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Monday, August 07, 2006

Tom Cruise sucks

Which is something I've known for a long time. Now everyone else is starting to realize it.

The 44-year-old actor is eager to get back to work to put behind him disappointments such as Mission Impossible: III, but last week his 13-year deal with the Paramount studio was allowed to lapse. Executives say Cruise faces a “financial adjustment and reality check” before he can continue his illustrious career.


That's right, World, I'm 5 years ahead of you, yet again.

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