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Sunday, December 31, 2006
Paris Hilton's phone number leaked.
Apparently Paris Hilton's personal number has leaked. (415) 690-5482
I'm calling it. Here goes.
All I got was a message. I told her to call me back. I said she could say anything she wanted and I would publish it and not slant it.
I can be fair.
Of course if she doesn't call back I'm going to totally run her through the mud...not that I don't already.
But if she calls me then we could be BFF!
Thursday, December 28, 2006
More Miss Nevada pics
Apparently this isn't the first time. This one was taken in 2004 and has been on the web since then.
All the men Lindsay Lohan dated this year
Here are some highlights.
- Lohan linked to John Lennon`s son Sean after the pair was spotted out several nights in a row together.
- Lindsay vows to hit on Nick Lachey in order to anger his ex-wife, Jessica Simpson.
- Lindsay seen with Keanu Reeves at an LA hotspot.
A Real Genius sequel?
No mockery here, I loved Real Genius. Val Kilmer is talking about making a sequel.
Let's think about this. Let's just take a step back...No, no, take a step forward. Now take a step back. And take a step forward, and now we're cha-cha'ing!
All true geeks are in love with Jordan.
Even Britney's biggest fans are dropping her
Britney Spears’s number one fan site, WorldofBritney.com, decided to toss Britney aside because of their waning desire to follow her public debacles. Given her recent extremely public divorce, several upskirt pics, and rumors of a sex tape, World of Britney has finally decided to throw in the towel. According to the fansite, the founder said,
As Britney keeps losing her identity and credibility within fans and industry people, so is WoB. We’re moving on to greater, bigger things. I would therefore like to announce the permanent shut down of World of Britney.com beginning January 31st, 2007.
She really should have taken all that money Hugh Hefner offered her to appear in Playboy. At this point I think Hugh is offering a 6-pack of PBR and a sandwich.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Courtney Cox gets a ticket.
She's so laid back. Paris Hilton would have slapped the cop and called him a bitch. Mel Gibson would have called him sugar tits.
Tara Reid's fat, cottage cheese, ass
You know, Tara, I consider you a friend and all. Why don't you come over and we'll have drinks.
But I have to tell you, if you let your hair grow longer it will cover up that disaster of an ass you have.
Jenna Jameson has a million friends
"Myspace is amazing!" Jameson exclaimed in a press release. "It is a great way to promote new projects and my appearances to fans, plus I have been able to keep up with my own friends online. I admit I am a bit addicted to Myspace!"
Just goes to prove that in America, every little slut can grow up to be a superstar.
I hope she runs for president. Full story, nsfw.
WOW Report wants to rip off Paris Hilton's arm.
So Paris is in Maui with her hulking friend Brandon Davis, who looks ill. Is it wrong of us during this delightful holiday season to want to rip that damn cellphone off of Paris' ear and shove it up her ass, along with the arm holding it?
From Kiana.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Rob Zombie remaking Halloween
Rob Zombie was also asked if Michael's appearance, style of killing, and movements will be the same as in the 1978 original Halloween film. Zombie said that some original elements are likely to return, but fresh ones will also appear. It has been stated that it would be pointless in bringing some character elements as seen in the other eight installments. The basic storyline will be very similar to the original while some elements will be expanded upon or quite different from the original film. link
Pat Boone's Penis
You know how Pat Boone is always saying the world is horribly sinful and going to hell in a bucket?
Well, here's a pic of him with his penis in a box. Not safe for work.
Michelle Tractenberg is a Ho Ho Ho
Michelle Trachtenberg has a big crush on Hugh Laurie from House (who is very gay, or English, or both, who can tell?) So in a scene on the show where he had to examine her she left him a note between her legs that said, "I (heart) U".
There's also a clip from Black Christmas of her getting killed.
She's a very naughty young woman.
Monday, December 25, 2006
Puffy loves him that dog fur
NEW YORK - Macy's has pulled from its shelves and its Web site two styles of Sean John hooded jackets, originally advertised as featuring faux fur, after an investigation by the nation's largest animal protection organization concluded that the garments were actually made from a certain species of dog called "raccoon dog."
If Nelson Munce were here, he'd say, "Hah, Hah!" All you people who think you're cool, you're really wearing dog fur. At least you're lucky it wasn't rat fur.
Here's a pic of them. They are canines, technically. But they're related to foxes.
