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Monday, November 13, 2006

Bizzaro Scientologist Wedding Vows

Here are some of the vows that might be in Tom Cruise's wedding.

For Mrs. Cruise, Perhaps a Cat - New York Times: "“Now, Tom, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice if you will, but still they need them.”

And Ms. Holmes could be told: “Hear well, sweet Katie, for promise binds. Young men are free and may forget. Remind him then that you may have necessities and follies, too.”

“keep her, well or ill,” he is also asked, “And when she’s older, do you then keep her still?”

“Know that life is stark and often somewhat grim, and tiredness and fret and pain and sickness do beget a state of mind where spring romance is far away and dead.”

She is then asked if she is willing to “create still his health, his purpose and repose.”

Similarly the bridegroom is told, “The tides of fortune and of life are sometimes fair or grim.” He should not leave his wife in search of solutions, and the minister says, “Take thy own even though they sleep beneath foul straw and eat thin bread and walk on pavement less than kind.”


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