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Monday, August 07, 2006

Roundup of things that don't really matter.

Janet Jackson poses topless on the cover of Vibe. Who hasn't seen that ugly wrinkled nipple by now? If you haven't seen it you can get it on ebay. Or at least thats the ad I got when I searched for it on google.

Janet Jackson Nipple
Whatever you're looking for
you can get it on eBay.
www.eBay.com

It seems the Hollywood elite have chosen sides on Mel Gibson. Skins vs. foreskins it looks like.


Fred Savage had a baby.
Well, he didn't have it, but some woman he presumably had sex with did. No, Winnie isn't the mother. Let's hope they name it something sensible. I'm thinking Bonanza Savage.

German scientists have invented an "anti-stupid" pill. Let's see who can be the first to slip it in Paris Hiltion's champagne.


Cops found a stolen donut truck, really, really, fast.

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