Tara Reid better watch out

'C-List Celebrity Killer' Leaves Police Enthusiastically Guessing Who's Next | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "LOS ANGELES—Following Thursday's gruesome discovery of the remains of former Blossom star Joey Lawrence, law enforcement officials are feverishly speculating on the identity of the next victim of the so-called 'C-list Celebrity Killer.'"