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Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Becks invited to see Suri Cruise

Is there any wonder that I hate him so?


Victoria Beckham's Suri invite - Showbiz News - Life Style Extra: "A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: 'David and Victoria are honoured that Tom and Katie have asked them along.

'However they were a little shocked by the list of rules they'll have to follow.

'Apparently they can't take any photographic equipment, they're banned from touching Suri and they're not allowed to do any baby-talk around her."


Yeah, come see our baby, but don't get your cooties on it! And don't talk to it either, we don't want our precious little mutant to pick up any of that London gutter trash you speak. Little Suri's first words might be some of that slang you chav scum talk.

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