hand - I'd like to pummell her bony ass to the ground.