A car museum is selling the most scary cars of all time.
"Fans are able to bid for the Plymouth Fury from Christine, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Dodge van, and the Devil's Rejects' Cadillac Eldorado, all of which are for sale for the first time."
Where's JFK's death car? How much is that worth? Is it worth more if you find a piece of brain in the back seat?
I was going to make some sort of comparison there to the US political system and the car in Pulp Fiction where they soaked up the blood with towels. It was going to be very clever and mean and sum up the ....
But I sort of forgot. It's right on the tip of my tongue, though.