Thursday, October 19, 2006
This is what you need
Is your life unfulfilling and sad? The problem is you're not drinking enough water. You need Bling H2O. It's the water for you. Sure, it's 35 dollars a bottle, but if it's good enough for Paris Hilton's dog, it should be good enough for you.
And you know what the best part is? It's redneck water. It's bottled in Dandridge, Tennessee, which is near Pigeon Forge, which is where Dollywood is. That's right, you can pay 35 dollars to drink water from a lake that Dolly Parton pisses in. It's also pretty near Oakridge, which is where all the nuclear research is done.
Bling H2O...overpriced, radioactive, redneck water for dogs!
Posted by Wayne Nix at 3:57 PM