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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Reasons For Britney Spears' Divorce

Reasons For Britney Spears' Divorce " * Passionate fire flickered out during burping contest
* Writing team producing next album needed more material
* Federline kept eating last Zinger in freezer without replacing it
* Ran out of things to talk about
* Stud contract required Federline be returned to breeder after second successful siring
* Decision made by write-in vote for Kids' Choice Awards
* Federline's late nights at the office became too much of a strain
* Kevin was being all jerky and Britney was all like, 'Get out. Jeez!'


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