RIP James Brown
ATLANTA (Reuters) - Singer
James Brown, the self-proclaimed "Godfather of Soul," who billed himself as the hardest working man in show business, has died at age 73, CNN reported on Monday.
Brown had been admitted to Emory Crawford Long Hospital in Atlanta over the weekend for treatment of severe pneumonia, his agent, Frank Copsidas, told CNN.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Michelle Trachtenberg on TRL
If you zoom in on the last pic you can see a little mustache. She needs to have that waxed. 
Ex-Cop makes dvd showing you how to never get busted
The Fourth Amendment.
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
RIP Lionel
Mike Evans, who created Good Times and appeared in such tv series as All in the Family, and Walker, Texas Ranger, has died.
On The Jeffersons, an All in the Family spinoff that debuted in 1975, Evans was initially a series regular, Lionel's even-keeled nature required to contrast with the volcanic nature of his "honky"-spouting father, George Jefferson.
Evans left The Jeffersons after its first season, just as Good Times was embarking on its third.
Good Times, co-created by Evans and Eric Monte, was an All in the Family spinoff, one generation removed. It focused on Florence Evans, the former maid on direct All in the Family descendant Maude, her family, their housing-project digs in Chicago and
Jimmie Walker's "Dyn-o-mite" catchphrase.
He was only 57 and died of throat cancer. Damn cigarettes. We'll miss you Lionel.
Kevin Smith will be in the new Die Hard movie
Here's what he said on his myspace blog.
So last week, after I wrapped the "Manchild" pilot (which went phenomenally), the very next morning, I reported to work on a flick that'd reveal a heretofore unrealized dream I'd unwittingly harbored since I first watched David Addison limbo in the Moonlighting Detective Agency offices, twenty years prior...
For five days, I acted opposite Bruce Willis in this summer's "Live Free or Die Hard"
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Hillary Duff is a Barbie Doll
LOS ANGELES -
Hilary Duff is a real doll. A real Barbie doll. Duff is the latest Hollywood star to take on 12-inch proportions as the world's most popular fashion doll. She joins other famous (doll) faces such as
Reese Witherspoon,
Beyonce Knowles and Lucille Ball.
The Red Carpet Glam Hilary Duff Doll, which shows the 19-year-old's likeness in a polka-dot dress with a red satin sash, hits stores this month.
Buffy and the Turtles
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be making a new cgi movie.
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Kevin Smith will be doing voice parts. Patrick Stewart will be doing the voice of a villain.
Full Story.
Miss Nevada Stripped Naked...
of her title... But also there are apparently pics of her topless, kissing another chick, out there on the net, somewhere.
Update: Found them, although heavily edited. More here. Here are the unedited pics.
"Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007," said Paula M. Shugart, president of the
Miss Universe Organization, which owns the
Miss USA pageant and others.
Rees' dismissal comes two days after Miss USA Tara Conner was allowed to keep her tiara when she admitted underage drinking at New York bars and agreed to go into rehab and undergo drug testing.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
MADD mad about something
Even the Mad Mothers are hating on USA...this time on Miss Teen USA.
LOS ANGELES - Mothers Against Drunk Driving said Wednesday it was severing ties with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair because it was "disappointed" by news reports that she had partied with
News | News Photos | Images | Web" type="hidden"> Miss USA Tara Conner.
Miss USA, still a drunken slut
So Tara Conner was given a second chance. But the Terminator (get it? huh? huh? Sara Conner, Tara Conner, Donald Trump, he fires people...terminates them? Geez, my genius is so wasted with you people)...but anyway, she'll probably be fired.
Here's what she said about the rehab program that they told her to take,
"Anytime anyone gives you free anything, like therapy or rehab, you take it."
Hey, Tara, I'm having a contest, free jello shots if you show your tits, what do you say?
The FBI are big liars
For years the FBI said they couldn't release all of John Lennon's file because they were afraid of "military retaliation" against the United States. But it turns out they were just kidding.
"Today we can see that the national security claims the FBI has been making for 25 years were absurd from the beginning. The Lennon FBI file is a classic case of excessive government secrecy," Wiener said in a statement.
The released documents include one that states Lennon "encouraged the belief that he holds revolutionary views ... by the content of some of his songs."
Oooh, Imagine all the people, knowing the FBI is full of morons.
Full story.
Eminem and Kim divorce again
Surprise surprise! The split up again.
