Apparently Jessica has been trolling web dating sites looking for a man. So go get yourself an account on match.com and she may end up with you.
But she's so dumb she accidentally hired a male prostitute to take her out.
Jessica Simpson accidentally hired a 'professional hooker' | 24dash.com - Showbiz & Slap Dash: "The 'Dukes of Hazard' actress, the ex-wife of Nick Lachey, has been scouring internet dating sites to find a man ever since she split from singer John Mayer.
However, the blonde star was left red-faced after she unknowingly arranged a meeting with a 'professional hooker'."