Celebrity Launches Own-Breasts Awareness Campaign | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "LOS ANGELES—Amid growing personal concern that the subjects are not receiving enough national attention, singer–actress Jessica Simpson announced the launch Monday of an ambitious, multimillion-dollar campaign promoting awareness of her breasts.
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Simpson draws attention to her cause at a recent gala event in Washington, D.C.
'Each year, millions of lives could be affected by my breasts,' said Simpson at a press conference in Los Angeles. 'People of all ages, colors, and creeds are susceptible to them. Now it's just a matter of getting them out there for everyone to see. It's time Americans truly recognized the full size and scope of this devastating rack.'"
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