Did Paris Hilton finish high school?: "According to several sources, Hilton attended The Dwight School in New York City, but didn't stick around long enough to wear a cap and gown. However, Ms. Hilton later earned her general equivalency diploma (GED) after some homeschooling."
Now she ends up with all the other losers who only got their GED...in jail, where they belong. Yeah, that's right, if you're so dumb you can't finish high school, let alone an undergrad degree, then you should be locked up in jail.