Sources say, "Nicole Ritchie can't move for comments
about her weight these days. After an
altercation with a photographer, Nicole
went to drown her sorrows in the Viper
Room, where LA art-pop band The Spores
were playing. Sadly for Nicole, the band
spotted her diving into a booth and used
their trademark on-stage puppets to take the
piss out of her inability to afford food,
culminating in one of the puppets saying,
"I screwed Nicole Ritchie... and wrapped my
whole dick around her waist." Nicole stormed
out telling doormen that she was going to sue."
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