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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

Sheikh Mohammed, ruler of Dubai, is another
fan of expensive yachts. His latest model has
an ultra high-tech sound system. A top sound
technician was brought in to test it before
the Sheikh took possession. He picked out a
tune on his iPod to see how everything sounded.
Without thinking he chose Jimmy Buffett's Why
Don't We Get Drunk (And Screw). Since that
day, the technician's work for the upstanding
Dubai ruler and his teetotal, religious
boat crew appears to have dried up.

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