Eminem and Kim divorce again - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
Scarlett in red
You can tell several things about S-Jo from these pics.
One, she's very, very stoned.
Two, she's not wearing a bra, she's got some sort of flying butress made by the same people that put up Notre Dame cathedral to hold up them boobies.
The people who design her dresses could put up those statues at Easter Island.
Best blowjobs in Britain
TV property guru Kirsty Alsopp once appeared
on Pebble Mill with Heather Mills. They caught
the same train from London to Birmingham for
the show. Not recognising Heather, Kirsty
politely asked Mucca what she did.
Heather's reply? "I give the best blow
jobs in Britain".
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Coming to London from LA in 2007 - strawberry
cocaine. Lindsay, Paris, Brandon and all the
trashiest Sunset Strip club kids prefer to cut
their gak with strawberry flavoured nesquik
milkshake these days as they find the neat
coke to be too harsh. (Particularly for
breakfast.)
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Scarlett Johansson has a face made for luggage
She's been chosen as the new face of Louis Vuitton. They seem to think that's a compliment.
Scarlett for Vuitton - 20 Dec 2006 - Lifestyle: "Marc Jacobs, Vuitton's artistic director, said Johansson was 'young and fresh and slightly coquettish, with gorgeous skin and a figure made to wear bustier dresses and gold-heeled shoes'."
Britney is a lightweight
She needs an intervention or something. Firs she gets booed out of a Laker game, then gets drunk on champagne and coca cola. Who drinks that? It's like a drink a 12 year old would come up with.
After that she jumps up on stage at a club and unzips her bra. The manager then makes her get down. Twice. Apparently no one wanted to see her stuff.
And this from the woman who thought she was too good to be in playboy for 6 million dollars.
Celebrity Week - Where Hollywood Meets the Las Vegas Strip - Britney Thrown Off Stage...Twice:
Swayze Fever
Patrick Swayze's Road House is the all-time top-grossing movie in Iceland.
So they like Bjork and Swayze. I just don't get it.
Monday, December 18, 2006
How many times do I have to say it?
Hollywood is out of ideas. It's like every damn day I see something else that proves to me that no one in the movie biz has a fucking clue.
Here's the latest. Underdog, the movie.
You'll believe a dog can fly. If you're really, really stupid. There's not enough pot in the world to make me actually give a damn about this movie.
The Cardigans
The Cardigans have a new cd out. I meant to say something about it a month ago. But I forgot. Hey, I'm being sued, I've got shit on my mind. I forgot I even downloaded this until now.
But it's really good. At least if you're depressed and bitter, like me. If you're looking for another Lovefool this ain't it. If you're getting old and hate the world, but in a sort of abstract, vague, way, this is the cd for you.
It's got some great song titles, like "I need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer." Which sounds like something I'd say. Except I've got a script for Xanax, so fuck the wine. But it's a great cd to listen to if you're pissed off, but not quiet pissed off enough to bring out the death metal. Or if you're depressed, but not quiet enough to breakout Disintegration by the Cure.
Also, I've listened to those cd's so many times...I think I've bought 3 copies of Disintegration. Because people keep stealing them.
BeeGee's carreer is officialy over
Barry Gibb is recording a country album.
He also lives in Johnny Cash's former home in Tennessee.
"I am a country artist, always have been a country artist, and this is my chance to get some self-expression out because the group is no longer the group," he said. The Bee Gees disbanded after the 2003 death of his brother, Maurice.
"Well, except for that whole disco thing." The dork said, "but I don't remember much of that because of the drugs. Hey, mate, got any gack?"
Barry Gibb plans country record in Tenn. - Yahoo! News
Victoria's Secret fashion show from Nov. 06
With Stacy Keibler,Gisele Bundchen, Alessandra Ambrosia, other models I don't know, those creepy old women who are really into fashion, lots of feathers....
From Fashion TV.
Friday, December 15, 2006
Paris Hilton can't write
The myspace entry where Paris defended Britney? It was a hoax.
Hoaxer, not Hilton, wrote Britney defense posting - Yahoo! News: "Did she write that piece? No, she did not,' Mintz said. 'I have no idea who did.'
'There are dozens and dozens of people that use the Web, that write things and post pictures and identify themselves as Paris. There are at least 80 of them. The Web is a bit like the Wild West -- somewhat uncontrollable,' he told Reuters."
we shud ov non coz it wuz nt roted lik dis. it be uze gud nglh n sizht.
