Overheard in New York | The Voice of the City: "Pink-haired woman: Have you noticed how all the celebs are totally dying their hair? It just looks so damn fake! I just want to walk up to them and say, 'Your hair looks like a chem lab exploded on it!' And then I would, like, get an autograph.
--Broadway
Hobo: Look, this ain't my hair! I am part of the Homeland Security, and the alert color today is orange for 'High alert.' Now, how can you be both high and alert? That's why this country is so fucked up! Have a nice day!"
Thursday, March 01, 2007
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