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Thursday, May 31, 2007

If you had to choose...


If someone held a gun to your head and said you had to have sex with either Britney, Paris or Lindsay, which would you choose? And not back when they were hot and disease free, but now.

Britney has cleaned herself up since this last pic, but still....she's got kids. You might end up being a stepdaddy to Cletus Jr. *shudder*


Paris still looks pretty good, and doesn't often go around covered in vomit....but every says she has herpes. And she'll definitely have crabs, not to mention bedbugs, after she gets out of Jail.

And then there is Lindsay. Well, she's special, isn't she? They're going to start making her ride around in the short yellow limosine and get her a helmet so she doesn't hit her head after she passes out from snorting Jack Daniels. But, she's got all the best drugs. I'm sure she could come up with some combo of viagra and MDMA that would keep you hard for a week.

So which one would you choose. And yes, ladies, this applies to you as well.

3 comments:

blackroseMD1 said...

Lindsey, easily. Not only is she the hottest, but I'm pretty sure that a condom would stop any disease she has. Plus, she has the best coke.

Pepa a.k.a GoD* said...

i think i will pick
lindsay, i dont have problems with here driving drunk...but parais, and his diseases PLEASE...britney can go fuck herself.......

Nawtykitty said...

I'll take the bullet in the head thank you. I would like to die with a clean dick.