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Thursday, March 01, 2007

The time has come to kill Courtney Love

When everyone else hated Courtney I didn't. She put out a few good tracks, a few good songs. I didn't believe she killed Kurt. I thought everyone should cut her some slack.

Well, screw all that. Now the is the time to rise up and kill that bitch. You know why? She allowed the Nirvana song "Breed" to be used for a damn video game commercial. That's right, Nirvana in a commercial. Hell, why not just let "Smells like Teen Spirit" be used for the deodorant of the same name. "Come as You Are" could be a commercial for condoms. "Heart Shaped Box" can be used by Russel Stover candies for Valentine's day. I'm sure Taco Bell or someone will pay for the song "Mexican Seafood".

I pray that Zombie Kurt Cobain will rise from his grave and kill her and Dave Grohl. Then I want him to make a new solo album.

13 comments:

molly said...

i was just starting to think she was cool too...
DAMN HER

Robyn said...

I believe Dave Grohl lost the all rights to Nirvana's music to that money grubbing murdering whore.

from my mouth to..... said...

oh lord...are we back on this one...nirvana was just a band..kurt cobain was just a man, not jesus..why is he above anything every other musician seems to be doing nowadays....

and maybe she needs to sell some stuff so she has money to support the kid he so easily walked away from...the man was the most selfish dude..killed himself - removing himself from his young childs lief, knowing full well her mother was crazy and leaving fans who still speak of him as a prophet for the disonnected and young alone...

if you are a true fan of the band, you could honestly give two poops if their music is background noise for some corporate mind game..

Drawer2000 said...

I never thought she was cool or talented. I always thought she was a semi-talented hack who jumped on Kurt's coattails to better herself.
She's a drugged up sell-out who is dragging Nirvana through the mud. Seriously? A baseball game for the computer? Yeah, that's Nirvana's message.

Sarah said...

Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic only have control 2% of the song catalog. Sadly, you can only blame this on Courtney and the guy she hired last year to manage the catalog.

Isidore said...

What a fucking bitch. As if we all didn't see this coming. She's a talentless, ugly whore.

I completely lost all tolerance of her fug ass when I saw that completely tasteless picture she took with herself as the Virgin Mother of the Pieta, holding the lifeless body of Kurt, draped over her murderous knees. Seriously, she needs her ass kicked.

Oh, yeah and by the way "From my mouth" is a fucktard. The Doors never allowed any of their songs to be tainted by any corporate butt monkeys, and in many ways Morrison can barely hold a candle to Kurt's dark poesy.

Besides, if ANYONE should be allowed to fuck up Kurt's legacy, then let it be his daughter. At least she's got his blood in her veins -- NOT Slutney.

Thanks for the bad news.

Maldoror the Great

Matt said...

who the heck really cares?

Kurt is lucky, by shooting his coward ass self in the face he made himself imortal people remember his from his peak.

Imagine the crap he could have produced if he was alive today. Give Courtney a Break- Or Kill the bitch ether way who cares.

Jeremy said...

That video game commercial is one of my favorites. Good idea to make money Courtney. I love crack too

Sarah said...

I'm so mad that Kurt offed himself. I would have loved to have seen him on "The Surreal Life".

He said...

To the poster, I say this, hate whomever you want with good reason. Dave Grohl has done nothing but try to keep Nirvana secure and save, constantly battling for the rights to the music, not for himself, but for the fans of Nirvana. Dave Grohl is amazing in the sense that he was able to bounce back from such a grand loss, have you ever lost anyone close to you, do you understand the bond that an aged band has? Evidently not. Dave Grohl has talent...anway, What the fuck... I think it is agreeable to say that, you either love or dont care at all for kurt cobain. You're entitled to that. Hate whoever you want. But, lets get our facts straight... or at least understand the topic we're bitching about before we bitch. So, i guess i should continue with the first person who pissed me off:"from my mouth". Nirvana was a band.. who said kurt was jesus, or a prophet. So, these remarks weren't so bad, but then you had to come up with this fucking bullshit story about kurt cobain walking away from francis. Courtney Love only needs money for crack and trashy outfits. What the fuck? Kurt was selfish, are you serious? obviously you dont know a damn thing about the man.. it would be best if you just kept your mouth shut. Kurt Cobain was everything but selfish. Obviously, when you think of him.. all you see is some suicidal selfish person. If, you arrive at the conclusion that you think he actually did kill himself, weigh out the motives. Kurt Cobain wanted to make a difference, and, i dont think his death was part of his plan for making a difference. Such a subject is soo touchy, but it all comes down to the people who actually look into the story versus the people who think they know, but have no idea. Your last statement is quite stupid, I suggest you reread it. A true fan of any band shows interest in everything that band partakes in, so, maybe your statement should read:"if you arent a true fan, you wouldnt give two shits if their music is background noise for some corporate mind game."... especially in the case of Nirvana. Fans are rightfully upset because they know how Kurt felt about big corporations. The man loved playing music, he didnt do it for the money, or for the fame. He did it because it made him happy. I guess bitching about something you havent invested in makes you happy. i bet you enjoy just aggrivating all of the people who were affected by his music. If you choose to look at kurt as some type of god or prophet, consider this: lyrics and music are interpretations of real ideas that you know exist, because most likely you have experienced them. The more contemporary the artist, the more understanding you are. Take your bible, Ill take my music. At least you support Kurt Cobain. Notice how i can point out the good in things... then theres Matt... kurt is lucky? You should try his grand scandal out on yourself, im sure thats what he was going for... Cobain didnt want anyone to remember him from his peak, he always said:"Its better to burn out than fade away".. something he learned from Neil Young. So, there goes your whole plot.. unless he was lying about that... I care because regardless of the band or the man, music has a huge influence on me. Obviously, you dont have the sort of connection to music that I have, and i dont expect you to;everyone is different. Ill end with this, since it is sure to make some readers consider that im crazy. I do not think Kurt Cobain killed himself at all, in the slightest bit. The best part about this, is.. you cant argue it because no one can prove it. No one was there.

Needtsza said...

that song kicks ass too.

why do "the good die young", as Billy joel would put it?

damn it! Take her!

Jose said...

Well, I guess I'm going to stop watching television now. Pinche cabrona!

ravenwings said...

i believe the people of the earth are starting to come to the consensus that whoretney's time is over, please God let us all be rid of her. it is in the air, nuanced all around. let's watch and see if she dives off something into the Lake of Fire. soon i hope.