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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Ozzy's wife to remove rubber band

Osbourne plans to remove gastric band - Yahoo! News: "NEW YORK - Sharon Osbourne says she plans to remove a gastric band that helped her lose 125 pounds and instead rely on psychotherapy to cope with her weight issues.

Yeah, psycho is right. Here's how that scene will play out, "Hey, psycho, stop eating so much." Then the therapist will whack her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

'I have to figure out why I do what I do to myself,' the 54-year-old wife/manager of rocker Ozzy Osbourne says in an interview in People magazine's Oct. 30 issue. 'I think I have some sort of self-destruction button.'"

Ya think? I mean, you're married to Ozzy. You're on the Crazy Train, babe.

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