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Saturday, August 05, 2006

New Game: Guess that drug!

Here's a new game I'm starting for the site. The winner will get a free t-shirt.*

Our constestant is the young Mrs. Britney Spears-Federline. Watch this video and guess what drug she's on!


Here's my guess.

It's beer and xanax or klonipin or something. You can tell it's beer from the burping. And living in Alabama, and knowing this kind of over-privileged redneck chick, I know what drugs they do these days. Every chick like that is on some sort of anti-depressant Zoloft or Paxil. Then they supplement that with oxycontin, lorcet or xanax, valium. But, if it was a painkiller then her jaw wouldn't hurt.

She probably just took a xanabar and about 3 beers. Anymore beer than that with the xanax and she wouldn't be vertical.

Could have been pot and beer, too.
















*{The t-shirts haven't actually been printed yet so you'll have to wait an indefinate amount of time to recieve one. But if and when the t-shirts get made, you'll get a free one.}

1 comment:

Greycat said...

She's fucking stoned as hell.