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Monday, August 21, 2006

My plan for world peace

entertainment.iafrica.com | news Osama 'wanted to marry Whitney': "Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of terror group al-Qaeda, was such a fan of singer Whitney Houston that he considered marriage and having her husband Bobby Brown killed.

This is but one of several details revealed by a woman who claims she was once the sex slave of America’s most wanted man."


It's a deal! You stop bombing the world and we'll give you Whitney...and that's not all. We'll also throw in Janet Jackson and Halle Berry! If white girls are more your thing then you can have Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan! Come on, girls, take one for America. Aren't you willing to sacrifice for the good of the rest of the world? Besides, he's like 7 feet tall, he must have an enormous schlong. It's a win-win situation.

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