AP Covers the Colbert-O'Reilly Meeting of the Giants: "It may have been a greater error allowing Colbert into the Fox News headquarters, located near the 'Colbert Report' studios in Manhattan. There, Colbert smuggled a microwave out of the green room, a bounty which he proudly displayed at the conclusion of his show.
A spokesman for Fox News confirmed that Colbert stole the microwave, but said it was all in good fun."
Bill is so dumb he doesn't even know when he's being setup.
"This was a huge mistake, me coming on here," he muttered.