Dethklok Lyrics

Metalocalypse Theme Song


Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!
Dethklok!

I'm... ticking... for... the...
Dethklok!
Dethklok!

Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree,
Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee,
William Murderface Murderface Murderface,
Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo,
Nathan Explosion.




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Duncan Hills Coffee


Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee,
From the hills of Columbia?
The Duncan Hills will awake you,
From a thousand deaths.
A cup of blackened blood.
(Die, DIE!)
I'm dying for a cup.
Guatamalan blend.
Ethiopian,
French Vanilla Roast.
(Die, DIE!)
You're dying for a cup.
Prepare for ultimate flavor...
You're gonna get some, NOW!
And scream, for your cream!
(Solo- Skwisgaar Skwigelf)
DUNCAN HILLS
DUNCAN HILLS
DUNCAN HILLS
COFFEE!





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Birthday Deathday


echo Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU!
YOU!
You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die.
One more year goes hurting by.
Body, organs ripping, rotting
Vile lungs a grotesque chorus
Birthday equals nothing for us
R S V P Please
For the death of me
You have little time
You're running out of life
Happy Birthday. You're gonna die!
Time-Time-Tick-ing
Birth-day-Death-day
Die-die-Death-day
Birth-day-Death-day



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(Hate) The Fan Song

You people out there give us something more than just record sales
You give us something to hate
And we hate you, you brainless mutants

Hate (16x)

You hunched and blinded mutants
living in chat rooms

You masturbate on the sheets
your mothers clean for you

You have lined my pockets
overflowed with gold

You're living with your parents
and you're 35 years old

You're a bunch of banks
that I'd like to rob

You're my online cash transaction
you're my future stocks

Transfer you like money
to a Swiss account

Spend you on an impulse
and zero you all out

Hate (16x)

I would like to get some sleep
but you keep buying all our things

My overhead is way too deep
for us to not make all these things

It's way too cynical, you see?
Hating what's supporting me

I am not you, I thank the gods
and if I were, I'd die like dogs

Die (30x)
DIE!

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Mustakrakish,
Mustakrakish.

Now, we've never actually tried to awaken a troll before from a Finnish Necronomicon.
So please bare with us.
Here goes:
I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld to bring forth this beast and,

Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Take the land that must be taken.
Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken,
Devour worlds, smite, forsaken.

Rise up from your thousandth year of sleep,
Bring forth the decreed eternally.

I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise and,
Awaken.




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Thunderhorse

Ride...
Ride...
Ride...
Ride...

Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunder...

Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...

Revenge...
Revenge...
Revenge...

Thunder...
Horse...
Thunder...
Horse...

Thunder...
Horse...
Thunder...
Horse...

Thunder, Thunder...
Thunder, Thunder, Thunder...
Thunder...
Thunder...
Horse...

Thunderhorse...
Thunderhorse...

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Dethharmonic



I want to keep my money

And give away absolutely nothing

To the government who moderates my spending

and obliterates depending on what time of the year

brutality is here

in the form of income tax

I'd rather take a fucking axe

to my face, blow up this place

with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute

if I could write off your murder

I'd save all of my receipts

because I'd rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than to maul your body in my second home

I'd rather you be dead than consider losing all my evil restaurants